00:00It has been a banner year for the National Football League.
00:03Or should I call it the National Foodball League?
00:06From the very beginning, football has been a conspiracy to make us hungry.
00:10And we'll call this a pigskin.
00:12Make people crave bacon.
00:13Bacon. Bacon.
00:14And everybody loves bacon.
00:15I love bacon.
00:16They'd do anything to sell food.
00:17Coach, how come we only play on Sundays?
00:19Because nobody's eating ice cream Saturdays, kid.
00:22Cheese.
00:23So the Packers were named after meat packers.
00:25So what should we call the fans, Coach?
00:28Cheeseheads.
00:29Of course.
00:30Why do you think Buffalo got a team?
00:32These wings deserve a team.
00:34I figured out a good team name for Buffalo, Bill.
00:36Buffalo.
00:38Buffalo.
00:39And their biggest game? Come on.
00:41Our championship will be a Super Cup.
00:43Can't eat out of a cup, Ted.
00:45But a bowl?
00:47How about a Super Bowl?
00:50And we'll start naming players after appliances.
00:53Hey Coach, do I have to be called Refrigerator?
00:56Yes.
00:57And Peyton?
00:58He was a beef salesman.
00:59Omaha!
01:00Steak.
01:01Omaha!
01:02Steak.
01:03And they're still playing us.
01:04This year we're not even hiding it anymore.
01:06We have Super Bowl licks.
01:08For the halftime show presented by an apple.
01:11In a stadium named after...
01:13A stallion!
01:15A stallion!
01:18Matthew?
01:20Matthew!
01:21Yeah, hey.
01:22Sorry, sorry.
01:23Do you want me to make a movie about a football conspiracy?
01:26Yes.
01:27No.
01:28Come on, Greta.
01:29Bacon's in.
01:30Everybody loves bacon.
01:31No one believes that football is just some conspiracy to sell food.
01:35When football makes you hungry, order Uber Eats.
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