Only a Crime in Texas on NBC's Comedy Night Court

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Watch the official "Only a Crime in Texas" clip from the NBC comedy series Night Court, created by Reinhold Weege.  Night Court Cast:  Melissa Rauch, John Larroquette, India de Beaufort, Kapil Talwalkar, Lacretta and Dimiter Marinov  Stream Night Court Season 1 now on Peacock!

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00:00 (audience laughing)

00:01 - Mr. Buchwald, I noticed this is your first run-in

00:06 with the law.

00:07 You'll also see here on your intake forms

00:08 you misspelled a couple words.

00:10 You transposed your vowels a few times.

00:13 By any chance are you dyslexic?

00:15 - I am, your honor, but it's my understanding

00:17 that's only a crime in Texas.

00:19 (audience laughing)

00:20 - And does this condition make it difficult to say,

00:22 type in a bathroom security code?

00:24 - Objection, the judge is doing his job.

00:26 (audience laughing)

00:27 - Court finds in favor of defense

00:29 on the basis of disability.

00:30 Case dismissed.

00:32 - Good catch, we make a great team, huh?

00:34 (audience laughing)

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