Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Ki President Obama Say America Mein Mulaqat

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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar. Hoshi yaar yaar.

00:02Welcome back, viewers.

00:04Mr. Chaudhary and his son Goldie have come to us during the break.

00:07They have a very big bag with them.

00:09Let's ask them what's the matter.

00:11Greetings.

00:11How are you, Mr. Haroon?

00:13I'm absolutely fine.

00:14It's been a long time since we last met.

00:16Do you know where Chaudhary has gone?

00:18No.

00:18Okay.

00:19No?

00:20You should've told me earlier.

00:22You've ruined it again.

00:23Mr. Chaudhary, you're from a different panchayat.

00:25Why don't you change his name from Goldie to him?

00:28He's still Goldie.

00:29He's my future son-in-law.

00:32What's the matter, Mr. Chaudhary?

00:33Why are you being so formal?

00:35I like formalities.

00:40Why have you brought a bag today?

00:42I thought you were going to stay here for four days.

00:45No, I can't even think of that.

00:47We went to America the other day.

00:50What?

00:51You went to America?

00:52Yes, we went to America.

00:53Goldie is bored at home.

00:55He's doing an interview.

00:57Why is he doing an interview when he's supposed to be here?

01:00What do you mean by he's supposed to be here?

01:01He's a big sponsor.

01:03When he asked you what is your purpose of the visit to the US,

01:06what did you say?

01:07He didn't ask me anything.

01:08What did he ask you?

01:09He asked me why I was going there.

01:11I told him that I spoke Farsi.

01:13He must've spoken Urdu.

01:14That's not possible.

01:15He asked me if I spoke English, Urdu or Punjabi.

01:18We're not talking about immigration.

01:20We're talking about the interview.

01:21It's your interview.

01:22He's a big sponsor.

01:24Is that so?

01:24I've heard that performers get visas from Ram.

01:27You must've said that you're a Jumar party.

01:30What?

01:33I'm sure he went there with his father.

01:36The British respected me a lot.

01:38That's our pride.

01:40We should be proud of it.

01:41It's our culture and our language.

01:43We don't do what we're told.

01:45You were sitting next to him on the plane.

01:47Business class.

01:48I see.

01:48Now he's sitting behind me.

01:50Business class.

01:52He started making money on the way.

01:54How?

01:55Goldie kept a chair for him in the bathroom.

01:59Business class is the most important thing.

02:01Is it?

02:02Yes.

02:03He's been talking about business class for a long time.

02:07He's never sat on a plane before.

02:10Is it your first time?

02:11I've sat on a roster before.

02:13Okay.

02:14He said that he's never sat on a roster before.

02:18Chaudhary, did you go to Las Vegas?

02:20Yes, I went to Las Vegas.

02:21Chaudhary, people lose a lot of things there.

02:23You came back with gold.

02:25I've kept it on the machine.

02:27It doesn't work.

02:30Did you go to San Francisco?

02:31Did you see the Golden Gate Bridge?

02:32Yes, I saw it.

02:33What colour was it?

02:35It was golden when it wasn't there.

02:37He didn't go to America.

02:40Goldie, did you lose it?

02:43No, we took it with our culture.

02:45What culture are you talking about?

02:47You left the culture here.

02:49I'm talking about the culture.

02:51Who did you meet there?

02:52I met Obama.

02:53What?

02:54Did you meet Obama?

02:56He's a culture cousin from a far off place.

02:59When Chaudhary met Obama, he said that he'll meet him.

03:03He said that he'll meet Obama.

03:06How did you meet Obama?

03:07There are many secrets in women.

03:10Forget it.

03:11You can tell me whenever you want to go.

03:12Okay.

03:13I'll welcome you wherever you go.

03:15What's in it?

03:16I'll tell you.

03:17He's an actor.

03:19He's been on many shows.

03:20Which actor has been on our show?

03:22Angelina Jolie.

03:23What?

03:24Angelina Jolie?

03:25I don't watch Angelina Jolie.

03:27I watch Angelina Julie.

03:30She's just got a divorce.

03:32I'm not interested in her.

03:35If you met Angelina Jolie,

03:37why did you separate from Brad Pitt?

03:40There are fights at home.

03:41But I don't care.

03:43When I don't have respect there,

03:44I tell her to leave when she comes to me.

03:50Now what should I tell you?

03:52Angelina Jolie cried in front of me.

03:56Angelina Jolie cried in front of you?

03:58I don't want her to cry.

04:02Angelina Jolie is very active in social activities.

04:06Yes, she is.

04:06She has opened her mouth to people.

04:08She has brought many children from Africa.

04:11Now I'll tell you something.

04:12Angelina Jolie is not the same anymore.

04:14She has become old.

04:15Yes.

04:16It's obvious.

04:17Believe me.

04:18I saw her today.

04:20I couldn't control my tears.

04:23Didn't Melania Trump tell you anything?

04:26You don't even talk to your husband about her.

04:28She called me.

04:29I'm on the road.

