00:00The Shama Lama's Ding Dong Academy presents the Ding Dong Influencer Accelerator Program
00:07Extreme Routine.
00:08Speed it up, Kenny, to the extreme!
00:13The universally renowned Shama Lama has a once-in-a-lifetime offer to accelerate your
00:17rise to be the galaxy's next top influencer.
00:19With our diaper protocol, your lane game gets insane clicks and subs, and you can co-op
00:24train with a partner.
00:25The Ding Dong Influencer Accelerator Program Extreme Routine has four hour-pack programs
00:29guaranteed to launch your profile to the stars, including Crash Test Dummy.
00:33Death is no longer permanent, but remains incredibly painful and hilarious.
00:37Ding Dong!
00:38You're dead!
00:39Selfie Scouts, snag more subs, snapping stunning selfies in our prudent remote locale.
00:43Demi Dei King!
00:45Product Tester, blow up your feed testing experimental products on space creatures.
00:49You're a freaking animal!
00:51SGD Cribs, now you can pimp your crib on the show everybody in the universe binges.
00:56You did it, Ding Dong!
00:59Complete all four tasks, and you can keep that sweet shammy-locked spacesuit.
01:02Guaranteed.
01:03Crash Test Dummy, clock clicks with your shammy-locked gold lame space suit.
01:07Bedazzle your bikes with each side-splitting demise.
01:10Selfie Scout.
01:11Demi Dei King!
01:14Product Tester, reporting any burns, crashes, or mutations.
01:17SGD Cribs.
01:18It looks like a bad motel!
01:21You ain't no shabby!
01:23Now you a ding dong!
01:26Let's speed it up, shall we?
01:27To the breeze!
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