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Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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00:00El Dukes de Hazzard
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01:26There's nothing Luke Duke enjoys more than a peaceful drive on a quiet country morning, away from the Hazzard County hustle and bustle. And here come the hustle.
01:42a hustling.
03:08¡You say you were chasing only one of those boys…
03:10Y aún así, ¿y lost a él?
03:12Sí, pero no es exactamente mi culpa, boss.
03:15Mi único deputy, es su día de hoy.
03:18Y es muy difícil de surrounded a duke cuando hay solo uno de ustedes que hace.
03:22Especialmente cuando ese uno de ustedes ha hecho un poco de un poco de un poco de bien.
03:26Sí.
03:27Bueno, no voy a dejar tu stupididad y ruinas lo que es el día de la mayor de mi vida.
03:34Yo pensé que el día de la mayor de tu vida fue cuando tu y tu mujer Lulu moved en diferentes habitaciones.
03:39Sí, sí, sí.
03:40Sí, sí, sí.
03:41Bueno, este va a ser el segundo grader.
03:43Oh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
03:46Boss, what are you looking for?
03:48I'm looking for the right forms to fill out.
03:51To get my hands on the last will and testament of my late great-auntima Lou Hall.
03:55Before that thing is filed for probie.
03:58Oh, what are you worried about, boss?
04:00I mean, you and your long-lost brother Abe were the sole survivors, weren't you?
04:04We are.
04:05And you had him declared legally dead, didn't you?
04:08I did.
04:08And it was legal, too.
04:11Kind of nobody's seen hide or hair him for all these years, have they?
04:14No, I didn't.
04:14He's there.
04:15Oh, that's why.
04:16Only I ain't so sure a great-auntima Lou was convinced of that.
04:19So I have to protect myself by seeing that will before they have the public read.
04:25Oh, here it is.
04:26I found it.
04:27Good book.
04:28Now, get out of here while I have my lunch.
04:31Here you go, girls.
04:32Hey, Luke, I sure hope you ain't thirsty, because boss just cut off your credit, and I ain't got another down to lend you.
04:40I ain't here to borrow.
04:41I'm here to settle up for both me and Bo, including what we owe you, at least as soon as I get changed for this $50 check.
04:46Well, bye-bye.
04:47Hey, where are you going?
04:48I am going to Mr. Sellers to get that dress I want so bad, because I know you're going to pay me back, least-wise, as soon as boss cashes that check for you, honey.
04:55A check?
04:56A check?
04:57You got a check?
04:59Well, tell me, just how, when, from whom did a loafer like you get hold of a check?
05:04Well, boss, some city slicker broke down outside of town.
05:07I did a little shade-three mechanic work.
05:09He gave me $50 for it.
05:11Oh, let me see that thing.
05:12Paid the order of Luke Duke, $50, signed by Benjamin Thompson.
05:22You seen that, Roscoe?
05:24Today sure is my lucky day.
05:26Lucky day.
05:27How's that?
05:28Just because I'm paying off a $14 bar bill?
05:31It's because you just tried to pay us off a bum check.
05:35Hold on a second, boss.
05:37How do you know that's a bum check?
05:38How do I know?
05:38Because it's signed by Benjamin Thompson, otherwise known as Benjamin Thompson.
05:42Benny, the quill.
05:44Good, good.
05:44We can walk pay for half a hazard county with the phony checks he's bombed off.
05:48You trying to tell me this feller snookered me into fixing his car for nothing?
05:51No, what we're trying to tell you, that you have been snookered into committing a felony,
05:55which means you violated your probation.
05:57And which means you, boy, are going straight to the slammer.
06:00You're straight to it.
06:01Take him away, Roscoe.
06:03Boss, I got a better idea.
06:04I'm going to get Flash to escort him personally.
06:07Good, good, good, Roscoe.
06:09All right, Flash.
06:11Do your duty.
06:12All right.
06:16Get him.
06:18Dad!
06:19Not me, you stupid mongrel.
06:20Him, him, Luke Duke.
06:22Come on.
06:23Roscoe, muscle that mound, will you?
06:25And take Luke Duke and lock him up in the pookie.
06:27And then get back on the job patrolling my hospital zone.
06:31Hold it right there.
06:39Hold it right there.
06:40I got you this time.
06:41Oh, Roscoe Coltrane, you just get out of my way.
06:44I'm on my way to Mr. Sillis to get something I want before somebody else gets it.
06:47Well, you should have thought of that before you come zipping through my brand new hospital zone.
06:51It says 15 miles per hour.
