Wild Flight to Boston

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Dave & Chuck the Freak just took a trip to Boston to meet listeners and witnessed some flight crews that were out of the ordinary and share those experiences.

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00:00we went to uh boston had a great time had a great great time in boston um we were there

00:10we saw the world's chubbiest flight attendant yeah we really did we did i have never seen

00:16a guy this big yeah as like i don't know it's one of those old school jobs where you used to

00:23have to be skinny to even have it the crews that we had were wild like every buddy on the crew

00:28at both ways yeah they were wild it was different there was like an old chubby guy on the way back

00:33did you see him and he was getting abused by the you didn't see him i didn't see the old

00:37there was a more effeminate guy that was like yelling at him and talking about that guy was

00:41awesome oh yeah he was my favorite guy the the effeminate black man yeah i thought and maybe

00:47people correct can correct me if i'm wrong i thought that was one of the jobs where you had

00:51to maintain a certain weight i don't think they can do any of that anymore i don't think so i don't

00:57think so you're not supposed to maintain a certain i think that dude could not have helped anyone

01:02off that's what i'm thinking he couldn't have but same with same with the black guy who knows how he

01:08would handle a pressure situation i'm not so good exactly i mean he was he yelled at that fat guy in

01:15front of me he did oh so he was the one that was kept bitching at people on the yeah he was like

01:20getting up there was a guy from china there was a guy from china you guys didn't see him get on the

01:26plane probably i saw he was having a just a lot of trouble let's just say that he didn't know he

01:33didn't understand what was happening i think he did but they were like i think they were like oh my

01:37god there's a chinese man oh my god we went up he got up to go to the bathroom at some point when

01:43there was turbulence or something yeah exactly and they were like can you stop being just a wild animal

01:48jesus christ almighty there is a seatbelt sign on

01:53seatbelts i hope everyone on this plane realizes the seatbelt sign is on

02:01you chinese man you that's what i'm talking about

02:05sit your ass down get back in your seat

02:12like they never came out and said uh chinese guy go sit down like the only one he's the only one

02:22moving like twice and every time okay looks like everyone here on this whole entire plane needs to

02:30be told once again not to get up out of their seat when the seatbelt sign is on yes you asian man i'm

02:39talking to you yes you understand me i know you do because you're speaking perfect english when we

02:45asked for your passport 25 times yes we did do that to you and yes it was very hard for you to get on

02:53this plane i understand it and you couldn't have went to the bathroom before we took off because we

02:58kept asking for you to come to the desk we did all that yes we did was it was it those people that

03:05were sitting beside us in our three hour wait no it was a different guy oh no that that guy loved me

03:10though yeah i pressed the uh the call button right before takeoff i mean right before takeoff

03:16yeah my mistake because i thought it was turning the light off yeah she tried to turn the light off

03:22i wonder why that happened i saw that light go on i'm like lisa needs something already yeah

03:29and even he was like jesus christ someone needs something already i'm gonna walk on up there so

03:35then he walked up he was really nice like hi how are you and lisa was like i'm sorry i was just

03:43trying to turn the light off he made a joke yeah what did he say he's like well don't you ever do

03:48that again and he started laughing ha ha ha and then he touched me and we were buddies we were

03:53yeah you got a game as friendly yeah you did everything she wanted yeah because i was sorry

03:58and he's a flight attendant are you kidding perfect the chubby guy on the way back was paired with this

04:04guy that helped lisa and at one point i see him moving the cart together and that guy's like i i got

04:10some drinks i gotta get back to the seat and he's like well the the fat guy said something to him he's

04:14like well we need to hold your horses gary we need to hold your horses gary okay gary was just like

04:25i hate my life yeah come on man you know what they're gonna get me it seems like now i guess

04:31they they've got some muscle these carts these carts must weigh so much okay so let's get back to

04:37the flight there the the flight attendant okay chuck and lisa were paying attention i see this guy i i see

04:45him out of my peripheral because he's hitting each seat with his ass as he's walking down the aisle

04:50and like each hip touched each side of the aisle okay it's like yeah behind me it was like you know

04:56when the the trees rustle in jurassic park before you see the dinosaur that's what i'm like what's

05:01happening back there and then i'm like oh my god that man's gigantic yeah so he gets and he's having

05:06a hard time pushing the cart too he was and in fact james had his blindfold on his like frog eyes

05:12blindfold sleeping mask yeah and um james had no idea what was happening but after the flight

05:20he was like yeah i kept he was like someone kept just ramming my yeah i kept getting an ass rubbing

05:25on my arm and i didn't know what was going on and i'm like whose ass keeps rubbing i know it's ass

05:29yeah you can tell it's a big ass somebody's big ass keeps rubbing my arm i don't know why he won't

05:34take his goggles off to like see what's going on no i was gonna take a peek but i'm like if it is

05:39somebody's big ass i probably don't want to know whose ass it was no you didn't you really didn't

05:43so he knew something was up the the cart he's pushing with the drinks because he's about to

05:49service some drinks gets like you can't push it any further it gets stuck it's like one row in

05:53front of me uh-huh it's one row in front of me and it's just jam and i mean i don't know what

05:59he's got it stuck on it's stuck but and he's like

06:03and he's pushing it and pushing and pushing it

06:15and he's putting all of his power into it

06:20he's like pushing his way behind it i start rooting for him i'm i'm gonna go

06:26get after it man i start pushing my chair

06:31come on lisa and i were dying i couldn't breathe i had to look out the window because i didn't want

06:40him to see me laughing because he was just about to serve us a drink he turned around can i get you

06:44what can i clearly yeah he clearly was supposed to get about five more seats

06:50ahead yes all the way just gave up yeah he just quit it wouldn't go any further

06:56so they just had to that's what they did they left it there yeah

06:59needless to say an eventful trip for us oh yeah we don't fly normal no we don't and also

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