Turds Sailing Away

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Christopher Cross acquired the coronavirus and during the conversation realize that no one knows the lyrics to a certain part of his song "Sailing".

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00:00Pink revealed she tested positive for the novel coronavirus during an Instagram live chat with

00:12her friend over the weekend. She was joined by her three-year-old son, Jameson, who has the

00:18same name as my dog, who said he was now feeling better because her three-year-old had symptoms

00:24as well. Pink explained that she and her son have been really, really sick, but her son actually

00:29had the worst of it. She said, there were many nights when I've cried and I've prayed more than

00:33I've ever done in my life. She said, it's funny, but at one point I thought they promised us our

00:37kids would be okay. It's not guaranteed. There's no one that's safe from this, she said. There was a

00:4330-year-old high school teacher or something that was like, he got it, and he was feeling fine the

00:50day before he died. Yeah. Like he was up and around, it was like he was on the mend. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah.

00:57Duran Duran bassist John Taylor is in the same boat. He had coronavirus, but he's now over it.

01:04Yacht rock superstar Christopher Cross also tested positive. Oh no. I know.

01:09Sailing, take me away to where I'm going anymore. I don't know the words. No one knows that part.

01:17No one knows what he says there. What is that? We don't know what he says? Sailing, take me away

01:23what I think it is. Uh, what, I wonder what it actually is. I'm gonna look it up right now.

01:31Yeah. Let's look it up here. You guys love that Christopher Cross. Uh, really? Yeah, not really,

01:37but sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. Okay. Because it doesn't

01:42really make sense. That's why we don't know it. Yeah, it kind of takes it down. Yeah, it does.

01:48Not the best lyrically. No. Yeah, that's bad. He did a bad job. Does that make sense to you

01:53as a sentence? No. Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. I'm not

01:59sure that's what it is. I'd have to listen. I'd have to hear it. That's what he, you're

02:03arguing with the official lyrics? Well, a lot of times the official lyrics are actually wrong.

02:07People make them up. Yeah. They don't know. Well, because some guy just decides that's

02:12the lyrics. That's it. And then they're, and sometimes they're not. All right, well, let's

02:16do this here. Let's see.

02:17Tonight's the disciples and they don't wait. That's what's up with me. Yeah. And my life

02:23we can sail away. Okay. Oh, wow.

02:26Oh, wow.

02:29Oh, the canvas can do miracles. Just you wait and see.

02:35All right. All right. All right. It's a little bit further on. Okay. I gotta go. Yeah.

02:42Here we go. All right. Why did there's no lyrics?

02:51Yeah, it's a run on sentence. Yeah. It's a horrible sentence. What?

02:56I'm just blown Lisa's mind. Yeah. What? I told you, no one knew what he said there. And

03:01that was, that's been completely verified. That doesn't make sense. Sailing takes me in

03:07a way to where I've always heard it could be. He's talking about the paradise that he's singing

03:11in the song about. Yeah. But he doesn't. So saline takes him away to where he heard this paradise

03:17is. Yeah. That's what he's saying. But it doesn't, in a sentence, it doesn't make sense correctly.

03:21It doesn't. Yeah, no. It sounds like he was having a medical emergency when he wrote it.

03:26How many times have you heard this song, James, working in the...

03:29Way too many. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

03:31I was really enjoying it here and in it again.

03:32It's taking you back. Is it creating a motion in you? Yeah, it is. Back during the last time

03:38I had to clean up a turd in a public bathroom. Oh, no. This is exactly the soundtrack of cleaning

03:45turds in bathrooms. Yeah. Sailing, taking me away again. Back to a place where I believe no turds could be.

03:55Now that would be a better way. I like that. It's a good song.

04:00And dropping them in. The toilet bowl to just flush them away. Go back to the closet to get

04:07the sterilization spray. Squirt it on the floor back where the turd used to be.

04:15Scrubbing with the mop. James Cross with turd removal. James Cross.

04:21Hear me singing it in your local grocery store public bathroom. Yeah.

04:24Yeah. So there you go. That's Christopher Cross is sailing here.

04:30I never knew what he said there.

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