06:53Now, you can read that.
06:54I can read that.
06:55And anybody can read that.
06:57Oh, there's a boss.
07:00Hey, good news, good news.
07:02This is Catch the Dukes Day.
07:04Daisy's the second one I caught today.
07:06Boss, what did you do?
07:09You painted your car black here, and you got a new black suit.
07:12Never mind his suit and his car, Roscoe.
07:14There's a phony hospital sign, and it's against the law.
07:17Phony sign?
07:19Yeah.
07:20Is that a fact?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Sheriff, if there indeed be no hospital in the immediate vicinity,
07:27it appears you're using unfair chicanery to achieve nefarious ends.
07:33Right.
07:33Yeah, well, if that means playing dirty pool, that's just far for the course, ain't it, Roscoe?
07:38Anything is fair in love and war, especially with the Dukes.
07:42Ain't that right, Flash?
07:44Well, he's just acting a little casual now,
07:46but he'd better agree if he knows which side his dog biscuits is buttered on.
07:51Hey, boss, Flash and I, we're going to escort Daisy personally down to herself.
07:56Sheriff, you really ought to relinquish her from custody.
08:01Oh, I'm going to do that, too.
08:02I'm just going to relinquish you.
08:05Relinquish?
08:06Boss, that means let her go.
08:08Mm-hmm.
08:09Yeah!
08:10Well, uh, are you feeling okay?
08:13I feel fine.
08:15Roscoe, don't you ask silly questions.
08:17Boss, thank you so much.
08:18Yeah.
08:18Oh.
08:21That's all right, honey.
08:23Thank you.
08:23Bless you.
08:27Boss, boss.
08:28You know what you just did?
08:29You just blessed the Duke.
08:31And I bless you, too, when you take down that unauthorized and deceitful side.
08:36Oh.
08:37When you're on patrol, Flash, you've got to stay ever alert.
08:41You never know when a criminal element is going to take advantage of us now.
08:45All right, let's get out.
08:48All right.
08:49Ow!
08:50Oh, gosh.
08:51Don't come.
08:52I'll tell you something.
08:53You're going to have to cooperate a little bit more in here.
08:57Oh, you've been eating lead biscuits again, I swear to goodness.
09:01You're going to have to go on a diet if you're going to be quick to be on the police force.
09:06This, uh, what they got here, he's sneaking a snooze.
09:13Boy, they sure can change your paint jobs on these cars quick these days.
09:21I wish you'd cooperate a little bit.
09:24I can't carry you around all the time.
09:25Oh, oh.
09:29Boss?
09:30How in the world did you do that so fast?
09:34This report on Luke Duke?
09:36That's easy.
09:37I filled it all out today with put on probation.
09:40Except for the exact violation, which I may have denied.
09:44No, that ain't what I'm talking about.
09:46What I want to know is how did you get all whitened up, you and your car,
09:49when a half hour ago, Flash and I saw you in a black suit in a black car down there by the speed trap.
09:55What's that?
09:56Uh, you were in a black suit and in a black car.
10:00Ain't that right, Flash?
10:01Hey, hey, hey!
10:03Watch out that hound!
10:04He ain't got no more manners than you, hell.
10:06Roscoe, I never owned a black suit or black car in my life, which means both you and your mutt are equally stupid.
10:15Well, it was you.
10:17The man in black definitely had your beady little brown eyes, your nose, and those flabby little jowls.
10:22Roscoe, you're in a black suit!
10:23Oh!
10:25Oh, no!
10:27What?
10:28Oh, Roscoe, what?
10:30There's only one man in this whole wide world who's as good looking as me.
10:38Who?
10:38And that's Abraham Lincoln Hogg, as I live and breathe.
10:46Boss's twin brother, Abe Lincoln Hogg, was as honest as old boss was Crooky, the white sheep, and the shame of the whole Hogg clan.
10:54After all these years away, the very first person I had to come to see in Hazard was my oldest and dearest friend, Jesse Duke.
11:02Well, I'm glad you did, but you know you scared the socks off of me.
11:06I thought you was a-pushing-up daisies in some foreign country.
11:10This envelope contains the last will and testament of my dearly beloved, late-lamented, and sorely missed old great-aunt, Emma Lou,
11:18who passed on to a well-deserved heavenly reward only last week.
11:22I want to see what the gabby-o-bitty left me in advance of the scheduled reading.
11:29Here it is.
11:31And as for that certain 100-acre tract commonly known as Deer Meadow,
11:37I hereby bequeath it to my beloved Jefferson Davis Hogg and beloved Abraham Lincoln Hogg!
