Yacht Fire

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who set multiple yachts on fire when he was using a candle to cover-up the smell he left in his bathroom.

Transcript

00:00um so let me set the scene for you you are extremely wealthy oh yes you have a massive yacht

00:17oh boy it's huge 38 foot yacht oh well i wouldn't say massive it's beautiful worth 170 000

00:25dollars kind of cheap for y'all yeah sort of like a beginner's yacht actually but you're still human

00:34and you still have to do things like poop oh my

00:42for breeze anywhere no no for breeze

00:48you have a candle ah smell of lilac

00:51so you light that candle to cover up the scent of your ridge poop ah yes finally

01:00and then you set your whole yacht on fire oh my god no but you knew that was coming though yeah

01:08fire and boats not good not good at all there's a guy in hollywood florida wealthy dude owns a 38

01:14foot yacht worth 170 000 he keeps it docked in a marina there he was on his boat the other night

01:21and after he did some stinky business in the bathroom he lit a candle to cover up the smell

01:28which was a decent plan i guess until the candle tipped over and the whole boat caught on fire

01:34and so was he docked when it happened he was done oh that's lucky he got off safely yeah the fire

01:41totally destroyed his yacht sure is and also the two other yachts stopped next to him oh no oh my

01:48wait i told i told you escargo goes right through you we should have never parked our yacht beside

01:55that only 178 000 yacht jesus a beater yacht just sets ablaze and we're meant to be trusted

02:02you can hear you can still hear the cries of this help saying fuego yeah it was jonathan taking a poop

02:11oh and then you find out why now the world knows why your boat caught fire right because you were

02:15covering up your poop smell quite embarrassing you know in a 178 000 boat no two dollar can of febreze

02:24right hmm maybe next time don't buy just a regular candle cheap yeah buy one in a jar yes yankee candles

02:31are expensive well maybe the boat just rocked i'm assuming it would have just rocked right

02:37rocked it over i feel like i've taken some that could destroy three yachts oh

02:43you'd have to light it on fire to not uh smell it anymore right yeah burn those you're gonna want

02:47to burn those yachts yeah after what i did on boy oh boy i caught a case of the bottle guts oh my

02:56did you pray tell think of lighting a candle i did actually and it ended in

03:01disaster when all the boats in the marina went ablaze luckily only your boat affected no no no others

03:09were affected as well but i have never really cared about other people no of course not no but that's

03:16the last time i i eat all that escargot snails run right through you absolutely they do change you

03:24won't be able to boat for a while then no no i mean i did i bought a another boat right

03:30i was just pooping on it the next day you change the way you do things now i mean no i mean i've got

03:36bigger candles that are more sturdy at the base you'll use those three foot wide candle more seat worthy

03:42as a 31 year old guy you're doing pretty well yeah 175 000 not bad not bad not the best i'm eating well

03:57but you don't want anyone to smell your stink no i try to be considerate of the other people on my boat

04:02right his yacht my quite quite a fire though it started it was it was quite a fire please be

04:08careful like the fire that burns in my belly what they smell what they smell you got that out of

04:15you it was very troublesome thank you rich yacht owner you're very welcome appreciate you giving us

04:23your side of the time i had to all the best on your new boat it's wonderful i'm here right now pooping

04:29okay thank you for that