Barstool Pizza Review - Sharpie's Pizza (Chicago, IL) - video Dailymotion

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00:00All right, feature view time, Sharpies.

00:21Ah, this weather, just brutal, Chicago, Corner Willow, this place has been open like three

00:27or four weeks, called in, hilarious message, it's like some Italian, which we thought it

00:33was maybe a guy, it's AI they told us, being like, we're not gonna take any calls or orders,

00:38you wanna order a pizza, you come in like a three-eyed alien and play like Teenage Mutant

00:44Ninja Turtles and wait.

00:45You've reached the Sharpie.

00:46If you didn't know, I just opened a new restaurant and I'm busy.

00:47I'm never going to answer the phone, but you can text me and I'll get back to you super

00:48quick, hopefully.

00:49Just so you know, I'm not taking reservations right now and Sharpies isn't doing any delivery

00:56or phone orders.

00:57If you want to carry out, come to the shop and have a cocktail, play some Ninja Turtles

00:58and wait for your pie, like a good little three-eyed alien dog.

01:15That's exactly what they did.

01:17They got an alien spaceship in the middle of the place, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

01:21NBA Jam, he's on fire.

01:24It's cold, it's rainy.

01:26That's a good looking Detroit style.

01:29And you know what they say about Detroit style, it should look heavy, like an offensive lineman

01:34be light on your feet.

01:35Like a 7'4 for me is a very good Detroit style.

01:39God damn, this weather sucks.

01:41This is good.

01:44This is good.

01:47I like how they put a good amount of sauce on it, sometimes they don't.

01:51With Detroit, Austin, your face, you can tell it's gross.

01:54Out, not the pizza.

01:58Listen.

02:08If you like Detroit style, this will do the trick.

02:11I'm going to go right on the 7'4.

02:14Like this is very good.

02:19Not super light, which I said it should be, but I'm going to get out of this rain.

02:237'4, Sharpies, Text-A-Reel, Huon 312 Space 68.

02:28This weather stinks!