00:00Look, from the very beginning, football's been a conspiracy to make us hungry.
00:04Now let me tell you where it all started.
00:07And we'll call this a pigskin. Make people crave bacon.
00:10Everybody loves bacon.
00:11I love bacon.
00:12Bacon.
00:13Bacon.
00:14Ever ask yourself how Buffalo got a team?
00:16These wings deserve a team.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Hey, figure out a good team name for Buffalo, Bill.
00:20Uh...
00:21Buffalo.
00:22Buffalo.
00:23They'd do anything to sell food.
00:25Do I have to be called refrigerator?
00:27Yes.
00:28Even Peyton was in on it.
00:29Omaha!
00:30Steak.
00:31Omaha!
00:32Steak.
00:33And you're still at it.
00:34This year, we got a halftime show presented by an apple.
00:36In a stadium named after...
00:38A stallion!
00:40A stallion!
00:44Matthew!
00:45Yeah, hey.
00:46Sorry, sorry. You want me to make a movie about a football conspiracy?
00:50Come on, Greta. Bacon's in.
00:52Everybody loves bacon.
00:54No one believes that football was invented to sell food.
00:57When football makes you hungry, order Uber Eats.
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