11:43I knew it! I knew it!
11:44That old heifer, I told her to change it!
11:46Well, uh, Deer Meadow, boss?
11:47Hmm?
11:48Well, isn't that the land that you sold to the Acme Construction Company for that industrial park without your brother's old key?
11:56Well, how was I to get his old key?
11:58I had him declared legally dead five years ago, didn't I?
12:01Yeah, but you did that so you could take over his oil wells that he found in South America.
12:04And then I stumbled into some emerald mines in Venezuela.
12:08Not to mention the lumber mills in Brazil, cattle ranches in Argentina.
12:12My goodness!
12:13Profitable enterprises feel like me all over the place.
12:16And I bet you gave away all the profit from them enterprises.
12:20Well, that's what the good book tells us to do, don't it?
12:24Imagine that!
12:25Him cheating me his own flesh and blood out of all that all!
12:28Well, isn't that what you're trying to do to him?
12:31Hmm?
12:32Well, he ain't dead.
12:33He sure ain't.
12:34And he is in Hazard County.
12:36He sure is.
12:37And you did sell his half of the land.
12:40I sure did.
12:41That is felonious fraud.
12:43No, I don't want to hear what that all comes to!
12:45I just don't want to spend the best years of my life locked up in the same cell block with that no-good two-bit forging Luke Duke!
12:51No.
12:53Oh, did I say forging?
12:57I believe so.
12:58You said a two-bit, uh, uh, crummy, uh, uh, felonious Duke, uh, Duke, Duke, please.
13:06Roscoe, I think I got a way of getting Luke Duke to get me off the hook.
13:12Ooh, ooh!
13:13But good!
13:14All right, what's the catch?
13:17No catch?
13:18Oh, no, no.
13:20I'm just very concerned about the poor folk of this community.
13:23So, like I say, I'm gonna let you out of here and drop all charges if you'll kiss that crook who wrote this here check.
13:29Before he swindled somebody else.
13:31Yeah, like maybe your friends or your family.
13:34Why don't Roscoe go after him?
13:35It's your job, ain't it?
13:36Cause I don't know what he looks like and you do, that's why.
13:39So, what are you gonna do?
13:40You gonna stay in the clink and let the whole community go down the drain?
13:44Or you're gonna do your patriotic duty?
13:46And, and put that swindler in there in your place.
13:51Gentlemen, you got a deal.
13:52Oh, come on!
13:53Oh, come on!
13:53Oh, come on!
13:53That's about the extent of it, Daisy.
14:04Are you sure you want to come down to the lumber camp with me?
14:06Of course I do.
14:08Well, if it weren't for Benny, I'd have my new dress by now.
14:11But what makes you so sure we're gonna find him at the lumber camp?
14:14Well, the way I see it, his car was headed down this way when he broke down.
14:17Today's payday, ain't it?
14:19Oh, I got it.
14:20Lunchtime poker game.
14:21If he wins, he collects the cash, and if he loses, he writes one of them rubber checks.
14:25Just one.
14:30Queen, hi!
14:31Full boat!
14:33Well, I reckon this is my lucky day, huh, boys?
14:35Yeah, I sure do like doing business with you.
14:38Coming around here on payday is a lot of fun, I'll tell you.
14:41Uh, listen, gents, I gotta go.
14:43I just remember the previous engagement with you.
14:44There he goes!
14:51Down to the bottom, look at me.
15:07Quick sand!
15:08Take it easy, Daisy.
15:09Now, don't trash around.
15:10We'll get you on.
