Kick-Ass 2 All Bosses (PC, X360, PS3)

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00:00HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! You should never have come here, fool.

00:05When we're done with you, the only thing left will be your putrid corpse, lying in disgusting pools of blood and mud.

00:11Cut the crap, Edgar Allan Poe.

00:13Silence! You'll be food for worms and rats. The Black Death looms over you. Welcome to your doom.

00:21That last line is from the first boss in Outer Peace.

00:24What? Damn, well, welcome to your... to your...

00:30You're getting your ass ripped, you son of a bitch.

00:33Well, that one's new.

00:43Let's see how good you are, good job.

00:55Take that!

00:57Welcome to London, you son of a bitch!

01:00Stay still, you jackass!

01:03Get him off your feet!

01:18Take that! Right in your fucking face!

01:25Ow!

01:32Ow! Ow!

01:34Ow!

01:41Want some of this, shithead?

01:45Black Death!

01:49Take that!

01:55Don't even think about getting up unless you want me to bust your balls.

01:59As you wish, kickass. You may have won the first battle, but we will win the war.

02:04We will eliminate you all. Not one masked freak will remain standing in this city.

02:09Well, now you're wearing a mask too.

02:12Dammit, you know what I mean. Masks are good guys.

02:15Shit, man, what do you want? I'm just following orders. A rich nutcase pays me to say this crap.

02:21A rich nutcase? Who?

02:23I don't know him personally, but he says it's too soon to have a good name.

02:26The big idiot says he's going to become the first supervillain in history.

02:30Oh yeah? Well, that dumb shit's gonna have to deal with the first supervillain in history.

02:38Hi. What the fuck?

02:40Game's over, Carnage.

02:41Who the fuck are you?

02:42I'm the good guy.

02:44You're a dead man. That's why I'm gonna butcher your guts.

02:48Really? First Black Death was going to give us a Black Death, and now Carnage wants to butcher us.

02:53Any of you nutcases called Lady PJ?

02:56Because I'm just dying to beat on her.

02:59You son of a bitch.

03:08Come on, come on. I can take you all.

03:11Take that, you son of a bitch.

03:18Ha!

03:20Ha!

03:23Ah!

03:25Gah!

03:27Ugh!

03:30Hmph!

03:32Hyah!

03:33Die!

03:35Ugh!

03:37Ugh!

03:39I hate you!

03:40I'm Gingers Carnage!

03:45Ugh!

03:49Ha!

03:52Hyah!

03:55No weapons.

03:57Take that, you son of a bitch.

03:59Ha!

04:00Ugh!

04:01Ha!

04:04Ha!

04:05Ha!

04:06Ha!

04:07Ha!

04:09Ha!

04:15Ugh!

04:18Ha!

04:19Hmph!

04:20Bastard!

04:23Ha!

04:24Ha!

04:26I'm gonna rip out your fucking gut and stir fire!

04:29One-two, one-two, you son of a bitch!

04:31Ugh!

04:34Hmph!

04:37Ugh!

04:40Ugh!

04:41I'm gonna toss your corpse on the city dump.

04:45Hmph!

04:46Ah!

04:47Ugh!

04:48The bigger they come, the harder they fall.

04:52Ah!

04:57Ugh!

04:58Ha!

04:59Ugh!

05:00Scumbag!

05:01Ugh!

05:02Ugh!

05:03You want some more, shithead?

05:04Come here, you fucking jerk!

05:07Ugh!

05:11Jesus!

05:12What kind of Dolph Lundgren-Bridgette-Nielsen hybrid are you, for Christ's sake?

05:16I am Mother Russia.

05:17Be really careful with her, kid-ass.

05:19That woman is very dangerous.

05:21Mother Russia?

05:22Shouldn't you call yourself Soviet Mother or something like that?

05:26I mean, you're wearing the sickle and hammer on your...

05:29Hmph!

05:30Very funny.

05:31I'm going to teach you sickle and hammer for real, boy.

05:36Oh!

05:39I'm over it!

05:40You're a pathetic worm!

05:43Take that!

05:44Ugh!

05:46Yes!

05:50Ugh!

05:53Ugh!

05:57Yeah!

05:58Right in your fucking face!

05:59Take that!

06:01We're invincible!

06:04Ugh!

06:06Hey!

06:07Ah!

06:08Ugh!

06:09Ah!

06:12Ugh!

06:14You're a faggot, Pennsylvania.

06:16Ugh!

06:17Ugh!

06:18Ugh!

06:21Ugh!

06:22Ugh!

06:23Ugh!

06:25Die already!

06:30Ah!

06:34Ugh!

06:36Ha!

06:37Hyah!

06:39Bastard!

06:40Punk!

06:42Ha!

06:46Ow!

06:48Ugh!

06:51Ugh!

06:52Ugh!

06:55Ow!

