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El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00That's Tyler. He's the owner with his wife. Opened this place,
00:26Boardroom, Starkville, Mississippi during COVID. Horrible timing clearly. They say it went back to full
00:32service not too long ago. I think I got to come to grips with I'm a large now in these shirts. I
00:38always think baseball shirts are going to run big, but I'm big. So anyways, most people say
00:44Boardroom is the spot here in Starkville for pizza. There it is on the thicker side, but I like the
00:50char around the crust there. I think Walker said there's the good undercarriage too.
00:58Actually, this vaguely reminds me of Pico a little bit in Boston. All right, one bite,
01:03everybody knows the rules. Boardroom, Starkville, Mississippi.
01:11Good char. I don't know if this guy remade it now that I'm thinking it because he hand-delivered
01:17this thing out. Is this how they all look? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Is this the best spot in Starkville?
01:24I don't know. Sure.
01:30Good. It's a one napkin art to get a little bit of oil off, but I love the char around the crust.
01:38I love that. I'm going to go 7-2.
01:43I think that's a fair score. The crowd likes it. The crowd likes it. Starkville 7-2. Pretty good.
01:51All right. That's a review. Supposedly you'll be able to watch some alumni baseball games tonight.
01:56I don't know what that's all about, so I'm excited. So far, so good. Again, Brandon Walker,
02:00I hate him so much. He's like, made me want to hate Starkville, but so far I like it.
02:06Why you come in the camera, buddy? Why? Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come on.
02:20Get on my camera. Come on.
02:21You said I shouldn't be in line with those jokes, right? I should be put in handcuffs? That's what you said.
02:24No, handcuffs? No, you're a joke. That's what you said. That's what you said to your employee.
02:27You said you shouldn't be able to make the jokes about the joke.
02:29I never said handcuffs.
02:31Yeah, you did. You said it should be a crime.
02:33I'll only take that down from, what, 7-2? No, we'll keep it 7-2. 7-2.
02:48By the way, you're by yourself.
02:51Yeah, he said fuck the Jews and threw shit at me.
02:55No, that's all right. That's all right. There's assholes everywhere you go.
02:58Still going to stick it 7-2. That's a review. You won't take it away.
03:01And by the way, if you saw, there's a crowd here. Everyone told that guy to go fuck himself.
03:06He's also just making shit up. So there you go, 7-2. That's a review.
03:09Pat, Mike's going to be mad he wasn't here for that.
03:12All right, that's a review. No, don't be sorry about it.
03:16Don't worry about it.
03:17Yeah, don't be sorry about it.
03:18Great job with internet access, man.
03:20I appreciate it.
03:21Yeah.
03:21Hey, thanks for coming.
03:23You're welcome.
03:24I was trying to get out of that shot.
03:26Don't worry.
03:27I said he stole Camper's ass.
03:29No, there's assholes everywhere. What are you going to do with it?
03:31All right, real quick update on this pizza review.
03:33That went viral before I could even post it.
03:35The anti-Semitic piece of shit was following me around, trying to find me, threw pennies at me,
03:40be like, fuck you, Jew. Get out of Starkville.
03:43Everyone was asking, do you have his name? Do you have a clear picture of him?
03:47Well, before I could even identify him, the Starkville police actually beat me to it.
03:52They arrested this loser for disturbing the peace.
03:56Show him the mugshot.
03:57Nice hair, you fucking loser.
04:00Introducing Patrick McClintock.
04:02Not to be confused with his brother, who's also been arrested a bunch of times.
04:06Real fucking classy family.
04:09And I hope it was worth it for this kid to do this little stunt.
04:13And now this story will follow this piece of shit everywhere he goes.
04:18I assume he's going to get booted out of school.
04:20Deserves it.
04:21And every time he applies for a job, they're going to be like, oh, so you're an anti-Semitic piece of shit.
04:27So like I said, I hope it was worth it.
04:29Now on a brighter note, this didn't ruin my week.
04:32This incident didn't ruin my day.
04:34Maybe one minute.
04:36But the people of Starkville, I'll never judge one asshole for the entire city.
04:41Everybody was super nice.
04:42Shout out Starkville High, by the way.
04:44Everybody was super nice.
04:45And actually, bending over backwards during the course of the weekend, they're like, we're so sorry.
04:50That's so mortifying.
04:52Wish that didn't happen.
04:53And I don't want sympathy or apologies.
04:55I want outrage.
04:56And I had it.
04:57And that actually makes me feel pretty fucking good that people are like, this is fucking crazy.
05:01Because you go online, there's so many different hate groups and hate websites,
05:06preying on dumb idiots who hate their lives, like Patrick McClintock.
05:10I guarantee you, Patrick McClintock hates his fucking life.
05:13And he needs a reason why he hates it.
05:16And what's an easy answer?
05:17Oh, it's the Jews' fault.
05:18And all these people online building up and stirring it up and creating this rise in anti-Semitism.
05:24As long as we have normal people, most people, and it happened in Starkville, being like, fuck this kid.
05:32Hope the worst for this kid.
05:34It'll give me some fucking hope.
05:36So thanks to the people of Starkville who fucking ran this kid out of town.
05:40Thank you to the police for fucking putting his name in lights.
05:43I don't know if the charges stick.
05:44They probably don't.
05:45Who fucking cares?
05:46That mugshot sticks and he deserves it.
05:49And that's all we ask.
05:51That's all we fucking ask.
05:52Imagine hating somebody just because of their religion in this fucking country.
05:56Fuck that kid.
05:57And fuck anybody who's like, you know, that dumb.
06:01So thank you to everybody in Starkville who rose up and kind of like,
06:04Prez, we got your back.
06:05I do appreciate it.
06:07We need more.
06:07Very nice to meet you.
06:10Appreciate you coming to you.
06:11Yeah, take care.
06:12Nice people.
06:13I appreciate you coming out here, man.
06:14Yes, sir.
06:14You're going to see Hunter.
06:16No, no, I'm good.
06:17Yeah.
06:17My friend's going to hate this.
06:18Thank you so much.
06:20Love's up, man.
06:21I appreciate you.
06:22Cheers, man.
06:23My mom.
06:24Thanks, man.
06:24Yep.
06:27Yep.
06:27Appreciate it.
06:29Yep.
06:29See you guys.
06:30Thank you very much.
06:32Nice meeting you guys.
06:33You're the man.
06:35Caitlin Clark, I mean, she's the best.
06:37I know.
06:37You're the best.
06:38She's the best.
06:39You're the man.
06:39You're the man.
06:40See you.
06:42Doesn't get much classier than that.
06:45Y'all have a good one.
06:46Enjoy your time here.
06:46It was nice to see you.
06:49Enjoy Stark Vegas.
06:52Yeah, sure.
06:53Thanks, man.
06:54Thank you, guys.
06:55Appreciate it, brother.
06:56Zach Alt and his peaches here.
06:58I love it.
06:58Appreciate it.
06:59Nice meeting you.
07:00I was excited to see you.
07:01You're going to be here.
07:02Thanks for coming, Dave.
07:03Of course.
07:05Thanks for coming, Dave.
07:07Thanks for coming.
07:07You're welcome.
07:08Bye-bye.
07:09Bye-bye.
07:10Bye.
07:10Bye-bye.
07:12Bye-bye.
07:13Bye-bye.
07:14Bye-bye.
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