Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Par Hogi Dollars Ki Barish

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00:00Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

00:02Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...

00:04Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

00:06Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...

00:08Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

00:10Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...

00:12Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...

00:15Welcome back, dear viewers.

00:16We're joined by the oppressed Malangi.

00:19Let's hear from him.

00:20Let's see what he has to say today.

00:21Sir, you're a welcoming guest in such cold weather.

00:24Yes.

00:24I'm not thanking you for anything.

00:26You're welcome.

00:27Yes.

00:28Abud?

00:29Yes, sir.

00:30Why did you ask for water, son?

00:32You know, sir, you were in trouble in the last show as well.

00:37You got beaten up, and then a big thief came along with a shoe, Ram.

00:42I don't know anyone else. They always bring him along.

00:45Muzloom Malangi? Who calls Muzloom Malangi?

00:47Someone comes here on his own.

00:48I don't know, sir. They bring criminals along.

00:50They don't have any talent. They just come.

00:52Who called you, Toriya Jaya?

00:55Who called you, Gitteya Jaya?

00:57Who called you, Sukheya Jaya?

00:59Who called you, Aniya Jaya?

01:01Who called you, Tikheya Jaya?

01:03Who called you, Ganjaya Jaya?

01:05Who called you, my brother-in-law Jaya?

01:12Before we start singing,

01:14take a look at the money we have with us today.

01:16Thank you. Thank you.

01:17You're welcome. Go ahead and sing.

01:19I know that you take good care of us.

01:21But it's been two or three days

01:23and we haven't been able to do anything for you.

01:25We've only been able to give you money.

01:26No, no. We'll give you money today.

01:28Look at this. Dollars. We'll give you dollars.

01:31Look, if you present us with such an art,

01:34then we'll give you money.

01:36Yes.

01:36If you don't give us money, I'll hit you with a knife.

01:41You look like Attaullah Khan, Isha Khelvi,

01:45Shaukat Ali, Inayat Sen, Bhatti..

01:47Big people.

01:48Alam Lohar..

01:49Big people.

01:49And you don't go out.

01:51You go to Canada, UK, here and there, America.

01:54Where do you go?

01:55I want to go, but I can't.

01:57Why? What do they say?

01:58No, no. It's a drug.

02:02Come on, show us your performance.

02:05No, not today. I can't dance too much.

02:07Why?

02:07Believe me, I've sold my kidney for Rs. 35,000.

02:10Yes, yes.

02:11And I've sold it for Rs. 35,000.

02:13Okay, the one who bought the kidney,

02:15did he buy it to put it on?

02:16No, to cook it.

02:18Yes, yes, yes.

02:19That's why I sold it for Rs. 35,000.

02:21The kidney in front of you is popping.

02:23And he doesn't want to eat it himself.

02:25Then?

02:25For the cats.

02:27Okay, how did you pay the bill last month?

02:29I sold my mother's kidney.

02:30Oh, wow!

02:32It's a good thing, isn't it?

02:35If you don't have good conditions for a year or two,

02:37you'll be a shopper.

02:40The audience shouldn't wait for so long.

02:42Sir, please present it.

02:43The kidney that I'm presenting today..

02:44Yes, yes.

02:45Sir, I've made a desi cow of my own company.

02:48Wow!

02:48To prove it wrong, the company

02:50has given me a cash reward of Rs. 10,000.

02:52Wow!

02:52Okay, listen.

02:53Listen.

02:55I've never bought a new power bar

02:59and I've never bought an apple.

03:02Wow!

03:03He's never bought an apple and he's never bought a new power bar.

03:06I've fought with the world

03:09and I've convinced my eyes.

03:13Wow!

03:13Wow, wow, wow, wow!

03:16I've given the blood of my heart

03:19to those who are above me.

03:22Wow!

03:23Wow, wow, wow, wow!

03:25He's a magician.

03:26He's a poet, but he's still talking nonsense.

03:30I've never bought a new power bar

03:33and I've convinced my eyes.

03:36I've never bought an apple

03:40and I've fought with the world

03:44and I've convinced my eyes.

03:47Wow!

03:48Wow, wow, wow!

03:48I've given the blood of my heart

03:53to those who are above me.

03:56Wow!

03:58I've never bought a new power bar

04:01and I've convinced my eyes.

04:03Wow!

04:04Wow, wow, wow, wow!

04:06Wow, wow, wow, wow!

04:09I've become a poison.

04:10I've become..

04:10What?

04:11Okay.

04:12I've become a poison.

04:13I've become a poison.

04:14Get up a little.

04:15Get up a little.

04:16No, no.

04:19Get up a little.

04:20I've become a poison.

04:22You sang a nice song.

04:23I sang a nice song.

04:25Don't take a lot of money.

04:28Wow, wow, wow!

04:30Wow, wow, wow!

04:34I've become a poison.

04:35I've become a poison.

04:37Get up a little.

04:38Get up a little.

04:41He's saying it to him.

04:42I've become a poison.

04:44He's become a poison.

04:45I've become a poison.

04:47I've become a poison.

04:49Wow, wow, wow!

04:53Very good!

04:54Wow, wow, wow!

04:55I've become a poison.

04:58I've become a poison.

05:02Go more.

05:03Everyone!

05:05I've become a poison.

05:08I've become a poison.

05:10Come here.

05:11Come here.

05:12Why is he moving?

05:13Play the dhol. The boy is dancing.

05:18Come on.

05:22Here you go.

05:23Do one thing.

05:24Dance. Come here.

05:25Come on.

05:30He's here. He's here.

05:32He's here.

05:34He's here.

05:35He's here. He's here.

05:37He's here.

05:39He's here.

05:41He's here.

05:43He's so lost that he's lost his way.

05:46Go around ten times. You'll get all the money.

05:48Sister, the more he roams, the more free he is.

05:52I don't understand one thing.

05:54Why does he roam around?

05:55He's so lost that he's lost his way.

05:58He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:00He's crazy.

06:03He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:06Why does he dance? Why does he dance?

06:09He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:12He's crazy.

06:14Come on, give me a catapult.

06:15He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:18He's here. He's here.

06:19Nobody is dancing.

06:22You'll get everything.

06:26Why does he dance? Why does he dance?

06:29He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:31He's crazy. He's crazy.

06:33How arrogant!

06:35Bismillah karam.

06:37Oh, my dear, my love.

06:40Oh, my dear, my love.

06:44Why don't you get up?

06:45Why don't you get up?

06:47I am telling you, my love.

06:50Bismillah karam.

06:53Bismillah karam.

06:56Bring it. Bismillah karam.

06:57Bismillah karam.

06:58I am bringing it.

07:00Give it to me.

07:01It's going to rain dollars today.

07:03Do you have money? You must be rich.

07:06After a long time, I have got the brains of a poet.

07:11Oh, my God.

07:12It was dollars today.

07:14Oh, my God.

07:15I will search for you everywhere.

07:16Listen to me.

07:18This is not for you.

07:19Oh, my God.

07:20You can keep the money.

07:22What will I do with it?

07:25Rs. 10,000 is deducted.

07:26What?

07:27What do you mean?

07:28What do you mean?

07:29I have given you the money.

07:30Give it to me. Give it to the people.

07:32Oh, my God.

07:34Who has kept the money?

07:36I will search for you everywhere.

07:38Get up.

07:41No.

07:41Thank God, I don't have money now.

07:47I don't have money.

07:50The audience has given us the money.

07:52Give it to us.

07:53People will be encouraged.

07:54We have a short break.

07:56Don't go anywhere.

07:56We will meet after the break.

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