15:11i didn't mean to do it
15:15i was just trying to gain a little time so i could escape
15:17benny grab my belt and dig in there
15:21i gotta get a little more reach
15:23now i bet when y'all went to work this morning
15:26that you never run into anything like this
15:28come on honey
15:33come on baby
15:35all right daisy come on honey
15:39come on
15:40come on
15:42give us a hand guys
15:44come on honey
15:47make it easy
15:48you all right
15:51you okay sure
15:53hey i hear the bouncy place to charge 50 bucks for my best
15:56oh yeah i see it look
16:07i can't make amends for getting you jailed
16:09but how about if i paid up 50 dollars for fixing my car right now
16:12twist my arm
16:13all right i'll just write you all out of check right now
16:16what color would you like
16:18forget it benny look just promise not to try and get away
16:21because we got to stop and get some clean clothes all right
16:23flash now pay attention now
16:27this is not a fire hydrant
16:29this is silver
16:30this is oh
16:31box box
16:32look i do it just what you told me
16:34i put this phony meter nearest the nearest vehicle
16:37that's not my car you perry brain
16:40oh yeah put it by the next car that comes along
16:43oh yeah
16:44here you go
16:45you mean like the duke car
16:50come on benny
16:59well here you are roscoe
17:03one repentant sinner just as i promised
17:05so you're benny the quill
17:07now you don't really have to put him in jail do you roscoe
17:09i mean we was talking to him on the way in
17:11and he ain't half bad
17:13well you hush
17:14i determine who's good and who's bad in hazard county
17:17all right come on
17:19come on
17:20watch out for the dog here
17:21come on flag
17:22for he is a vicious
17:28hello jesse
17:30boss
17:31boss
17:33you see what i see
17:38i see it
17:39but i ain't sure if i believe it
17:41now friends i think we're just about to confront that old question
17:53about which is stronger
17:54heredity or environment
17:56well well
18:03abraham lincoln hog
18:06jefferson davis hog
18:10my own twin brother
18:12they look more like each other than they do them own selves
18:15well aside from wearing different suits
18:17how's the person supposed to tell them apart
18:19well you hold up a dollar
18:20and the one that grabs it is the boss
18:23and the one that wants to give it away is
18:24abely
18:25well jesse
18:27i always follow the old rule
18:29it's better to give than receive
18:32that only goes for bad advice
18:34and chickenpox
18:35well not this time
18:37abe
18:37i want you to meet my
18:39niece daisy
18:41i think you saw her on the road
18:43so i did
18:43and this here's
18:44my nephew luke
18:46oh
18:46he's the one we come down to bail out
18:48how'd he do
18:49i appreciate the bail offer
18:51but it ain't necessary no more
18:52boss let him work his way out
18:54yeah
18:54took me more than 60 years to do it
18:57abe
18:57but i finally beat you to a good deal
19:00and i bet you greenbacks to gumdrops
19:03it'll take you 60 years to do it again boss
19:05well only because i won't be here
19:09no i have to leave hazard right after the reading of great aunt emmy lou's will
19:14yeah well you're gonna have a short stay
19:15because that will's been read in the courthouse at six o'clock today
19:18oh that's too bad
19:20here we were just getting to know you
19:22after boss had you declared legally dead five years ago
19:25well i'm sure that my dear brother had a very good reason for that
19:29i did
19:30oh yeah i mean i did
19:32of course now that you're here and all boss is just gonna have to have you declared legally
19:35undead
19:36yeah
19:36we could always issue a new birth certificate
19:38well why not i feel just as young as i ever did
19:42maybe that's why i take to this pooch so much
19:45had one just like him when we was kids
19:48oh
19:49oh don't do that
19:50oh don't you don't
19:51hey he'll snap
19:51oh he didn't snap he didn't
19:54yeah
19:55oh
19:58looks like roscoe's dog finally learned himself some manners
20:05that dog's a vicious killer
20:11well Abe
20:13uh what a little place there's got the boss treat
20:16let's go over to my house and fix them corn fritters i promise
20:19oh fine yes sir
20:20but first i want to drop my car off at the local garage for lubrication
20:24no problem we just run it over to cooters and we'll still be home in time for them fritters
20:28oh good
20:29come on you're writing them in your
20:30see you at six o'clock sharp jd
20:33yeah see you at six
20:35see you at six
20:36see you at six
20:36listen boys
20:40you're gonna be in big trouble
20:41what's Abe gonna do when he finds out you sold out half of his land
20:45he ain't gonna do nothing
20:48no
20:48cause he ain't gonna be there
20:50oh
20:50thanks to you
20:52luke duke
20:53and benny the quill
20:55take him to the holding cell till i'm ready for him
20:59right
20:59alright come on
21:00when it comes to wiggling off the hook
21:02old boss has got more moves than a can full of worms
21:05well
21:06for someone as famous as benny the quill
21:09you sure look like you got all your feathers plucked off
21:11but you can pluck them right back on again
21:14if you ain't got writer's cramp today
21:17i don't get it
21:19alright let me put it this way
21:20you can either spend five years in this hoose cow
21:22or be out in five minutes flat
21:24what do i gotta do
21:25what comes naturally
21:27you see this here
21:29birthday card
21:30with its signature on it
21:33here
21:34now
21:34you think you can copy that thing that you're on to these official documents
21:39with my eyes closed
21:42now
21:42i want you to sign it the same way
21:45abraham
21:47lincoln
21:48hog
21:49you got a pen
21:51what color would you like
21:53alright benny
21:55alright keep out of trouble now
21:58that's a direct violation
22:05i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna hold it hold it
22:08what
22:08so much for the first part
22:10oh
22:10now you take care of the second part
22:13oh yeah
22:13assuming you can count that high
22:15oh yeah i i i i
22:16alright go
22:17oh i'm gone
22:18i'm gone
22:18i'm gone
22:20here
22:20just
22:21i'm not
22:22i'm not
22:22i'm not
22:23i'm not
22:24i'm not
22:25you
22:26i'm not
22:26you
22:27¡Gracias!
