A misunderstanding causes Benita to believe the teenaged Joy is actually 80 years of age.
It's Joy's 16th birthday, but she thinks the guys have forgotten. The guys plan a surprise birthday party, but trick Sparky into thinking Joy is really 80 years old, and each of them are pushing 70 themselves. Benita Bizarre overhears their little joke and thinks that the Bugaloos must have the Fountain of Youth. She kidnaps Sparky, and holds him for ransom, until the Bugaloos produce water from this Fountain of Youth.
It's Joy's 16th birthday, but she thinks the guys have forgotten. The guys plan a surprise birthday party, but trick Sparky into thinking Joy is really 80 years old, and each of them are pushing 70 themselves. Benita Bizarre overhears their little joke and thinks that the Bugaloos must have the Fountain of Youth. She kidnaps Sparky, and holds him for ransom, until the Bugaloos produce water from this Fountain of Youth.
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00:00Bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga!
00:04The Buggaloos?
00:07Okay, courage! Right over the old plate! Here we go, arms... uh, icue! Hey! How about me, guys? Hey!
00:14Don't play so rough, somebody's gonna get hurt! Watch out!
00:18When are they gonna grow up?
00:20Honey, what are you getting so uptight about? They're just having fun!
00:24Fun? Do you call trying to maim each other fun?
00:27We know why you're so upset with them!
00:29Yeah, it's got nothing to do with that game.
00:31It's because I forgot your birthday.
00:33Well, how did you know it was my birthday?
00:35You can't keep a secret from a grandpa.
00:37We hear all. See all. And blam all.
00:39I couldn't care less if they forgot my birthday.
00:42It's no big deal.
00:44So, I'm 16 today. What's so smashing about that?
00:47It's only the most important day of my life, that's all.
00:51And they didn't even remember those blooming blokes.
00:54Well, how about if we drop a few hints?
00:57You do, and I'll never speak to you again.
00:59If they can't remember my birthday...
01:02Now, stop that! Do you want to break his leg?
01:05Get up! Get up!
01:07Relax, Joy. You sound just like a grumpy old granny.
01:11Carriage, what's wrong?
01:13Oh, I just twisted my knee. It's OK.
01:16I knew this was going to happen.
01:18I tried to tell you you were playing too rough,
01:20but you wouldn't listen.
01:21We're sorry, Granny.
01:23Co-wedge, let Granny Joy kiss your kneesy-weesy
01:27and make you wellsy.
01:29Oh, aren't you funny?
01:31Well, you can jolly well go and break every bone in your bodies,
01:34for all I care.
01:36Oh, she's really purple and plaid.
01:39Purple and plaid? Yeah, boiling mad.
01:41I bet she thinks we've forgotten that today's her birthday.
01:44Well, our little surprise party should bring the bloom back to her cheeks.
01:48Birthday? Surprise party?
01:51I didn't know today was Joy's birthday.
01:53Well, it is, me old darling.
01:55And we'd better pop into town to pick up that flicker and bake.
01:58Pick up the what? Flicker and bake.
02:00The birthday cake.
02:02Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:04Can I go with you? I love birthday parties.
02:07Gee, I'm so glad Joy was born.
02:09Uh, how old is she?
02:12Mate, a gentleman should never tell a woman's age.
02:15It's just not cricket.
02:17But we've got to know how many candles to put on the flicker and bake.
02:20Right you are. How many candles would you chaps say?
02:23Well, I'd say about 80.
02:26Yeah, well, yeah, about 80, yeah.
02:2980? Is she that old?
02:31Well-preserved old girl, ain't she?
02:34That's why we must forgive her now and then for being grouchy.
02:38Yeah, I guess you're right.
02:4380 years old?
02:45Wow, she doesn't look a day over 30.
02:51The Buggaloos
02:55The Buggaloos
02:57We're in the air and everywhere
02:59Flying high, flying loose
03:02Flying free as a summer breeze
03:05Happy as a summer breeze
03:15The Buggaloos
03:17The Buggaloos
03:18We're in the air and everywhere
03:29Well, what do you think of your beautiful boss?
