00:00She is a lot.
00:02Huh! I'm stuck sharing a room with her.
00:04Can you believe on top of all this nonsense, she snores?
00:07You just gotta give her some time. She's adjusting.
00:09Well, you know, at least she's stopped attacking her own reflection in the mirrors. That's progress.
00:13We're talking about patience.
00:15In retrospect, not the ideal week to add a ghost reclamation project to your to-do list.
00:20Sam's dad's coming to visit today.
00:22That's adorable. He thinks there are things going on in this house that we don't know about.
00:26Your dad's name is Frank. He hasn't visited since you moved in.
00:28He's bringing his new girlfriend, Diane, who collects frog-related tchotchkes.
00:31Uh, ooh! Hot guys!
00:33The dad is bringing a girlfriend. Huh!
00:36Are they loving this insider info?
00:38Oh, they're hanging on every word.
00:40Well, I'm excited to meet this Frank.
00:42He's absent. He's cloaked in mystery.
00:45He's got hot dad written all over him.
00:47He's not absent. We have separate lives. It's normal.
00:51So you're saying you don't have any resentments towards your dad?
00:53Yes. That's what I'm saying.
00:56My parents divorced when I was ten and my dad wasn't around a lot. No biggie.
01:00Your dad wasn't around for, like, anything.
01:03Birthdays, soccer games, that recital in fifth grade that you always talk about?
01:08Who cares? In 1893, I saw my son twice.
01:12Once on his birthday and a second time when his nanny suddenly died
01:15and we couldn't find a replacement until later that day.
01:17Well, I for one think this weekend could be a fresh start for you and your dad.
01:20But if not, remember, you've got a father figure right here in good old Pete.
01:24You know, if you want, you could call me Daddy.
01:26You want to try it out?
01:28That's okay.
01:29Come on, give it a shot.
01:30Yeah, don't be weird, Sam. Call Pete Daddy.
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