00:00Would you sign our petition to stop talking s**t on e-scooters?
00:03To stop talking e-s**t on scooters.
00:06Just regular s**t on e-scooters.
00:08Sure.
00:09It's just kind of scary because they come riding past you so fast.
00:13Yeah.
00:13Well, if you sign that, then you can't say things like that anymore.
00:17Oh, okay.
00:18You want my email?
00:20Yes, please.
00:22Chad and JT, they're activists.
00:23What does that mean?
00:24Okay, well, they're spreading stoke.
00:26These guys are built to create change.
00:28What up, council?
00:29What up, council?
00:30What up, council?
00:31The most difficult thing about perineum sunning is that there's no space where we're allowed to practice it.
00:36Oh, hell no.
00:38What they do is completely moronic, but they're trying really hard.
00:41I would love to have you guys in Vegas with me if you would be down to give a speech on stage.
00:47Yeah, we're down.
00:48We took a photo of someone with protect our border shirts because we thought it meant protecting skateboarders.
00:53Are you being canceled?
00:55That's what they're tweeting right now.
00:56Is immigration a big issue?
00:58Have you seen the news?
01:00Oh my gosh.
01:01We just got uninvited to Zed's Rager.
01:03You have to fight for it.
01:04To double down on our causes.
01:06A thousand percent.
01:07You guys are best buds and you have this pressure of trying to fix the world.
01:13I want you to open up.
01:15Stop being a prisoner to the stove.
01:17Really embrace who you are and then the real stove will come out.
01:21You want to help us out?
01:22We're recycling these sex toys to make sure they stay out of the ocean.
01:25Hey mom.
01:25I brought you two of my old sex toys.
01:29But you do have to clean them.
01:31Maybe we could do the longest beer bong off the cliff.
01:34Can I just say one word?
01:35Jaboow.
01:36We saved the cliff!
01:37We're streaking!
01:40Woo!
01:41Let's just stop!
01:41Woo!
01:42That tall guy has such a small thing.
01:44We're doing an art show for dudes with little d***s.
01:47I welcome your movement so that guys aren't so ashamed of their small dong.
01:51We have only two weeks to get uncancelled and re-invited to Zed's End of Summer Rager.
01:55Time is running out.
01:57Ah!
01:58Oh yeah!
01:59I have a small dong and it's dang.
02:05Guys, you can't come on live shows and talk about your dongs.
02:09You can't do it.
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