00:00I'll make it right to the point.
00:01I call this meeting to disclose a relationship
00:03with a co-worker.
00:04This woman tried to kill me.
00:07Okay, so on the form, I'll just put other.
00:09Oh, nevermind.
00:11Kill me is on here.
00:13I guess I should also disclose
00:14that we are in a relationship, but that's it.
00:17No other relationships to disclose.
00:18So meeting over?
00:21No, but I do need to keep this brief.
00:23I'm visiting my mom at the hospital.
00:24She's fine, but she just got some work done
00:26on what she calls her man catchers.
00:30My therapist said conversations like that
00:31are why I got into HR.
00:34Peke is extra close with his mom
00:35because he doesn't know who his dad is.
00:38No one does.
00:39Fine, yeah, and my dad wrestled alligators,
00:41and your dad was a judge who also did magic.
00:43Now we're all caught up on dads.
00:45Can we get back to the woman who clearly took this job
00:47to exact some horrible revenge on me?
00:50Dan, six months ago, you would've been spot on.
00:53I mean, yeah, old Julianne would definitely
00:55have conned her way out of prison
00:56and lied herself into this job
00:58just so she could watch you squirm.
01:02But that Julianne is gone.
01:04I killed her.
01:06Cheetah?
01:09Let's say for the moment that I believe you,
01:11which I don't, you could be a prosecutor anywhere.
01:14If this is not some sort of sick game of cat and mouse,
01:18why did you choose the one courthouse
01:20with this juicy little mouse?
01:23Because hardly any judges in this city
01:27signed up for Operation Second Chance.
01:29One judge signed up 40 times.
01:34You signed off of this and kept it from me.
01:36I'm not keeping things from you.
01:38Why does that keep coming up?
01:40I don't think it has,
01:41unless you're keeping things from me.
01:42Not keeping things!
01:45Look, I had no idea the new prosecutor was Julianne,
01:48but her record's been expunged.
01:50I got a glowing letter from her parole officer.
01:52Oh, and she was vice president of the knitting club.
01:55They gave her needles in prison.
01:57How bad could she be?
01:59Great, I've always wanted to be trapped in a macrame net.
02:02Oh, Dan, macrame couldn't hold a guy like you
02:05for more than three minutes.
02:09Julianne's our prosecutor.
02:10We just have to make it work.
02:11Like one big happy family.
02:13Not a family.
02:14No one's family.
02:15We would have disclosed that earlier
02:16when we were disclosing things.
02:18I think I know what's going on here.
02:21No time for theories.
02:21Jake has to go see his mom's new rack.
02:23Come on.
02:24She sent me pictures,
02:25but she said they don't do them justice.
02:28The last time I saw Dan, we kissed.
02:31And I think he's upset because it meant more to him
02:34than it did to me.
02:37Oh, that's a lie.
02:41I rock your face.
02:43I am telling you, she is a wolf in sheep's clothing,
02:46and I'm a juicy little spring lamb.
02:50You just said you were a juicy mouse.
02:53Since that's the third use,
02:54juicy is what we in HR call a problem word.
02:58Just pipe down, young man.
02:59I'm old enough to be your father.
03:01Okay, meeting's over.
03:02Good stuff.
03:02Everyone's happy.
03:03Happy.
03:04Let's skedaddy.
03:05Skedaddle.
03:06Get out!
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