00:30He's one of the biggest stars in the history of the UFC, but he's never boxed before as an amateur or a professional.
00:36This is a world champion, undefeated fighter.
00:44Good luck.
00:45No word on the paydays.
00:47Could be the richest fight in boxing history, though.
00:50Conor has said he wouldn't do it for less than $100 million.
00:53Floyd said he wouldn't do it for less than $500 million or something like that.
00:57Floyd will make more than him, but Conor said he wouldn't do it for less than $100 million.
01:00Would you let your ass be beaten on national television for $100 million?
01:04Yes.
01:05I think I would.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:06Absolutely, right?
01:07Beat the hell out of me.
01:08Yeah.
01:08I got $100 million to make myself look better.
01:10I got a chance to land one.
01:12My entrance to that fight would be hilarious because I'd just be drinking booze.
01:15He was like...
01:16Oh, my God.
01:19He was going to be that.
01:19He's smoking a blunt.
01:20He's drunk.
01:21Tearing a blunt.
01:22Yeah.
01:23He's getting high right now as he's walking to the ring.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:27He's doing whippets on the little trail down to the ring there.
01:30Here comes Andy Green.
01:32Let's do it.
01:33One thing for sure, he's not going to win, and he's not going to feel a thing.
01:39Yeah, it would be different to see you come down that little walkway.
01:44It appears he's drinking grain alcohol on the way to the...
01:48Yep, that is an entire bottle.
01:49Wow, he has put a lot of it down.
01:51Look at that.
01:53He's almost killed himself with booze.
01:57He is crying now.
01:58Look at him cry.
01:59He's scared.
02:00They're shuffling him.
02:01A little trickle coming down his leg.
02:04That's human urine.
02:05Yes.
02:06That's human urine.
02:07Andy, just before the fight, why are you doing this?
02:09Why are you doing this?
02:10I really want the money, but I'm really, really scared.
02:13Did you just press yourself?
02:15Yeah, I did.
02:17I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
02:19Are you going to puke?
02:20Did you spend any time on YouTube watching this man destroy other people?
02:23Oh, just so much time watching him just destroy other human beings.
02:28Oh, wow.
02:28I'm so scared.
02:30Oh, that's probably not a good idea.
02:31I'm so scared.
02:32How long do you think you're going to last in there, Andy?
02:33I think I'm hoping for a good four seconds.
02:37First shot.
02:38First shot.
02:39I'm just going to put my chin out and hope for the best.
02:43You look like you're on the Titanic.
02:45Yeah, I will.
02:47I come into Celine Dion.
02:52My heart will go on.
02:53Yeah.
02:53That'd be a weird way to do it.
02:59After the fight, I've unlearned long division.
03:01They'd be like, what's your strategy in this fight?
03:04And I'd be like, well, you ever see Obi-Wan Kenobi get struck down by Darth Vader?
03:10That's what I'm going to do.
03:14Utter giving up.
03:15You know a fighting name?
03:16Like Ultimate Green Bean?
03:17Or what do you think?
03:18Just Andy.
03:19Andy the Green Bean Green.
03:20Andy the Green Bean Green.
03:21Green Bean Green.
03:22You keep trying to run away.
03:24We can't describe you.
03:24Dude, I'm sorry.
03:25I told you.
03:26Just do it.
03:27Green Bean Punching Machine.
03:28Green Bean.
03:29Lean Green Bean Punching Machine.
03:31That's it right there.
03:33Just crying.
03:34Snot bubbles.
03:34You can see like Andy training for this.
03:37The jumping rope.
03:39We need somebody to pump him up.
03:41Like, you got this, Andy.
03:42I know, I really don't.
03:43No, that's impossible.
03:45It's impossible.
03:46Just think about that money.
03:47I am.
03:48That's all it can get me through, Lisa.
03:51That's all it can get me through, Lisa.
03:51That's all it can get me through, Lisa.
03:52That's all it can get me through, Lisa.
03:52What do you got there?
03:54It's not water in Andy's water bottle.
03:56We're just spray dousing them with gin.
04:00No, this water bottle literally says like vodka on it.
04:03Right, yeah.
04:04Just gin.
04:05Yeah.
04:06I picture Lisa, though.
04:07You know how Lisa does like motivational speeches to us sometimes?
04:10It goes through.
04:10Like she kicks in.
04:11Yeah, she gets super positive.
04:12Yeah, I picture her as like the trainer in the corner.
04:14Yeah, exactly.
04:15Andy, you got this.
04:16It's going to be okay.
04:17Think of all the boots you're going to be able to buy.
04:19Oh, Jesus.
04:20Cover your face.
04:20I got this sweet robe for you.
04:24You're just going to do fine.
04:25You're a natural born athlete.
04:29I love this game.
04:31Punch out.
04:33Yeah.
04:33It's going to be your theme, Andy.
04:34They'd hit me so hard my pants would fall down like King Hippo.
04:39Andy, pull up your pants.
04:41Thanks, Lisa.
04:42The world's going to see you're stage one, Andy.
04:47Andy, that whole round your pants were off.
04:49No, that's how it would go down.
04:51I'd get knocked out real quick.
04:52I'd get knocked out so hard my pants would fall down and then my dick would just be out.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:56I'd just be breathing heavy over my mouth guard.
05:01It's still worth it for a hundred million.
05:02Yes.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Because with a hundred million, you can have a small one.
05:06Yeah.
05:06They'll still be lined up.
05:09That's true.
05:10Boxing shirts bedazzled.
05:11Green bean on the ass.
05:13On the ass.
05:14In the green.
05:14Wearing the green shorts.
05:16Wearing the green shorts.
05:18Andy.
05:19And it ain't green bean fighting machine.
05:22Green on one cheek.
05:23Bean on the other.
05:26Green.
05:26I really want you to focus in on my giant ass and the words green bean on each cheek.
05:42The announcers, I think that says green bean on his ass cheeks.
05:47We could sell some sponsors to paint all over your body.
05:51Some boxers that are going to get killed.
05:54They just have that, like, they put that one casino on their back.
05:57I, like, come in in my, like, injured person chair, like, after the fight.
06:01And I'm like, I'm Andy Green for canola oil.
06:05Made sponsor of my fight.
06:08We'll be there.
06:09We got you.
06:10We're your training team if you decide to do this one.
06:12All right.
06:13All right.
06:13It'll be the shortest fight in history.
06:15I could be the ring boy.
06:17Oh, he will.
06:18He would be.
06:20There you go.
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