00:00half of people say they now own more relaxed clothes than they ever did before like that
00:11how they call it relax so like that's like the jeans I bought because I'm fat
00:15relax like to make you feel better yeah relax just bigger right I was always like I am just
00:23a relaxed person well for me now I am into the if it's not soft I'm not putting it on
00:29you've always been that way but I'm more that way now like I'll it's not I'm telling you I want
00:36shirts that feel soft and you know that's it I rarely ever see you in anything hard
00:42that's true you like a soft clothes I do I like soft clothes I hate I can't I used to not mind
00:50wearing jeans never again I'll never wear never again you'll have to wear jeans I won't I'm always
00:57just gonna they make enough they make enough pants that are soft that look like they're actual
01:05hard pants yeah you got the simulated jeans I do I well I've simulated you're going soft for the rest
01:11of your life I declare I'm soft wow did you wear soft jeans the other day I wasn't pants on the
01:18other day were those soft pants oh the pants I had on were they were just like uh workout pants
01:25wow yeah no those are soft pants that's a soft pant yeah they were soft by the pajama pants yes I had
01:31them yeah not that they don't look like jeans they look like slacks slacks they're like black they look
01:37like black dress pants and I wore them in here yeah and everyone thought that I had pants on and I
01:44didn't you had soft I had very soft pants on I remember that I tried to block it out I like the
01:51idea of going into a store and be like what do you have in the way of soft pants yeah what's your
01:55soft section exactly they should start having a soft section soft clothes ladies don't like soft
02:01I don't care about ladies I could care less about ladies if a lady doesn't want I'm telling you this
02:08right now I'm gonna tell you I'll tell you this right now I'll tell you this right now if a chick
02:13can't hang with a guy who just wants to wear soft pants a huge percentage bye bye doesn't matter
02:23okay could care less no chick is worth it dressed as cat woman says bye or you don't know see you
02:30later bye I've got my own thing going on I'm fine I got my own thing soft clothes I'm fine his thing is
02:35soft clothes he'd rather have soft clothes than vaginas no he's lying I've had plenty he'll be in I
02:41don't get that out of the way I guess right away you're like I I will not wear hard pants where do
02:48you want me to go you want me to dress up where do you want me to go I'm an out in the world hard
02:53pant guy and then at home soft pant guy so and I'm done with that you're just all in on soft pants
02:59you gotta let the ladies that lady you gotta find the right lady maybe there's a soft clothed lady
03:04and can I can I be honest I'm not gonna settle until I do I could care less
03:10yeah that's a hard one I will not can you hear it now every girl's crazy about a soft clothed man
03:19this is the thing I know I'm not for everybody and that's fine I'm not for everybody I'm never
03:28doing it they make Andy wears jeans no there's nothing these are actually kind of stretchy
03:33there's nothing how stretchy these are really comfortable about jeans no they used to be great
03:39until you've given up on them you're lying you'll wear them again I'm not gonna I'm not gonna wear
03:46them again some people think you're wearing jeggings oh you just wore jeans when we were in Tampa
03:51you just yeah yeah but that's yeah that's it that was appearances that was hard business when
03:57we do that again you'll wear jeans no I won't you're gonna wear soft pants to every future David
04:04Chuck event yeah I can promise you that all right that's it I mean I don't give a damn do whatever
04:09you like yep it's funny to think of somebody giving you like a pair of jeans I no longer care
04:15about trying to impress anyone in the world I get that I do not care it's a freedom
04:21um it's a freedom I don't care oh you got you got soft pants yeah I do have soft pants enjoy your
04:30hard pants life enjoy enjoy conforming to feeling suffering thing it is I'm stuck in hard pants
04:38hey don't worry just go amongst life like worried about what people think
04:44hard pants you're scum conformist exactly exactly it do you know that they want you to wear
04:55they yeah want you to wear hard pants big big hard big hard does they they want you to wear
05:04you're saying no to the man is that it hard pants they and they've tricked everybody into
05:09you can find comfortable jeans very comfortable jeans ones I have comfortable jeans I'm just never
05:15wearing them again I love those I just don't care I just soft clothes clothes enthusiasm yeah he's got
05:21it I mean we all like comfortable but only I like it at home and you know what I want I still
05:27care about I want to feel like home all the time all the time there's no point in not feeling
05:33like home singing it's a hard pants life it is it's a hard pants life for us
05:40it's like the idea of somebody getting you hard pants and then you just throwing it at them oh
05:45yeah like real angry you know I love soft pants I've gone soft I told you I'm a soft pant man I'll
05:52never go hard again yeah I would want to make someone feel terrible about getting me a gift or
05:57whatever right but I'm taking them right back to coals and getting some soft pants
06:01you'd fake it yep take them right back to coals yep where are you soft pants oh my god well there
06:11you go Chuck takes a stand he's going soft for the rest of his life yep he'll never be out again
06:16really there's no point there are some homeless people that out there that would love your hard
06:21pants okay I'll give them I'll give them to homeless people then it's a pants giveaway I pass a guy
06:28that's right about your size almost every day I've got some hard pants for you yeah you can drop off
06:33all my you know what I'd love you know what I'd love I would love for Dave to try and give him my
06:42pants he's like get those hard pants out of here I'm homeless I want to be comfortable
06:45excuse me Chuck's my stranger your inseam looks about same as Chuck's to you
06:53listen if you're out there right now and you feel like I do
06:59I just want you to know it's okay even though they're laughing
07:05even though they're carrying on and they're trying to make you feel bad
07:12just remember there's nothing wrong with you and you're okay
07:20and listen and I'm on your side Chuck the freak America's soft voice
