Skrizzle Sings About Not Being Able To Be With Family And Watch TV This Year
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00:00Skrizzle, take it away.
00:01What do you have going on here?
00:02Well, this is my new song.
00:03It's my new hit.
00:04It's going to be available for purchase for free.
00:07For free?
00:07For download for free.
00:09All right.
00:09And it's called Sucks Giving is here.
00:11And I think you, well, I don't want to give away my stunt just yet.
00:16It's a strange Thanksgiving year.
00:18Can I just describe what I'm seeing in here?
00:21I suppose you can give away a little bit of my finale.
00:24Folks, there is a 55-inch LCD television set laid flat, and there's a, like, a sawhorse.
00:34What do you call these things?
00:34There's like a...
00:35What are these things?
00:37There's like...
00:37What a turd.
00:39They're A-frames, bro.
00:40There's an A-frame on each side, and there's a...
00:43I think they're called sawhorses, essentially.
00:44And then Froggy's got the ladder in here again.
00:47So are you ready to hit it?
00:49I'm ready if you are, baby.
00:50Let's do it.
00:50Let's go.
00:51Now I need you guys to move, baby.
00:54Big Lou worked on this track.
00:58Sucks Giving is here.
00:59You guys ready?
01:01We are, Froggy.
01:02Lou, we need to make these intros a little shorter.
01:04It's all good.
01:04It's all good.
01:06This year, everything is really crazy.
01:10This year, it's as crazy as can be.
01:14No dinner with your grandparents.
01:17No football around the big screen TV.
01:20No turkey.
01:21No turkey.
01:22No wine.
01:25Just stay inside and everything will be fine.
01:28No stuffing and no creamy dressing.
01:32No being thankful for all of your blessings.
01:36No peas and no cranberry.
01:39Let's hope this time next year, it won't be so scary.
01:43He's hopping around.
01:46Oh, he just fell.
01:48Get up.
01:48Get up.
01:49Come on.
01:49He just fell down.
01:50You all right?
01:51He's going back.
01:52Come on, man.
01:53What, he tripped?
01:54What happened?
01:54I sprained my ankle.
01:55Oh, he sprained his ankle.
01:56He fell.
01:57He twisted his ankle.
01:57No buttered biscuits and no string beans.
02:01No Macy's Day Parade to be seen.
02:05Don't be stupid and don't be dumb.
02:09Sucks giving is definitely not fun.
02:12No turkey.
02:14No wine.
02:16Just stay inside and everything will be fine.
02:20No stuffing and no...
02:22My leg hurts.
02:24They treasure all of your blessings.
02:27No peas and no cranberry.
02:31Let's hope this time next year, it won't be so scary.
02:34You ready?
02:39Yeah, I'm sorry.
02:39Skrizzle.
02:40Skrizzle just took off his glasses.
02:42That means he's getting ready.
02:43No family around the big screen TV.
02:46No family around the big screen TV.
02:49I see the theme here.
02:50I see.
02:51So, no family around the big screen TV.
02:55Froggy has a big screen TV.
02:58Froggy just put a helmet on.
03:00I'm sorry, Skrizzle.
03:01Skrizzle just put a helmet on.
03:03He's going to climb on top of a ladder now.
03:08Help me, you fat ass!
03:10He can't get the helmet on.
03:12Hold on, I'm sorry.
03:13He's...
03:14So, wait a minute.
03:17Now he's climbing on top of the ladder.
03:19No building time around the TV!
03:23Oh, my God!
03:27Holy crap!
03:31Are you okay?
03:31Are you okay?
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35Are you okay?
03:36Is my ankle okay?
03:37No!
03:39Are you okay?
03:40Froggy just jumped off a six-foot ladder
03:43into the middle of a 55-inch LG TV set.
03:47Holy crap!
03:47A flat screen.
03:49Oh, my God.
03:50Are you okay?
03:51Ow!
03:52I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:54I hurt myself first before it.
03:55Are you all right?
03:56No, that really hurt, guys.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58I thought it was going to snap.
03:59Damn it!
04:00Roxanne?
04:02I'm normally a compassionate person,
04:04but I'm not even going over to that side of the studio
04:06because I don't...