22:57eigentlich
23:03Ah!
23:08¿Verdinand!
23:10Das seltige die hatch in debtor...
23:12Oh, I did it!
23:14Nothing mention, Sheriff!
23:16Hotter than some cold water
23:19Whaaat's
23:22S-c-s
23:24S-c-s
23:25S-c-s
23:273, 4, 3, 1
23:29Now with a license plate
23:33and a driver's license
23:34well even old Roscoe could trace that
23:37You see what I see? That's Benny the Quill, Liv
23:45Better go get him
23:57Now why do you reckon they parked that there?
24:22Help me!
24:27I don't know what you're thinking but I didn't escape sheriff Coltrane let me go
24:57Now first they let me go to come after you and then
25:02What do you have to do before they let you go?
25:03Just forge a name on an ID card and some legal looking paper for Boss Hogg
25:07Yeah, copied it off an old birthday card he had
25:10From Abraham Lincoln Hogg
25:12Now how'd you guess?
25:13What are we gonna do now Luke?
25:16Hightail it for home
25:17I ain't sure what Boss got up his pudgy little sleeve
25:20But we better let Abe know something's in the wind
25:22Now what old Boss had up his sleeve was to promise to pay Cooter some money
25:27And then have him wait in the hall while
25:29Yeah Abe, you remember that little tank town
25:32Finchburg on the other side of the state line?
25:35Now all he had to do was tell his brother that the sheriff's pension fund in Finchburg was running short
25:41And Abe was off like a shot with a personal donation
25:43Bye
25:44He took the bait
25:48I'll tell you something when that Finchburg sheriff catches your twin brother over there in that black vehicle
25:54He's gonna be a guest of that county for at least six months
25:57Well, that's better than me being a guest of the feds permanent
26:00Oh, yeah
26:01About to change that will read in time
26:03I'm gonna call Circuit Judge Druton
26:05Oh, Maybear, would you get me Circuit Judge Druton in the state capitol?
26:10Uncle Jesse
26:11It seems clear to me that Abe's signature was forged on that document
26:15Meaning that Boss must be trying to swindle his brother out of his share of the inheritance
26:19Well, not if I can help it, he ain't
26:21I think it's up to us honest folks to see that the
26:23Innocents like Abe aren't taken advantage of by the likes of J.D. Hogg
26:28I don't know what y'all are fretting about
26:30The reading of the will's not till six o'clock and Abe will be back by then
26:34All right, hey Cooter
26:36Hey y'all, excuse me for not calling but I didn't have a dime
26:38I got bad news now
26:40J.D. Hogg has somehow arranged to get his brother Abe busted over there in Finchburg
26:45Not only that but he select Judge Druton into coming to Hazard and doing that inheritance stuff at four o'clock
26:50Well, that's two hours earlier
26:52Wouldn't you know it and Abe's got to be halfway to Finchburg by now
26:55Well, something else, Finchburg's on the other side of that old state line
26:59And that makes for a probation violation
27:02Thanks, Scooter
27:03Yes, sir
27:04Y'all holler if you need me, okay
27:06You got time for a bite?