07:00You're going to keep running now?

07:02You're not such hot shit without your thugs around, are you?

07:05You think I split it over here to invite you to the tavern on the Queen, you twerp?

07:09Now you're going to eat radiation and...

07:11Yeah, yeah.

07:12But I'm going to die of a tumor.

07:14That right?

07:15You're more predictable than the villains of the fucking Power Rangers.

07:18Enough chit-chat.

07:19Let's get down to business, Guns N' Bases.

07:26Ow!

07:27Fuck you, man!

07:28Ha!

07:29Ugh!

07:33Ugh!

07:41Get out of here!

07:57What are you doing, dipshit?

07:59You can't beat me!

08:03Ugh!

08:11Ugh!

08:13Come on, come on!

08:14I can take you all!

08:15Ugh!

08:16Ugh!

08:18Ugh!

08:20Ha!

08:21Ugh!

08:22Take that!

08:23A souvenir from the New York Yankees!

08:26You want some of my shithead?

08:28I'm just a kid!

08:29Hyah!

08:31One-two, one-two, you son of a bitch!

08:45Take that!

08:46A souvenir from the New York Yankees!

08:50Ugh!

08:52Ugh!

08:54Ugh!

08:57Hyah!

08:59Ugh!

09:01Ugh!

09:03Ugh!

09:04Ha!

09:10Ugh!

09:13Hyah!

09:15Ugh!

09:16Ugh!

09:17Ugh!

09:19Ugh!

09:21Ugh!

09:22Ha!

09:25Ha!

09:26Ugh!

09:28Wow

09:59Right in your fucking face

10:02Right in your fucking face

10:03You want more, tubby tumor?

10:05We know Chris D'Amico is the motherfucker

10:07Where's he hiding?

10:08Suck my dick

10:10Let me take care of this

10:11I've got some pliers

10:12I'm going to make this guy eat his own dick

10:17Hitgirl, are you alright?

10:19She's good, but she depends on her weapons too much

10:23What happens when someone takes away her toys?

10:27Come on, Hitgirl, answer me

10:31You are right

10:32That bitch was made of steel

10:34We're going to be badly facing for something you no longer look like

10:37What's to work, you fucking bitch?

10:39Ha!

10:55Hummer!

11:00Come here, you fucking jerk

11:05You have no chance against me, scum

11:09Scumbag

11:14Scumbag

11:19Get that asshole, kick ass

11:22Hey!

11:37I'm going to crush you, boy

11:40Fuck you, man

11:52Ha!

12:00Why don't we even face up a bit, buddy?

12:08Hummer!

12:09Hummer!

12:21Scumbag

12:22You have no chance against me, scum

12:39Ha!

12:45You heroes are wimps

12:48Sickle

12:54Come here, you fucking jerk

12:57Ha!

13:00You have no chance against me, scum

13:07Fuck you

13:10Hummer!

13:14Get him off your face

13:17Hummer!

13:25Hummer!

13:31You're a fucking wuss, kick ass

13:33Where's the fun in wearing a mask if you can't do whatever you feel like?

13:37We want to do good

13:38No, people want to win the lottery

13:40People want to fuck Scarlett Johansson

13:43Nobody wants to risk their life for some moron who went for a stroll in the projects

13:47I do

13:48Okay, you win the Asshole Award

14:01I'm overloaded

14:05Scumbag

14:08Ha!

14:29I hate you

14:31I hate you

14:39Let's see how good you are at adjusting to faces

15:02Punk

15:03Come here, you fucking jerk

15:08Hummer!

15:11Why don't we even think of a bit, buddy?

15:16Fuck you, punk

15:32You're a bastard, Dave

15:39Go back to the zoo, you fucking whore

15:53Right in your fucking face

15:58Bastard

15:59Punk

16:00I hate you

16:01I hate you

16:05Scumbag

16:09Megacons will win and we'll bury you in shit

16:15Yeah, yeah, hit me harder

16:18Come on, you can't kill me

16:21What the hell's the matter with you, you fucking psychopath?

16:24This is real life, not some damn comic book

16:27When I beat you to death, there won't be any sequels

16:30Shut up or fucking die

16:32No!

16:36Dave

16:38Dave, wait!

16:46Dave

16:48I'm sorry, man

16:51I'm gonna spend the rest of my life making this right

16:54I promise

17:02Dave

17:05We did it, man

17:06He'd be proud of you, of all of us

17:08One last time?

17:09For the colonel?

17:10Justice forever!

17:12That's how it ended

17:15Mindy left New York

17:16She said she couldn't put Marcus in that position

17:19When she left, I understood where my life was going

17:23I understood that superheroes can't exist in the real world

17:26Because the real world needs real heroes

17:29And not just some punk who lets his brain dress up

17:31But a genuine badass

17:33Who can really

17:35Kick ass

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