During a commercial break, Dave was shocked by new guidelines for employees that he read in the company newsletter, and when he started to tell the show about it, they let him know he just fell for an April Fool's Day prank.
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00:00954 on Dave and Chuck the Freak we got
00:08checking the news coming up Dave Dave Dave
00:12you know got him got him yeah I fell for
00:17an April Fool's joke yeah he did he really
00:21sold it he really was trying to he was
00:24like this is crazy guys he was mad he was
00:27finally it's done they can't make us do
00:29they're going we're about to go on strike
00:31because I didn't think our boss here
00:33would allow that to happen oh yeah right
00:36at the end of the friggin article it says
00:38yeah I know you're looking at me I have
00:41no idea what it's in our company latest
00:44company newsletter yeah sorry to blow it
00:46for anyone that hasn't read it yet but I
00:47fell for it I don't know do you think I
00:50think I think honestly you're the only
00:53one that and truthfully I didn't expect
00:56our boss to be that guy that's why I
00:59thought it was legit point of it I
01:00probably I guess that's why I worked it
01:02he's like I done got you Dave I got you
01:06good he got he did he got him he got me
01:09he was reading like each thing Dave's like
01:12can you believe this we have to wear our
01:16company IDs around the station is
01:20ridiculous I don't even know where mine is
01:22he's like if you don't adhere to these
01:25rules they will take a day one day
01:26there's at least two women here that
01:40will be fired what's incredible is that
01:43he was pranked by print yes yes you read
01:46your own doom yeah it is wild for it to
01:50be in like the newsletter type of form
01:53and that's why honestly I know I'm naive
01:55sometimes I get it whatever I have a
01:57optimistic outlook on life a lot of
02:00times and it sometimes can bite me right
02:02in the b-hole yeah also I figured in a
02:06it wouldn't do anything like this our
02:08boss wouldn't do anything less in the
02:09company newsletter like that's not how he
02:11was gonna frank newsletter though it's not
02:13serious and it's called the buzz you know
02:15it's uh on April Fool's Day it was
02:18released I know and I warned everyone
02:19that it was April Fool's Day on the
02:21lookout for don't trust anything I know
02:23it's crazy was he was sitting there and
02:24he's like buckle up
02:25he wanted to tell us brand new hand
02:30brand new employee handbook out hold on a
02:35second god damn it would not come in the
02:37monthly thing that comes out hold on hold
02:40on your goddamn socks here no more
02:45handshakes they've bad handshakes how am I
02:48supposed to say hello that's how we greet
02:50people clients and everyone that comes to the door
02:54high and tight haircut I got that I'm good
02:55high and tight haircut I hate to break it
03:01Andy but he's gonna have to get a haircut
03:02high and tight high and tight I hope
03:07everybody's got their goddamn ID badges ready Dave was warning us he was like guys you're not gonna be happy I hate to be I'm always a bearer of bad news and here it goes again he was in that mode he was like I'll let you sit down
03:19I have everybody just I would have loved to see the video of him reading it off his face how angry he is yeah what it was he just skimmed it he went like it's all bullet points I went to the headlines five eight twelve and like each one was worse he's like this goddamn place
03:44they're coming for us
03:46they're coming for us all
03:47Chuck was right
03:49you know why I got him because it's a newsletter
03:53yes exactly
03:55it's official
03:56but I just never would have been
03:58if you trust a company newsletter
03:59it's not like official it's not like this is official business
04:02newsletter my ass
04:04guess what beast called it
04:05you lost this guy
04:06yeah
04:06he'll never read it again
04:08no he won't
04:09he won't
04:09subscription canceled
04:10he won't
04:11I used to trust you
04:12it's blocked
04:13it's blocked
04:13yeah it's blocked
04:14it's blocked
04:14it'll just send her
04:15they're gonna get every month they'll get a this user doesn't exist
04:18all my trust for the Beasley buzz has gone right out the window
04:22where are my bads around the building are you insane
04:28how the hell are you supposed to now listen to music
04:31and program a radio station
04:33there is clearly music being pumped through the hallway so we can tell if there's dead air
04:38how is Andy supposed to get high and tight hair
04:40how is Andy supposed to get high and tight hair
04:43he's gonna be
04:44he's gonna be furious
04:46he's gonna look ridiculous
04:47he's gonna look insane
04:48with high and tight hair
04:50oh my god
04:51my god
04:52damn it
04:53a young Pugsley
04:54this is awful
04:56well got me
04:58got you
04:59yeah
04:59way to go
05:00Mac
05:00you got me
05:01what's crazy
05:02so he's telling me
05:03he's saying all this stuff
05:04I'm like
05:05oh this has gotta be
05:06this has gotta be serious
05:08and then I'm like
05:09wait a second
05:09Dave
05:10Dave
05:12April Fools
05:16April Fools
05:17you know what's crazy
05:19so when you're putting that all together
05:22you're like
05:23well we're gonna do this
05:24we probably won't get anybody
05:26but we'll put it out there
05:28they got Dave
05:30they got
05:30okay
05:3145 seconds till we got on the air
05:33it was like breaking news to me
05:35I'm like
05:35you won't believe this
05:36I read another point
05:37I didn't go into detail
05:38I know
05:39and I fell for it
05:40it was wild
05:41everything lined up to just screw me right in the backside
05:44well we were all like
05:46what Dave tell us
05:47guys sit down for god's sakes
05:50listen
05:51listen
05:51we only have four of you
05:52I gotta tell you what's happening here
05:54life as we know it
05:55is a follow
05:55don't change
05:57it's over
05:58forever
05:58I'm sorry
05:59but we've gotta
06:00we gotta get out of our contract
06:03that's where you're going with it
06:07that's where you're going with it
06:09we gotta go
06:09that's it I can't
06:09I'll be honest
06:10I'm barely hanging on right now
06:12and with these changes
06:14it's
06:15I can't hand
06:16I can't give anyone a handshake
06:17I can't listen to music
06:19that's fine
06:20I'm an idiot
06:21the morning show quits over that
06:23it went unchecked
06:25and like there wasn't enough to give it away
06:28and Dave loses it
06:30I've had Dave quit my job for me
06:32I have
06:33I have
06:33and he quits too
06:35we all quit
06:37I quit for everybody
06:38I'm telling you
06:39you never know with Dave
06:40you don't
06:41but luckily we dodged that bullet
06:42maybe
06:43alright
06:44we'll take a break here
06:46I'm Dave and Chuck the Freak
06:47don't trust anyone
06:48that's all I'll tell you
06:49never trust anyone
06:50not today
06:50alright
06:51so
06:54I'll tell you
06:56I'll tell you