00:00Uh, breaking news, papitos.
00:03Papa is smiling.
00:06The question is, what are you smiling about?
00:08Oh, I can't tell you.
00:10You'll say I'm mean.
00:12But I bought Junior a puppy.
00:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19But that's wonderful.
00:21That's the kind of grand gesture I was talking about.
00:23Yes, yes, and you were right.
00:26You see, the kids love it, which is perfect.
00:28Why?
00:29Because, Batman, it will be harder
00:32for them to get rid of it.
00:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38OK, well, riddle me this, Papa.
00:41Why would they ever get rid of it?
00:43I thought you'd never ask.
00:45Because I had Junior tested for allergies when he was a child.
00:49And he came back 99.99% allergic to pet dander.
00:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00OK, but he may have outgrown that.
01:02I thought the same thing, until he actually
01:05sneezed in the puppy's face.
01:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:13So this is you teaching him a lesson.
01:15No, more diabolical than that.
01:18The puppy is teaching him the lesson.
01:22You see, my dad used to say, there are some people,
01:25you push them out of the way of a speeding bus,
01:28and they'll say, thank you, you saved my life.
01:32And then there's others that'll say, hey, man, you pushed me.
01:36Junior is the, hey, man, you pushed me guy,
01:40when he needs to be the, thank you, you saved my life guy.
01:47I can only imagine what he's going
01:49through this very second.
01:51Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:58I can only imagine what he's going through this second.
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