27:07No, sir, I ain't
27:07Y'all be careful now
27:08Yeah, much obliged, Scooter
27:09See you later
27:10Yeah
27:10Oh, boy
27:12Finchburg
27:15Now, for once, General Lee was in a race that he couldn't win
27:18By the time he was getting started, Abe was already crossing the finish line
27:22Oh, my, what a shame
27:33Well, I see you're surveying your handiwork
27:42You're under arrest, Mr. Abraham Lincoln Hogg
27:45For malicious mischief, destroying public property, and splattering up my brand new uniform
27:51My dear sir, I've never even had the pleasure of being in your town before
27:56In fact, the only reason I come was to make a small donation to the sheriff's firm
28:01Oh, now y'all shouldn't have said that
28:04Now I gotta add attempted bribery of a public official to your other charges
28:08Get moving
28:09After you, sir
28:10Oh, no, sir
28:11After you, sir
28:12Oh, yes, yes
28:13There's Scooter going into the garage
28:21Me leaving my door open to crack while he was out there in the hall waiting to be paid was a stroke of pure genius
28:26A genius? You're a genius, you little rascal
28:29By now, he should have told Luke Duke how I snookered, Abe
28:35And you know something else that's good is that you'll be on the outside looking in at them looking at you on the outside
28:41Because to do anything to help Abe, he's gonna have to cross the state line
28:48And when he does, you know who's gonna be waiting for him to pick him up for violating his probation
28:54Hello, me, Bill, this is J.D. Hogg
28:56Say hello from Roscoe
28:59Give me the sheriff in Finchburg
29:06Hey, Luke, we just passed the state line
29:08We got about 10 minutes before we gotta get back or else she'll spend the next 10 years in the federal pen, honey
29:13Don't have to worry, Daisy, ain't nobody gonna catch us
29:15You know, it sure would help if you'd look on the brighter side of things once in a while
29:36Do you mean like that bright little badge on that fella in the sheriff's car behind us?
29:39Shh
29:57Hey, you're in the orange car, you better pull over
30:00Hey, stop before you get hurt, there's a roadblock up in here
30:04Do you think he's working?
30:06If he is, he's doing a dang good job of it
30:09Whoo, whoa
30:13Our friends and neighbors, the Finchburg sheriff is so poor
30:15that the only thing he's got for a roadblock is an impounded car
30:20And you ought to do well to drive careful around Finchburg
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32:22Ahora, back en Hazard,
32:23old Roscoe was doing
32:24all he could
32:26to unbalance
32:28the scales
32:30The Circuit Court of Hazard County
32:32is now in session,
32:35the Honorable Judge Charles Gruton
32:36presiding,
32:36All right.
32:40I do, Jesse.
32:41Yes, Jesse.
32:45You, take off that hat.
32:47Oh, yes, yes, sir, Your Honor.
32:49Yeah, no man's got more respect for the law than has the county than me.
32:56Oh, gee.
32:57Now, we are gathered here for the reading of the last will and testament of Miss Emmylou Hogg,
33:02dispensing with all the whereases and to which and becausees.
33:04It, what it says here, she wants to have her property divided equally between her grandnephews,
33:11Jefferson Davis Hogg, and Abraham Lincoln Hogg, who don't appear to be here at the moment.
33:19Unfortunately, Abe can't be with us right away.
33:22And in the meantime, he's asked me to give you this here affidavit of his, which is self-explanatory.
33:28Well, it says here that Abe leaves his share of the estate to his beloved twin brother, Jefferson Davis Hogg.
33:41That's right.
33:41And since it's signed by Abe in his own hand, I reckon that there's no reason for you not to declare
33:47that I, Jefferson Davis Hogg, am the sole beneficiary.
33:51Good, good, good, good.
33:52Now, just a minute, Your Honor.
33:55Uh, I don't think it's right for you to be giving away anything that belongs to Abe
34:00without, uh, without him here to see you give it to him, uh, away.
34:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:15It's hard on the mayor's head, isn't it?
34:17I'd rather go now and fall on the barrel and take another ride on this road.
34:21It's because the boss's paving company does all the working hazard.
34:24The only good roads in the county are the ones that lead to his property.
34:27Yeah, that's my brother.
34:28Well, darn, you're right, Jesse.
34:31By itself, this document just ain't good enough.
34:34Now, listen, I've got to be in Capital City at 6 o'clock.
34:36I mean, and before Abe don't show up here directly,
34:38I'm gonna have to postpone a reading of this will for at least two months.
34:42Back up, player.
34:43Uh, you don't have to postpone nothing, Your Honor.
34:46I'm sure my brother Abe will be here in just a few seconds.
34:50I think I hear him at the front door now.
34:53Roscoe, let you and I go greet him.
34:54I didn't hear him.
34:55What?
34:57Well, I...
34:57Oh, gosh, you're scurping my neck.
35:00All right, hurry now.
35:02I told you.
35:03Come on now.
35:05Get them off.
35:07Come on.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:08Come on.
35:09Get them off.
35:09Get them off.
35:09Here.
35:15Come on, I'm fine.
35:16There you go.
35:18Come on, come on, come on, come on.
35:20Just wave the fence.
35:21I can't see what it is.
35:22I can't see what it is.
35:23Oh, you got it.
35:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:25Now, I'm going to do this thing.
35:27Let's take it here.
35:28Sure.
35:29Get it up.
