00:00Family Camp is the highlight of our year.
00:03You ask our family, it's the greatest place on earth.
00:05I'm sorry, I was late.
00:07Again?
00:08What do I gotta do to make it up to you?
00:11How about we go to that camp?
00:12Church camp?
00:18Hey family, welcome to camp.
00:19Were they Ackermans?
00:20Don't seem to have an Ackerman here on the list.
00:22You made the final payment online, right?
00:24Oh my...
00:26Goodness, oh my goodness.
00:29You guys!
00:30This is glamping!
00:31What? No Wi-Fi?
00:33I can't wait until you realize there's no air conditioning.
00:35What?
00:36Now where's my yummy bride?
00:38Oh, yummy?
00:40Hi, hello, you're family!
00:42Oh, I'm Grace.
00:43Stop, not another word.
00:49Here's my card.
00:50Intergalactic chiropractic.
00:55Buckle up everybody.
00:57Camp Catawwa Trophy,
00:58you should see this baby on my mantel at home.
01:01The family that takes home the most points at the end of the week
01:04takes the cup from my cold, dead hands.
01:08If you think we're gonna be friends with that guy,
01:10you need your head examined.
01:11We're not monsters, okay?
01:13Even though we do make sugar-free, organic, vegan, non-dairy marshmallows.
01:18Today, we are gonna do the buddy system.
01:20Let's go, Bucko.
01:21I should have known better than to trust you.
01:23You have no idea where we are.
01:25Come on!
01:26This is our story to tell our wives
01:28how we braved the wilderness and fought our way back home.
01:31Get that thing away from me!
01:33My skin is on fire!
01:35Sounds like my kind of party.
01:38We have a problem.
01:39Our husbands are out there, on their own,
01:41and we don't even know where they are.
01:42I'm stuck here with Dr. Phil's demented twin brother
01:45when I should be back at the campsite
01:46and kumbaya with my family.
01:48It's okay, mi amigo.
01:49When God closes a door, he opens a chick-fil-a.
01:52Goes like this.
01:56I thought my family would just magically become
01:58the family that I've always wanted them to be.
02:00Things get a little more complicated
02:02when you get a peek behind the curtain.
02:13That was fun.
02:14That was something.
02:15You're welcome.
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