La dame du manoir

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Hannah semble incapable de gérer avec succès aucune facette de sa vie. Malgré cela, elle parvient à être embauchée à Wadsworth Manor, un domaine historique du Sud, pour incarner Lady Wadsworth, la maîtresse des lieux décédée en 1875, lors des visites guidées du manoir. Lorsque le fantôme de Lady Wadsworth s'aperçoit à quel point Hannah fait un travail médiocre en la décrivant, elle intervient pour lui inculquer des notions d'histoire aussi bien que de bonnes manières…

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00:00Ma'am, do you have any illegal substances on you?

00:02No, that I can explain.

00:04This is really pathetic.

00:06Well, you know what? I've been cheating on you.

00:08With who?

00:08The mailman.

00:10Betty?

00:10With the milkman.

00:11We don't have a milkman.

00:13Hear ye, hear ye.

00:15My name is Lady Wadsworth.

00:17I built this house in 1855.

00:20What are you talking about?

00:21Sorry, what?

00:22This house was built in 1840, and it's literally right on the cover of the pamphlet.

00:26Do you even work here?

00:27What makes you so qualified?

00:28I'm a PhD in American history from Harvard.

00:31Oh.

00:33How dare you pose as me in my own house?

00:37Um, does everybody see this old-timey-looking lady right now?

00:40Oh, sorry.

00:42Lady Wadsworth was the absolute classes.

00:45Okay.

00:46I need your help, but not because you're a man.

00:48Okay.

00:49Because you're a nerd.

00:50Oh.

00:50I got an old-fashioned bitch ghost.

00:52You are a disgrace.

00:53I won't have people thinking I behave like you.

00:56You're such a good drunk driver.

01:00Thanks, I know.

01:02If you insist on pretending to be me, will you allow me to teach you how to be a lady?

01:07Okay.

01:08Just please stop cock-blocking me.

01:10Cock.

01:12Blocking.

01:15Whoa.

01:15What are you, a 13-year-old boy?

01:16Is it from the 80s?

01:18It's my favorite era of D.

01:21A lady should excuse herself, actually.

01:24Did you just come to my room to flirt?

01:26It wasn't you.

01:27There is a worldwide web of information.

01:30They call it the internet.

01:32Son, this property has been in our family for years.

01:36Your performance the last few weeks.

01:38What about it?

01:39Over here, we have...

01:41Sorry.

01:42It hasn't been good.

01:43He's a total dick.

01:44You and that word dick.

01:46It's a shortened version of Richard.

01:48Yes?

01:48I have known many, many dicks in my lifetime.

01:50Whoa!

01:51You're a smart, confident woman who could do anything she set her mind to.

01:56You're right.

01:57I could do anything you set my mind to.

02:00Close enough.

02:06Whenever I would have guests over, I would offer them tea and sex.

02:10Snacks!

02:11Snacks!

02:13He does not look well.

02:15No, he's just a nerd.

02:16That's what they look like.

02:18Nerd.

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