35:30Get it up.
35:30Oh, yeah, that's it.
35:31Oh, you fingers!
35:33I know it.
35:34You fingers!
35:35Get out of there, will you?
35:36My coat.
35:37I'll need my coat.
35:38Or else the next coat I'll be wearing will be prison gray.
35:41Oh, yeah.
35:42That'd be the same here.
35:42Stick it up.
35:43Your fat will shove your arms in there.
35:45Yeah, where is it?
35:45Right here.
35:46There we go.
35:47I can't find it.
35:48Oh, there we go.
35:48Wait your hat, boss.
35:49All right.
35:50Here, here.
35:50Here.
35:51Here.
35:51Look.
35:52Look great.
35:53Go ahead.
35:53That's it.
35:54That's it.
35:55Get it.
35:58Oh, hey.
36:00Greetings, your honor.
36:03Oh, hello, Jesse.
36:05Hello, Abe.
36:07My, that was some trip I just had.
36:10My beloved brother, J.D. Hogg, has just informed me that my presence here is urgently required.
36:21All right.
36:21Well, yes.
36:22Just long enough for you to testify that this is your signature giving up your hand for the estate.
36:25Oh.
36:26Well, I certainly will testify to that.
36:30And if justice weren't so blind, you could read for yourself what he wrote, what I wrote there.
36:37Well, something here is just about a half a bubble off Plum.
36:49Brady's good coming at you.
36:52This here's Luke Duke.
36:53Hey, y'all.
36:54Y'all tell me what kind of deal this is here.
36:56I was just over at the county building.
36:58I saw Boss Hawk running to the filing room with his white suit on, changes into a black suit quicker than a mineral swim and nickel dipper.
37:05And then he runs back into the bucket room.
37:08Old J.D.'s getting weird, ain't he?
37:09Hey, something else, too, y'all, I know.
37:12I heard old Roscoe calling the state police, and they're planning to lay a little trap for you coming back across the state line.
37:17So take it easy, Greasy.
37:20We got you, Cooter.
37:21We keep our eyes peeled.
37:22Thanks a lot.
37:25Hey, Abe, if I know your brother, long about now, he's probably pretending to be you.
37:29Just so he can swindle you out of your share of the inheritance.
37:31Me?
37:32Oh, really?
37:33And considering there ain't another person in Hazard County that can tell the two of you apart, he's probably going to get away with it.
37:38Damn.
37:40Hey, hold on.
37:42I think we can find a witness who might be able to upset this money carton.
37:46Oh.
37:48Hang on.
37:51Now old Luke's really in trouble.
37:53He violated parole by crossing the state line, and the Fenceburg sheriff is asking the state troopers for a roadblock.
37:59Up here, that's the police.
38:15And your brakes ain't none too good.
38:17There's a dipping a road.
38:18Now here, hang on.
38:19Now friends, you got to hit them dips just right.
38:34You see what I mean?
38:35Sorry, I can't stay and help you, sheriff.
38:37But I got my orders to catch them.
38:38Well, sir, seeing that you're swearing that this year is your signature on this release
38:58don't seem to be anything I can do but to release the entire property to your brother, J.D.
39:05Good thinking.
39:06Uh, just a minute now, Judge.
39:08Uh, uh, what about the inheritance tax?
39:11Now, now, we can't turn this property over to J.D. until we know he'll pay the inheritance tax.
39:16Well, of course I'll pay.
39:17Of course my brother will pay the tax.
39:20And I'm sure that he would consider it not only an obligation, but an honor to pay such a paltry pittance.
39:29Your brother wouldn't give the sweat off of his brow to make lemonade for the poor.
39:35Now, Judge, we got to see this to believe it before we can let J.D. have this property.
39:40Well, you'll see it, all right.
39:41I'll go fetch him right in.
39:42You better do it again.
39:52Again?
39:53Yeah, again.
39:53Come on.
39:55No, come on.
39:55Get that other one.
39:57Come on.
39:57Get in the boots.
39:58You got caught.
39:58Oh, boy.
40:00I'll pay double the tax.
40:02I'll pay double the tax.
40:03I'll pay anything.
40:04To get Jesse Duke out of my sight.
40:09Well, I'll leave, J.D., just as soon as you pony up.
40:14Where's Abe?
40:16Abe?
40:16Abe who?
40:18Oh, Abe.
40:18Abe, my brother.
40:19Oh, yeah.
40:20Well, he left town on business in a hurry.
40:24But I got to have his signature on his paper releasing his part of the estate.
40:29Signature?
