00:00Hang on. Talk to me Tony. What? What?
00:07Oh Jesus, they've absolutely, sorry, they've screwed something up here.
00:12You what? You're telling me you've lost 600 monkeys in Dusseldorf?
00:19You are joking. What? Who's in charge of that operation?
00:27If it's Brian, he's out. Yeah, I'm telling you that right now.
00:30Don't export anything through Germany. Little f***ing sausage munching b******.
00:35I'm Percy. Business guy, business guru. I'm good at what I do.
00:41I'm nice, I'm fair, but I'm also hard. Not, well that sounded rough.
00:45You have till midday to get me those marsupials back, yeah, or you're out. I don't care.
00:50I've got a diverse portfolio basically. I can put my fingers on anything and make it bleed money.
00:56Where are the monkeys now then? Dusseldorf. Stuck in the docks.
01:00They're in a container and they haven't got through customs and I don't know what we're going to do.
01:04Because I needed them delivered on Monday to Swindon.
01:08I mean I think everybody needs to be in touch all the time. We live in a 24 hour, 365 day society.
01:13You've got to jump on that. You've got to have a meeting. You've got to sort it out.
01:19Yes, what is it? I'm actually in a cathedral at the moment, so trying to get a little bit of, well, peace.
01:29Yeah. What? He's here?
01:33I work for Percy. I work for him. He's a great boss. Really great guy.
01:37He pays me, you know, when he can.
01:42What is it? It's gone. It's all gone.
01:46What's gone? The money. What are you talking about?
01:49It's all gone. We don't have any money.
01:53What are you talking about?
01:55The bailiffs, they hate that. They've taken all...
01:58What are you talking about?
02:00I don't know. They've taken all my things. They've taken my children.
02:05What? Why didn't you do that? I leave you for one second.
02:10We're in queue four. We've just lost everything.
02:15We're in queue four. I told you about this already.
02:18I thought there was a queue five.
02:19Yeah, for Percy, it's all about work-life balance.
02:22Work-life balance is something woke pussies do, to be honest.
02:26I mean, what's work-life balance mean? My life is my work, so my work-life balance is 100%.
02:31100% work, 0% play, 0% pussy.
02:35I mean, I'm married, but I don't mean it in that way.
02:38I'm literally in my wits' end.
02:42I can't right now. He's here. There he is.
02:50My wife and I, you know, we bicker occasionally.
02:53Are you lovers or something? What's going on here?
02:55No, we've just got a meeting. We've got to do a meeting.
02:57You're just fuckers, aren't you? What is it? You want work or sex?
03:01I need to take a meeting right now and then maybe sex later. I don't know.
03:05PHONE RINGS
03:08Yes, hello?
03:09I don't understand it. He carries a landline phone around with him, which is just mad.
03:14Mobile phones are for losers, drug dealers, hippies.
03:17You need a landline, otherwise you're just a waste of space.
03:22We've got cheese problems. The P&L is absolutely gone.
03:26What do you mean? It's tanked.
03:28The body's falling out the market, OK? Cheese is gone?
03:31I get it. A landline number looks more professional,
03:34but you can't carry a landline phone around with you.
03:36We're in Q3. You should have sorted this out. Go. Thank you.
03:41Jesus.
03:45I'm in truth time. You know, I'm fine. I'm absolutely brilliant at stuff,
03:50but I've not been feeling mentally fully there.
03:53You don't know where self-help books are, do you?
03:56I'm having about this close to a breakdown.
03:59He should get a virtual business number for his mobile.
04:02He should set custom open hours so people don't harass him.
04:06And, of course, you can get one from Air Landline.
04:08Air Landline? Yes, for your mobile phone.
04:10What are you even connected to?
04:12He said I had to get rid of the actual landline.
04:15And what's the point of having a landline if you haven't got one?
04:18Oh! Shit, I just ran over a child.
04:21I don't need this. No.
04:23Well, what would I do with it? Get rid of it. Really?
04:27Just like that? Yeah.
04:31I have! It feels great!
04:33It's amazing! There you go. That's good.
04:36That's Air Landline for you. I like this.
04:39Someone should make an ad about this.
04:41It would be a fine thing. Yeah, that wouldn't fucking happen.
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