00:00stuck on a planet with nowhere to poop the juiciest burgers in the galaxy burger squirt
00:08like the extreme learning smug bot from hot whiz i smush it down my throat our new new ding dong
00:18greetings brave explorer we here at alta interglobal would like to welcome you to our
00:23newest venture the colonization of space you spent almost a century hurtling through the
00:31universe in cryosleep ready to begin your work on this strange alien planet unfortunately
00:38changing market conditions have led us to the realization that space exploration is far too
00:42costly and unpredictable and alta has decided to cancel all future plans in space i regret to
00:48inform you that you have therefore been made redundant your final check has been sent we thank
00:52you for your service and we hope you eventually find a way home good luck
01:22so
01:52so
02:22wow
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