40:29Yes, in front of witnesses.
40:31Witnesses?
40:31I'll get you.
40:32Well, I'll go see if I can't get you.
40:40You know, I was listening at the door.
40:41How are you going to be yourself and your brother, too?
40:43Roscoe, to keep from going to jail, I could be quit and talk less at the same time.
40:48Jesse, I'm just about ready to run out of time and patience here.
40:51I'll be right with you, Your Honor, just as soon as I imbibe a glass of water to lubricate
40:58my throat.
40:59Is that all right with you, J.D.?
41:01Anything my brother wants is all right with me, Your Honor.
41:06Okay.
41:21Flash, come on, now.
41:24Come on, you can do your silly doobie here.
41:29Well, come on, Flash, right down on the floor, boy.
41:32There he is.
41:33There he is.
41:33A lone-
41:39Hey, that looks real nice
41:53Thank you, ma'am
42:09Oh, my, my, you got tasty water in these pots
42:31Now, where do I sign?
42:33Right, sure
42:34Yeah, well, I got a pen
42:36It's in your white
42:38You got a pen, you're all up
42:40Oh, I certainly hope so
42:42No brakes, must have busted a hydraulic line
42:49Don't worry, Luke, I think we're going to stop anyway
42:51We sure are, see you for your children
42:53Hey, hey, we flew right through the air
43:03Ooh, ooh, ooh
43:05Oh, you good
43:08Children, you look all right
43:09Hey, are you still alive?
43:12You're not hurt or anything
43:13Get out of here, man
43:14Oh, goodness
43:15I'm fine
43:15Get out of there
43:17Oh, hello, Jesse
43:22How are you?
43:23What are you doing here?
43:24I thought you
43:25Well, where did we ever land?
43:27My goodness, what is this?
43:28Oh, no
43:30And who may I ask, sir, are you?
43:44Aye, sir, I'm Abraham Lincoln Hall
43:46Your Honor
43:47This man happens to be an imposter
43:50I'm the real Abraham Lincoln Hall
43:54I would truly love to believe you
43:57But the problem is, I can't tell which one is which
44:00And until I can, this estate is going to be held up in court
44:03Maybe for years
44:04You can't do that
44:06I promise to sell that land as of tomorrow
44:09And I promise to contribute it to a worthy cause for the public good
44:14Judge, begging your pardon
44:16There is one surefire way to tell them apart
44:18Judge, are you going to take the word of an ex-moonshiner on something as important as this?
44:23Now, Roscoe, don't you think he should take the word of your number one deputy?
44:26Come on, Flash
44:30Come on, you're a pile of dog
44:33You are
44:33There you go
44:35There you go
44:37Now, you say hi to your old friend, Abe
44:43Sure are a kippoo, thank you
44:49Oh, bless you, sweetie
44:54Bless you
44:54Well, that don't mean nothing
44:57You ain't going to take the actions of a piddly old dog in a matter as serious as this, are you?
45:03That hound will cuddle up to anybody
45:04If you say so, why don't you give it a try?
45:07Hmm?
45:08Yeah, well
45:09Don't back at me!
45:14Get away!
45:16Even prison would be better than that!
45:19Get out of my way!
45:20All right, Flash, good dog
45:25And that's how Roscoe's dog conclusively proved which boss was the phony
45:30Go get him, Flash!
45:32Tear him up!
45:32Abe Lincoln Hogg gave his share of the inheritance to Jesse to turn over to the veterans organization
45:39As for Luke and Daisy, well, the least they could do was take care of the sheriff's dog while he was in the hoose gal
45:45Cause the Fenceburg sheriff arrested boss and Roscoe for a malicious mischief
45:49Both of them had to spend the night in the Fenceburg pokey
45:51With a breakfast of grits and a slice of cold chicken gravy
45:55This is embarrassing, isn't it?
45:56And if you're wondering why old Abe had to hitchhike out of Hazard
46:01Well, it was because true to his nature
46:03He just couldn't resist giving things away
46:05Even when it came down to his own car
46:07And there's one thing that old Abe Hogg proved
46:22Where the Hogg family is concerned, one apple don't change the whole barrel
46:27But Hazard wouldn't be Hazard if it did
46:29You know how long you were paying for the horse
46:30You know how hard to approach the horse
46:33He didn't start fewer.
46:34He didn't want to walk
46:40He became an old keen
46:43Too difficult to川
46:44Jim
46:49He didn't want to walk
46:50I looked at your weather
46:52Like noчи
46:55Moj Grim
46:57Here we go
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