00:00Last up, the state versus Fred Norton.
00:03The defendant is charged with trespassing
00:05after he refused to leave a Christmas party.
00:07I couldn't leave before those fine people
00:09heard all about the suckiest vacuum cleaner money can buy.
00:13Or my name isn't Sam Sneed.
00:17But that isn't your name.
00:18According to your driver's license, you're Fred Norton.
00:21And you're not a salesman, you're an actor.
00:24And it says here you're really willing to do nudity.
00:28The defendant was hired to run a murder mystery holiday party
00:32and wouldn't break character
00:33even after it was made clear everyone wanted it to be over.
00:37Wanting it to be over is implied when you said murder mystery party.
00:41Hey, murder mystery parties are not on trial.
00:44If so, I'd have to recuse myself because I love them.
00:48Everyone gets dressed up, the lights go out,
00:50there's a dead body and you have to figure out who did it
00:52and why my date disappeared into a bedroom with a different person.
00:57I've got the perfect way to keep your man happy this Christmas.
01:00The Staininator 3000.
01:03Would you care for a demonstration, ma'am?
01:06Ma'am.
01:09Is this because somebody said I was eating yogurt earlier?
01:12Mr. Norton, it would really help your cause
01:14if you would just speak as yourself.
01:16This is a court of law, not a murder mystery dinner.
01:21Oh, no!
01:23Fulbert's dead!
01:25Why?
01:28Take me instead!
01:30Oh, wait.
01:32Take Dan!
01:36Sorry, darkness instantly puts me to sleep.
01:41I am very dangerous driving through tunnels.
01:44Judge, your chair.
01:48Your next ho-ho-ho.
01:53Uh, your first death threat.
01:56No one move.
01:58You're going to want to remember this.
01:59I'll get a camera!
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