00:00Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns and my guest today is Matthew McConaughey.
00:04Good to be here, sir.
00:05Of all the things you can win an Oscar for, how surprised are you that you won one for acting?
00:11Here we go.
00:11I noticed that you're wearing a shirt. Is everything okay?
00:16And you have a major leak in here.
00:18I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
00:19Let's see what's going on with these machines.
00:21Please, don't do that.
00:24Help!
00:25Help! Help!
00:27Who is the idiot that installed the sprinkler system?
00:33Finally, turn the sprinklers off.
00:39You killed Matthew McConaughey.
00:41He's dead?
00:42He's brought back to life.
00:43But he was momentarily dead.
00:46You owe me.
00:47Go across the country.
00:49Get ten more episodes of Between Two Ferns.
00:51Ten, your dumb internet talk show and you give me a network talk show.
00:55I'm a white man and I'm straight and I deserve it.
01:01Green as ever.
01:03Is the width off to you?
01:07We're taking Between Two Ferns on the road.
01:12My guest today is Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:15What?
01:18Benedict benefit lumberjacks.
01:20Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:21That's what it is.
01:23I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable.
01:28Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?
01:34Bradley Cooper co-wrote, directed and starred in A Star Is Born.
01:37I hear it's great.
01:37Are you hoping that will open doors for other hot idiots?
01:44I don't know if I'm going to get these shows out.
01:46We don't have any money.
01:47We're hungry.
01:48We're going to order the clam strips.
01:49How big are they?
01:50Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
01:51I've never seen a chicken wear clothes.
01:54Here's to the crazy ones.
01:57The misfits.
01:59And ding-dongs.
02:01I'm just curious about the pathology behind this.
02:04Some people would say we're the crazy ones.
02:06But I think we're geniuses.
02:09Hello.
02:10I love your show.
02:11What if we take this upstairs?
02:13What about John Legend?
02:14He's probably at home polishing his EGOT.
02:17Is that what he calls his penis?
02:18Between Two Ferns, the movie.
02:20Is this going to be it?
02:21Is it going to be in theaters?
02:22Not in theaters.
02:24Not in theaters.
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