03:32You're beautiful, all right.
03:34Yeah, even your wrinkles look gorgeous.
03:37Wrinkles? What wrinkles?
03:40Those are dimples.
03:49Is that a gray hair?
03:58You raunchy rodent!
04:02No wonder I'm falling apart at such a tender age.
04:05Go ram up the car. I've got to get to the beauty parlor fast.
04:11If I have my face sniffed again,
04:13I'll have elbows where my ears should be.
04:19Let's see what we look like.
04:21Yeah.
04:41Hey, can I see the cake again, please?
04:44They wrapped it up before I got a good look at it.
04:47Okay, mate. You can look, but don't lick.
04:52Gosh, that's the prettiest birthday cake I've ever seen.
04:56I hope it tastes as good as it looks.
04:58Uh-oh, I think we made a boo-boo.
05:00A boo-boo?
05:02Yeah, this is Joy's 80th birthday, right?
05:04Yeah.
05:06Well, this cake's too small. It'll never hold 80 candles.
05:09We wouldn't put them on even if it did.
05:11Right. When a woman gets to Joy's age,
05:15she don't want to be reminded of it.
05:17Besides, the heat from all those candles
05:19would melt the whole Bloomin' Forest.
05:21And then we'd get busted by Smokey the Bear.
05:24Oh, it sure is hard to believe Joy's an old woman.
05:28She doesn't look any older than you fellas.
05:31Actually, she isn't.
05:33Keep this under your bowler, Sonny,
05:35but we're pushing 70 ourselves.
05:37No!
05:45Holy humperdink. Did you hear that?
05:48Joy is 80 years old, and they're pushing 70.
05:51Why, it's fantastic.
05:53Yeah, they sure don't look it.
05:55I'll say. Those old fogies.
05:58But I wonder what keeps them so young-looking.
06:00Who cares?
06:02Let me tell you how I keep so young and pretty.
06:05Oh, shut up, you ding-a-ling.
06:07Oh!
06:09There must be something in that forest.
06:12There must be something in that forest
06:14that they're either eating or drinking.
06:19The Fountain of Youth.
06:21I bet those sneaky little insects,
06:23I bet they found the Fountain of Youth.
06:27Oh, your beauty supplies.
06:29Where are we going?
06:31To Tranquility Forest.
06:33Come on, get in.
06:35I want to get there before the well runs dry.
06:37You're my leader.
06:39I'll be young again.
06:41Young, young.
06:43I'm going to guzzle myself into a teeny bumper.
06:53We can't let her see the cake.
06:55We'll leave it inside the car until the party starts.
06:58Remember me, old darling.
07:00Mum's the word.
07:02Hi, love.
07:04Here, let me carry that.
07:06You might strain yourself.
07:08Why suddenly all the attention?
07:10Let me help you.
07:12I don't want you to slip and fall.
07:14Will you stop treating me like an old nanny?
07:16I'm not 60, you know.
07:18I know.
07:20That's what I admire about you.
07:22I don't know what childish game you're playing,
07:24but will you play it without me?
07:26I've got to scrub my floor.
07:28I'll scrub your floor.
07:30You should save your string.
07:32Save my string for what?
07:34I've nothing else to do today.
07:36There's nothing special about that.
07:38It's just another day.
07:40October the 12th.
07:44I think we've played this gag long enough.
07:46Yeah, it's not good for anyone her age to get so mad.
07:50Sparky, that's another thing I think we'd better get straightened out.
07:53Joy isn't really...
07:55Pardon me.
07:57You home? Buggies?
07:59Anybody home?
08:01Okay, where is it? Where is it?
08:03Blimey, who left the door open?
08:05I know it's around here someplace.
08:07What's around here someplace?
08:09Don't get cute with me, you Sun City dropouts.
08:11You think you're going to keep the Fountain of Youth all to yourselves, huh?
08:14I want sharesies.
08:16Did she say Fountain of Youth?