04:32How did you get Melania's call?

04:34Didn't your grandmother call you?

04:37I'll take you on a trip next season.

04:40Yes.

04:40I've brought you there.

04:41I didn't buy anything for myself.

04:44Really?

04:45I'll love you so much.

04:46Wow.

04:47With all my heart.

04:49You're laughing at my smile.

04:51Navid, keep the bag in the car.

04:52No.

04:53I'll share it with everyone.

04:54Don't be so hasty.

04:55Okay.

04:56I've brought it for everyone.

04:58Open it.

05:01First of all, to the angels.

05:03Greetings to us.

05:07Here.

05:08Give this to your aunt.

05:09It's a special gift.

05:10Take it.

05:12Take it.

05:13It's a special gift.

05:14No, it's nothing.

05:15No.

05:16It's a special gift.

05:18You didn't have to be so formal.

05:21You didn't have to be so formal.

05:23It's a gift.

05:26Check which perfume it is.

05:28Mr. Arun, it must be a perfume.

05:30Mr. Arun, keep it there.

05:32I've never seen this kind of perfume.

05:35It's for America's special function.

05:37It's for delegations.

05:39You're a delegation.

05:41What have you brought?

05:43It's a panjiri.

05:44Panjiri?

05:46You've brought a panjiri?

05:47It's an imported panjiri.

05:49When there's a conference in Goa,

05:51you'll have to clap for it.

05:53Mr. Arun, it looks like you've got a new kid.

06:00Give it to me.

06:01I'll get another one.

06:02Yes.

06:03This is the real thing.

06:05If it's a gift, it must be yours.

06:07No, it's a special gift.

06:10Let it be.

06:11Give it to me.

06:12Okay, take it.

06:13Let it be.

06:14Okay.

06:15Wow.

06:16Now, look at what's inside.

06:17This is heavy.

06:18This is heavy.

06:20What is this?

06:21What is this?

06:22Horses.

06:23Horses?

06:24Horses are bought by people like you.

06:25Give it to him.

06:26You've brought panjiri and jaggery for him from America?

06:30Do you know what this is?

06:31Yes.

06:31Four suits for your six kids.

06:36Tom Cruise gave this to me.

06:40Tom Cruise gave you this envelope?

06:42Yes.

06:43He said he's going to sell it.

06:45Tom Cruise is going to sell it?

06:47When he sells something, he sells it.

06:50He has farmland. He must be making jaggery.

06:53Okay.

06:54Okay, Tom Cruise gave it to you.

06:55Why does this look like a Lahore envelope?

06:57The packing is so packed that it's hard to pack it.

07:03Listen to me.

07:03Is this a way to get something?

07:06Yes.

07:06Keep it in the car.

07:07Okay.

07:09Very good, sir.

07:10Mr. Arun, do you think you're a captain?

07:12He's a captain.

07:14Give it to him.

07:15Give it to him.

07:15There are more things.

07:16Sell it to him.

07:17He's going to give all these things to aunt.

07:20He'll give it to her.

07:21He does everything according to her wishes.

07:23He'll give it to the elders and give it to the younger ones.

07:25Sir, it's not your happy birthday today.

07:27Happy birthday to you.

07:29I don't know when it is.

07:31Use that day.

07:32I don't know when it is.

07:34Birthday.

07:35Wow.

07:35Birthday.

07:37What is this?

07:38What is it?

07:39It's for my birthday.

07:41I've hidden it in the closet.

07:46I've given it to my uncle.

07:47Wow.

07:48This is a saag.

07:51This is a Washington saag.

07:52Saag.

07:53You'll know the culture if you eat one.

07:57Here you go.

07:59This is a real saag.

08:01Oh, wow.

08:02If the saag is good, I'll eat it.

08:04Do you only need the tempering?

08:06I think he's giving you everything as a no.

08:10Look at the saag.

08:12Look at this.

08:13There are so many people.

08:14You should've brought more.

08:15It's imported.

08:19Do you have corn bread?

08:20Manuka honey.

08:22It's Manuka honey.

08:23Manuka honey.

08:24Yes.

08:25If you don't have it, I'll give it to you later.

08:29Listen to me.

08:30When you went to buy the jaggery,

08:32did I tell you which perfume I like?

08:35No, no.

08:36When you were in the closet,

08:38the pressure that comes out of it,

08:40I could smell the jaggery from the clothes.

08:43Here, Irja.

08:45I got it for you.

08:46Wear it.

08:48Oh.

08:49Look at this.

08:50It's a good thing for you.

08:51Wow.

08:52Yes, it's a good thing.

08:53Here.

08:54It's all in your name.

08:55I saw it myself.

08:56It's all in your name.

08:57There's no brand mentioned on it.

09:00I'll get it for you.

09:01Why?

09:02When it's open, you'll get out of it.

09:06All the best.

09:12Ladies and Gentlemen, that's it for today.

09:14See you after the break.

Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Ki President Obama Say America Mein Mulaqat

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