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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
WCSX Bonfire

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Fun
Transcript
00:00So I wanted to tell you about a story I read earlier this week. Did you hear about the Chinese
00:06lady who worked for the Chinese circus and part of her Chinese circus act was she would swallow
00:1412 mice and then afterwards she would have to go to the hospital and have the 12 mice
00:22surgically removed. Well last week she swallowed 12 mice, went to the hospital, however
00:28doctors only removed 11 of the 12 mice. By mistake they left one mouse in her belly.
00:39What do you think that mouse did in her belly? Well let me just tell you this. That mouse
00:48did something in her belly that no one would ever want done in their belly. And if you come
00:57up and see me this weekend at the barbecue. It's a bonfire, not a barbecue. Crap. If
01:05you come up and see me this weekend at the bonfire, not the barbecue, if you come up and see me
01:11this weekend at the bonfire, I'll tell you exactly what that mouse did in that Chinese
01:20lady's belly. Tell them about the pumpkins, the free pumpkins. Yes, I forgot about that. If you're
01:30one of the first 94 people to reply to this email, you will get a free pumpkin at the bonfire this
01:57weekend at Heritage Park in Taylor on Saturday. Yes. Big pumpkin or a little, little one or big one?
02:05It's just a pumpkin. It doesn't matter. You just get a pumpkin. You might get a little one, you might
02:09get a big one, but if you're one of the first 94 people to reply or respond, whatever, whatever,
02:15you got to reply or respond to this email. First 94 people, we're going to give you a pumpkin.
02:20All right, go to the email. 94 people. Free pumpkin. Jeez. All right, so you get the end of the Chinese
02:27lady mouse story and you get a free pumpkin, plus you get to come to a really cool barbecue this
02:32Saturday. Bonfire! Bonfire!
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