08:18Poor Bin's gone daft.
08:20Oh, I have, have I?
08:22Well, I heard all about you old fogies.
08:24Old fogies?
08:26Let's face it, dearie, 80 years old ain't exactly a spring chicken.
08:29What?
08:31You should look as good as she does when you're 80.
08:33He's 80? What are you all talking about?
08:36Look, your secret's out, Granny.
08:38I heard all about it in town.
08:40You mean when we were putting Sparky on?
08:42But that was just a giggle and poke.
08:44A giggle and poke?
08:46Joke, lady, joke.
08:48A joke? What a dope.
08:50And I was worried how we were going to get all those candles on our birthday cake.
08:54Look, you coots, come on, stop stalling.
08:57Birthday cake? You got me a birthday cake?
09:00You knew it was my birthday all the time.
09:02Come on, where's this fountain of youth?
09:04We were going to surprise you.
09:05And Sparky had to go and let it all out.
09:07Gosh, I'm sorry, fellas.
09:09It wasn't your fault, mate.
09:11I'll find the magic fountain myself.
09:17Aha!
09:19What's in this bottle?
09:21Oh, that's just some water I got from the lily pond.
09:24Oh.
09:26Billy, it ain't a fountain, it's a lily pond.
09:29Crazy. Crazy.
09:32Lady, that's just plain water.
09:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure it is, sure it is.
09:42I can see myself getting young already.
09:45My little corpuscles are just going right out of their minds.
09:48Oh, I love it. I love it.
10:00Ach, the water is all kaput, my leader.
10:03You have drunk it all.
10:04Is it working, Boss Boss?
10:06Do you feel any younger?
10:08I feel like a whale tank.
10:10Well, come on, help me up so I can see how young and beautiful I'm getting.
10:19Oh.
10:26That ugly old bag isn't me.
10:29Oh, it can't be.
10:31Oh, yes, it is.
10:33It's you, all right.
10:35Ah, shut up.
10:38I will go fill up the buckets again, my boss.
10:41Forget about that water.
10:43It's as foamy as my eyelashes.
10:46Those bugaloos are taking something to beat the old age rap.
10:49And they're going to count me in.
10:51Funky, come on. We're going to a birthday party.
11:01Stop the car. Stop.
11:04What are we stopping for, my boss?
11:06Look who's in the forest.
11:08Alone and unprotected.
11:10I bet that little glow schmo knows how those bugaloos stay so young.
11:14Grab him, Funky. Grab him.
11:16Yah, my leader.
11:19I sure hope Joy likes these flowers.
11:22They're the only birthday present I can afford.
11:25Yoo-hoo, Sparky.
11:33I did it. I did it.
11:35I zapped the little firefly.
11:37I did it.
11:40Come on, speak up, you goody glow worm.
11:42Talk. Talk.
11:44But I told you a hundred times.
11:46The bugaloos don't have any fountain of youth.
11:49They're teenagers. Really, they are.
11:52Teenagers, my eye.
11:54I know how to make the bugaloos play ball.
11:56Look alive, Flash.
11:58I've got an all-points bulletin for you.
12:00Groovy, lay it on me, boss.
12:02Flash it about that the bugaloos
12:04that are held with that youth juice
12:06or the fireflies had it.
12:08Roger. Over and out.
12:10Well, Blinky Bottom, how does that grab you?
12:13Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
12:19This is going to be quite a shindig.
12:21Where's Sparky?
12:23He should have been back by now.
12:25Doesn't he know he's holding up the party?
12:27Emergency alarm. Emergency alarm.
12:30What's up, Bluebell?
12:32I just got a flash from the drapevine.
12:34It's bad news.
12:35Sparky's in a jam.
12:37Bonita's got him.
12:38What?
12:39Oh, Blimey!
12:41Her blabby lightbulb said to tell you
12:43that you hand over your magic youth potion.
12:46Or Sparky's a goner.
12:47Oh, no!
12:48But we don't have any magic youth potion.
12:50But that old biddy will never believe it.
12:52That's not a dumb joke.
