Fake Pumpkin Patches

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the time they went to a pick-your-own pumpkin patch and uncovered the truth about the scam going on there.

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00:00in north carolina deputies there had an easier time than expected when they busted a man

00:09accused of stealing watermelons he was stealing watermelons straight out of the field

00:15when they pulled up he was still there because his truck got stuck

00:21ah you know there's this place i drive by in close to the fall that is a pumpkin

00:26yeah hatch kind of place and right by the road there's pumpkins right growing yeah i think i

00:31think the same thing every time and i think how do people just not stop and i don't think of taking

00:35one they do but how do people not stop and just grab throw some pumpkins how much are pumpkins

00:39no they'll charge you quite a bit really they'll charge you oh my god yeah i didn't know i don't

00:46know like the car of a jack-o-lantern face into yeah i think you guys are getting overcharged for

00:53your pumpkins eight bucks for a big one eight bucks eight bucks i don't know some of them are

00:59like some of them are 12 bucks 12 that's a high dollar pumpkin it is for a pumpkin you're gonna

01:06cut up and just it's gonna rot on your porch exactly that they charge like a big decorative

01:12gourd i can see you spending eight to ten bucks on twelve dollar pumpkin if you're lucky still not

01:17worth stealing i'll get my five dollar pumpkins at the grocery store what am i a rockefeller

01:21i'm gonna get a 12 dollar pumpkin well they're there i always think it's the biggest waste amber

01:27wants to buy like a ton of pumpkins for the worst i'm like this is so stupid oh man my kids want to

01:32carve them and they want to do all that stuff we did it with you once yeah yeah we went with our

01:36kids and what a terrible time oh my horrible and we picked out pumpkins let me let our kids pick

01:41out the pumpkin they want straight out of the bad idea but here's the crazy thing about this patch

01:46so you think you're picking it right from is it growing no no they go in every night and they

01:51throw pumpkins in this patch yeah they do so you can because they've got to keep it stocked right

01:56exactly it's a simulated growth yeah they're not growing there yep they're not it is it's a fake i

02:03was like you don't cut it yeah it didn't grow here it didn't grow there at all i was so angry yeah

02:09you probably bought this at the grocery store down the street it's exactly

02:15they threw it in here you're gonna charge me three times a price exactly what they do

02:19100 experience then i know so many people like you go and do it

02:23one and done right one and done yeah some guy named earl just goes out there

02:30that's it earl goes out with a dark night drops them off his trailer they just place them around

02:36the patch like you can see some break you know they drop in and breaks when i realized they just

02:43simply restocked the pumpkin patch every night it's crazy dude with pumpkins that weren't grown

02:49there i was furious why you lie why you lie and the crappy thing is is that if it was okay because

02:58the other but you'll drive by six different farmers like small people's fields that have them all set

03:05up in a nice display no you drive by all those you go to this place that makes their own cider

03:11they you've got to walk an acre of pumpkin patch to find the two pumpkins that are any good right

03:20all of most of them we got there later in the day oh there was no chuck's never on time for anything

03:25and everything was picked over yeah there was nothing anyway just so you know don't be fooled

03:32by the pumpkin patch yeah that thing's bs that's crazy they do they don't throw them around they do

03:41they drive their little tractor and then we go pick them up and then we pick them up like we did

03:46something like idiots because you think you'd have to cut it off a vine and like dave realized that it

03:52was just already cut yeah they're just furious probably people don't want to do that they don't

03:58want to cut their own pick their own what a ridiculous but you're there to do that's what it's

04:02sold like that's why you go you go because you're gonna get it right out of the pumpkin patch dude i'd

04:07make a real stink i'd be like where's the vines everywhere because it's a real pumpkin patch but

04:15they've picked everything already those pumpkins were gone on the first day and then they got to

04:19restock it every day because they're open for months crazy oh right right yeah they don't you're

04:23right there's no such thing as a forever pumpkin no no come on unlimited pumpkin patch nope and you get

04:29on the the friggin trailer with yeah the hay ride you gotta ride a trailer out there it's acres

04:37it's acres it's acres away you're driving acres why did they not just bring the pumpkins to you guys

04:44it's because of the stupid it's what people want people are dumb we're done up on the bales of hay

04:50kids get on this stop and then this one tooth wonder drove us out to this fake pumpkin patch to

04:58drop your head go get go on in there and get your pumpkins go buy your pumpkins whatever you want

05:03there were twenty dollars a pumpkin twenty dollars a pumpkin oh my god i didn't know this was happening

05:09in the world yes it is it's happening all over it's happening all over i'm so mad and it was hot

05:15it was so hot oh it was hot so we're sweating a cool autumn day we're sweating lifting pumpkins up

05:22onto this trailer you don't i'm like i'm i'm like pointing to stella like there's a tiny perfect

05:29little pumpkin she's like that's you she picks a gigantic pumpkin i gotta lug two arms lug it up onto

05:37this hayride and then you go and then you pay for it then it's like 22 bucks and you're like i picked

05:42to myself i did all the work like well earl earl did most of the work last night when he dropped

05:48off all new pumpkins our pumpkin patch is simulated all right we're gonna be honest richie it is it's

05:53a simulated that's why they keep the donuts at the end because at least it gives you a little

05:57sugar rush and makes you happy on your way out exactly in the beginning how did you find out about

06:02that dave oh you could tell no he could tell because he was like dave was like looking at the vines

06:08are you trying to get it in the vines oh no he's put it right near the vines

06:13this one's fake this one's fake this one's fake either this pumpkin's a miracle

06:19or you're lying to us pumpkin people this pumpkin's got a sticker from walmart on it

06:26i wouldn't be surprised it'd be funny to actually just go there

06:32and just put little stickers yeah walmart i've been crowbering and stuff

06:36earl you forgot to take the stickers off earl you big dummy oh god damn it well i will next time

06:43yeah well there we go we just exposed big pumpkin yeah well we better look out well yeah we're doomed

06:48beginning of september we whistleblow on fake pumpkin patches and the whole

06:54pumpkin game yeah look out don't fall for it oh we're safe

06:59you

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