00:00I feel like cash is so retro.
00:01I'm an Apple Pay girl, y'all.
00:03I don't use cash.
00:04I'm so sorry.
00:06Hey, y'all, it's Aaliyah Zinnerlude,
00:08and today I'm getting schooled by 17.
00:13I'll be tested in all different subjects,
00:15and the difficulty will range from first grade
00:18all the way to fifth.
00:19And we'll see if I pass.
00:21First class, history.
00:25Oh.
00:26First grade, starting off strong.
00:28How many original colonies were there?
00:30Girl, there were 13 colonies.
00:32I know that one.
00:34That's easy.
00:36What are the three branches of government
00:38set up in the U.S. Constitution?
00:40Judiciary is one.
00:42Legis...
00:44Oh my God, I don't know how to spell this.
00:46I'm so sorry.
00:47I'm sorry, America.
00:48Judiciary, legislative, and elects...
00:53I don't know it.
00:54I'm not gonna lie.
00:55I'm gonna just say electoral branch.
00:56I know that's not true.
00:59I knew it!
01:01Which ancient civilization is known for contributions
01:04to philosophy and the Olympic Games?
01:07Ooh, y'all making this too easy.
01:09It's the Greeks.
01:10Because I know Nike is a Greek god,
01:12and that gots to do with sports and stuff.
01:14Okay, we doing it, period.
01:16Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize
01:19and the only woman to win it in two different sciences?
01:23On some real, whoever this diva is, I stan,
01:27but she was really putting it to work.
01:30I don't know who that is, but I love her,
01:32and she ain't that.
01:33I'm gonna say Malala.
01:33I don't know what that's wrong, though.
01:35But she's a queen, so let me give her her 10s real quick.
01:38Marie Curie.
01:40Oh, period.
01:42I love that for her.
01:43Who was the first black actor to win an Oscar?
01:46Y'all, it's Halle Berry, the baddest.
01:47Catwoman, I think she won it for Catwoman, too.
01:50I'm pretty sure.
01:52I don't know, but yeah, I know that's the right answer.
01:55Oh!
01:57So, I actually didn't say any of that,
01:59and let me say Cicely Tyson,
02:01because I know she's a OG.
02:03Hattie McDaniel.
02:04No way.
02:05Okay, Hattie, I love that for you.
02:08Yeah, history wasn't my best subject, as you can tell,
02:11but yeah.
02:12Y'all, it's time for math.
02:14I love this.
02:16Okay, y'all, math time.
02:19Is a square a rectangle?
02:21I would say no.
02:22I think a square is a square,
02:23and a rectangle is a rectangle, period.
02:26A square is a rectangle.
02:27Oh, okay.
02:29But a rectangle is not a square.
02:31This is what I be talking about, y'all.
02:33Like, who made that?
02:35How many sides does a hexagon have?
02:38I believe it's six, period.
02:40If you have a NYC apartment that's 12 foot by 10 foot
02:45with no closets,
02:47what's the square footage of your apartment,
02:49and where will you keep your shoes?
02:51Fun fact, I actually did not go to third grade.
02:54I skipped third grade.
02:55So if I get this wrong, that is a valid excuse.
02:5912 times 10, though, I think,
03:01is how you would come about this.
03:04I think it would be 120 square footage.
03:07Is that even legal?
03:08That's insane.
03:10And where will you keep your shoes?
03:11You gonna have to keep them in the oven, girl.
03:13No shade.
03:14You don't have space for anything.
03:15Like, if that's correct.
03:17Hey, I know that's right.
03:20Okay.
03:21If you pull $1,000 from the ATM in $20 bills,
03:25how many bills will you get?
03:26I feel like cash is so retro.
03:28I'm an Apple Pay girl, y'all.
03:30I don't use cash.
03:31I'm so sorry.
03:33I would never pull $1,000 from the ATM
03:35because I use a card.
03:37That's such a Gen Z answer, but yeah.
03:39Okay, y'all, let me teach y'all a simple step.
03:42To do this, you're gonna have to use long division.
03:44500, zero.
03:48You would have 50 bills.
03:50Period.
03:51See, I said I was bad at math,
03:53but I'm low-key really good at math, y'all.
03:55No shade.
03:56What is the name of this theorem?
03:58A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
04:01That's Pythagorean's theorem.
