00:00Dad, come on, man. This is an emergency. I need your help.
00:05Can't you see I'm on the floor, Forrest?
00:19Oh my God, Dad. Are you able to loan me some money?
00:24I've got to get a replacement for this wedding ring before Nina kills me. It's the third time I've lost it.
00:29I have a question for you, son. You ever ask yourself, hey, why was Dad on the floor?
00:36He hurt your back?
00:37Yes. My sciatica's acting up.
00:39Okay, well you should go to the doctor then.
00:41No, you know I don't do doctors. First time I went to the doctor, they gave me diabetes.
00:46You mean they discovered you had diabetes?
00:48No. Everything was fine until they told me I had diabetes. Now I can't eat nothing sweet except toothpaste.
00:56Oh, is that why you always steal the kids' bubblegum toothpaste?
00:59Yes, it's delicious.
01:04Oh, easy. Just easy, easy.
01:08Okay.
01:14Okay.
01:15So, um, I already have half the money for the ring. I just need the other $997.52.
01:23I'll tell you what, Mr. Sensitive. I'll loan you the money if you help me out until my back gets better.
01:28Okay.
01:29Yeah, and your first job is to get me a toilet that doesn't break on me.
01:33You got it, champ. Top of the line. You deserve it.
01:37Oh!
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