00:00Attention, everyone. Patience wishes to address you all.
00:04You have the floor.
00:06♪♪
00:08Evil walks among us.
00:11The one you call Samantha,
00:12who can summon the dead and predict the weather.
00:15Well, the weather one is literally
00:16just an app on her phone.
00:17She must be held to account.
00:19Hence, we will try her as a witch.
00:22A witch trial?
00:23I mean, how Halloween is that?
00:25Isaac, why are you encouraging this?
00:27Because, as an acute observer of the political winds,
00:30I am trying to stay on her good side.
00:32Obviously, I don't believe in all this witch business,
00:34but she's powerful, she's scary,
00:35and I, for one, support her.
00:38What sayeth you all?
00:39Well, we literally have nothing else to do
00:41since Sam and Jay canceled Halloween.
00:42Seems like a harmless enough diversion,
00:44and I do love judging people.
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