Robit Nurse

Beasley Digital

Dave leads off the show by sharing that he feels like he is a day behind after skipping his pills and it leads to Lisa talking about an automatic pill dispenser she ordered for her father to use.

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00:00616 here on a wednesday morning right yes yeah it's wednesday yep i'm a day ahead

00:16no i'm a day behind i thought it was tuesday you know why why because my pillbox oh jesus christ

00:25here we go i i skip sunday yeah so i'm like a day behind in my pills so that's how you keep track

00:33of the days like an 80 year old the exact same way the exact same way never thought i never thought

00:40we'd hear it oh not that you have to say what day it is every day you come to work but your pillbox

00:45is what's the indicator of what day it is my morning right i get up and i take my i go to

00:51my pillbox i'm like well it's a tuesday and i'll take my tuesday pills i swear to god like you guys

00:57are all like mid-20s to me right like yeah until that moment right there where dave just said

01:02my pillbox i don't know what day it is unless it's a pillbox the thing is i can't make fun of them too

01:13bad because i i've got a pillbox too i'm gonna have one let me remember when to take your pills

01:22let me say this i don't take actual pills like i don't take medication vitamins i just it's my

01:29vitamins my probiotic my allergy medication vitamin d no but still even it's i think it's even worse

01:36having a pillbox and not having a reason to have what no i think that's better no you got a pillbox

01:43for vitamins yeah he does okay listen he's like well i better get these things in a room so i know

01:51what i'm taking you take a lot of vitamins you you know yeah there's nothing wrong with being

01:55organized you know how long it used to take me i'd have to go to each bottle and dump them out i'm like

02:00no i'm buying myself a couple i bought two weeks worth yeah so i pre-organized two weeks worth of

02:05my stuff and then it's two weeks you've got a double you've got a double i got two i bought two

02:10well anyways i still i forgot sunday we were doing so much running around and stuff i forgot to take

02:16them and now it's throwing me a day a day behind i guess i could just move them up yeah day geez

02:23huh that would be an idea it's better to be it's gonna mess you up for a whole entire two weeks

02:29yeah i was under the impression it was tuesday when you get home please do this because we can't

02:34have two weeks of you thinking it's the wrong day yeah get your pillbox in order i guess i'll have to

02:42it's gonna affect the show i'll get my pillbox in order yeah it will it will i'll fix it up

02:47damn it dave get your pillbox in order oh dave didn't follow his pillbox again he doesn't know

02:52what god damn day it is he thinks it's the sabbath he won't work today would not be the

03:00word i would get up i'm like oh it's only sunday oh yeah go back to bed you know i don't like i look

03:05at my parents and i know they they probably have pillboxes they don't know what day it is honestly

03:11i think when you're retired you lose track right it all blends together every day is the same no and

03:16they don't care they don't even care i used to have uh for my dad i bought him because he could

03:23not he would not take his medicine he would put it in a pill bottle he would just be like he didn't

03:28remember and so i had bought one of those medicine machines where it would it would dispense the

03:33medicine each day and he needs and you know vitamins included and all that and it would it would spit

03:38out and it would say time to take your medication and then if he and he'd have to take it and if he

03:45didn't it would call me and let me know he didn't take his medication and then i'd have to call him

03:50dad you didn't take your pills they're really important you have to take your pills you forgot

03:55oh well it was a brilliant a brilliant invention though for people yeah that's great i love this i love

04:02that idea yeah yeah you know i'm surprised dave doesn't have one actually i didn't even know what

04:07he just did yell at you though but she had like that old voice the old lady like awful voice my dad

04:14hated her he'd be like oh robo nurse

04:17my nurse is a robot it's a goddamn robot she's a robot he would be so pissed god damn it lisa

04:24why did you buy me this robot nurse if she's a robot why can't she have a hot voice like he wanted

04:31i think he wanted a hot voice he's a hot robot nurse can i tell you lisa this robot nurse of yours is at least 65

04:41why can't you give me a little thing running around here yeah he wanted like her to time to take your medication

04:50if they wanted to upgrade that medicine machine that's what they should have done

04:59time to take your medicine she was such a bitch

05:02she was such a bitch lisa

05:05oh let me guess my robot called you

05:09well you know what you know what i'm not taking those goddamn pills from that robot

05:16not until she you get me a younger robot

05:20let me guess my robot

05:23oh ringy dingy my robot did you pick up the phone again i don't even know how the robot calls you

05:29how does a rubik call you you know and sometimes you could like program her to like say like take

05:36with food make sure you take your eat your food you know like remind him to do different things

05:41oh he's trying to get me to eat i just ate rubik you're gonna cook it for me rubik

05:54this rubik keeps wanting me to eat but won't cook a goddamn thing

05:59nasty old

06:00nasty old

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