04:02And I know that because that's low-key
04:05the only theorem I know.
04:06Yay.
04:09Okay, I ate that.
04:12Y'all need a tutor, let me know.
04:14Science.
04:16I actually wanted to be a scientist when I was growing up
04:18because I wanted to live in Antarctica so bad.
04:20That's still a thing that could happen.
04:22How many planets are in our solar system?
04:25This answer is six, but it used to be seven.
04:29But girl, they excommunicated Pluto when I was younger.
04:33It was insane.
04:34Justice for Pluto, because that was messed up.
04:37But yeah, six.
04:38No, you're not serious.
04:42Am I actually wrong?
04:43What?
04:44Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter,
04:49Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.
04:52Okay.
04:53But what does Google know, right?
04:57What is the boiling point of water at sea level
05:00in degrees in Celsius?
05:03I know boiling point is 100 degrees Fahrenheit,
05:08but I don't know what that is in Celsius.
05:10Well, in America we don't use Celsius as much as Fahrenheit,
05:15but I love the energy drink for sure.
05:16But I don't know that at all.
05:19No shade.
05:20You were correct at 100 degrees.
05:22Okay.
05:23But that's not right because it's in Celsius.
05:24Okay.
05:26My bad.
05:27Oh my God.
05:28I know I got this next one right,
05:29so I'm not even tripping about the last one.
05:31What natural phenomenon causes earthquakes?
05:34A, tectonic plates,
05:36B, climate change,
05:38C, drought,
05:40D, gravity.
05:42A, tectonic plates.
05:44I know that's right.
05:45Period.
05:46What is the basic unit of life?
05:49I feel like a proton.
05:51Is that a crazy answer?
05:53I low-key don't even know what a proton is,
05:55but I remember learning that that was a basic unit of life.
06:00Cell.
06:03Okay.
06:04So science was not my strong subject, obviously.
06:07And it's crazy because I took AP Bio,
06:09but I failed the exam for sure.
06:10So that explains a lot.
06:13Name three chemical elements.
06:15That's, that's light work.
06:17I would say hydrogen.
06:19You know, she's a chemical.
06:21Oxygen.
06:23Let me think of the periodic table.
06:26God.
06:27How do I not know any elements?
06:28This is so insane.
06:30I'm gonna say iron,
06:31because I feel like that's on a periodic table.
06:33Ay!
06:35Period.
06:36See, this is why you should never doubt yourself, y'all.
06:38Science wasn't my best subject,
06:40but I'm gonna move along
06:43and pretend that didn't happen.
06:44Elective.
06:45Oh, y'all are fancy here.
06:49Music.
06:50How many strings does a standard violin have?
06:53I know a violin has four strings,
06:55because I played violin for like six years.
06:58Period.
06:59What is a term for speed in music?
07:01I know it's tempo.
07:04Right.
07:06What instrument did Mozart call the king of instruments?
07:10I wanna say violin,
07:11but she's too petite to be a king.
07:13She's a girl.
07:15I would say a bass.
07:16Like a bass, a string bass.
07:19It's an organ.
07:20A organ?
07:22Okay, I could see that.
07:23I guess he can be the king,
07:25but it didn't really give that for me.
07:27Which American singer is referred to as the queen of soul?
07:31Why do I wanna say Aretha Franklin?
07:33Is that tea?
07:34Because I feel like she's a soul queen.
07:36Or we could say Diana Ross.
07:38Is that insane?
07:40Soul, soul, soul.
07:42I'm gonna say Aretha,
07:43because that's my queen.
07:45And she sang one of my favorite songs,
07:46so period.
07:48Ay!
07:50I'm doing so good, y'all.
07:52What year did Beyonce perform
07:54at the Super Bowl halftime show for the first time?
07:56If y'all know me, y'all know I love Beyonce.
07:58She performed at the Super Bowl halftime in 2013.
08:03Ay!
08:05That was good.
08:07I feel like the Mozart one was kind of just like a ball
08:10they threw in there to mess me up.
08:13Oh yeah, I'd definitely pass.
08:14We're going to the next grade, y'all.
08:16Period.
08:16We getting into a Ivy League.
08:20Bye, y'all.
08:21Thank you so much for watching me on Seventeen
08:23and Shreem English Teacher,
08:25because period.
08:27Pfft.
08:28Hehehe.
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