12:54There's only one way to save Sparky.
12:56Hey, Q, where are you going?
12:58She wants a magic youth potion.
13:00Let's whip one up for her.
13:01What?
13:02What does he mean?
13:04Well, what if Bonita finds out our magic youth potion
13:07is nothing but plain water and honey?
13:09She'll blow her blooming bonnet.
13:11But by then, we'll have Sparky back with us,
13:14and that's all that counts.
13:16Hey, look, that old ratbag's really anxious.
13:19She's waiting for us out front.
13:24Ah! Here they come, boss!
13:26Well, I thought you old geezers would never get here.
13:29Give me that happy youth. Give me, give me.
13:31Give me that happy youth. Give me, give me.
13:33Not so fast. Where's Sparky?
13:35First things first, sweetie.
13:37Give me that jug. I can't believe it.
13:39The magic youth potion at last.
13:42Cheers!
13:45All right, darling, now how about turning Sparky loose?
13:49Hold don't anybody move!
13:51Now, cool it, kiddies.
13:52That little goreworm stays right here
13:54until I find out this stuff is on the up and up.
13:56Oh, no, you can't.
13:57Just hope you haven't tried to pull another fast one on me.
14:00I don't get any younger.
14:01Sparky won't get any older.
14:08We've got to get Sparky out of that jukebox.
14:11And fast.
14:12When that old harpy finds out that youth potion's a fake,
14:15they'll be done for.
14:16Then it's up to us to convince her that it isn't a fake.
14:20Are you daft?
14:21There's no way that stuff's going to make her younger.
14:24No, but what if we show her what happened to us old grannies
14:27when we haven't got our youth tonic, eh?
14:29Yeah, all right.
14:40Mirror, mirror, I want the truth.
14:43Am I beginning my flower youth?
14:46No chance, you old bag of...
14:51Why, you...
14:53Those buggy bats, they tricked me again.
14:56All right, you little twerp, you had it.
14:58Blast him, Flunky, blast him.
15:00Jawohl, mein fräulein. Auf Wiedersehen, Herr Pfeiflein.
15:05No, please. I'm too young to die.
15:08Can't you just take away my television for a week?
15:11Wait, stop.
15:13It's our turn to do the zapping.
15:16Everybody wants to get in the act.
15:18Wait, blast him, Flunky, blast him.
15:20Jawohl.
15:21Do you have any last requests before I knock you off?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Would I please have a snow cone?
15:29Pistachio flavor.
15:31Come on, stop the nonsense. Blast him already.
15:33Ein, zwei...
15:36Company's coming, Chief.
15:38Four old weirdos are on their way up.
15:42Well, why did you let them in?
15:43Can't you see I'm busy?
15:45But it's the bugaloos.
15:47The bugaloos?
15:48You told me it was four old weirdos.
15:51Ach, du Liebe.
15:57What happened to the four of you?
15:59You look like ten miles out of Shangri-La.
16:01We need a shot of you, Tonique.
16:04Hurry, before it's too late.
16:07We gave you the last of it.
16:10And we want to be young again.
16:12Da, da, da, da, da.
16:15Da, da, da, da.
16:18Easy, kiddo.
16:20You mean this stuff really works?
16:22What's that, girly?
16:24Speak up. I can't hear you.
16:26All I'm hearing are me arteries. Hardly.
16:29Is this juice on the up-n-up?
16:31How come I ain't getting any younger?
16:33Be patient. Give it time.
16:36It's a long, long way from May to September.
16:40Then you've got to come all the way back from December.
16:45I'll wait. I'll wait.
16:47All this groovy-brew.
16:49Chug-a-lug?
16:51No!
16:53Not a chance.
16:55Now get out of here, you old bugs.
16:57And take that stupid firefly with you.
16:59You haven't got much time left to enjoy him.
17:01He'll slow down.
17:03Grow.
17:05Bonita.
17:06Oh, thank you, girly.
17:08You're all hot.
17:15We'll have you out in a jiff, little fella.
17:18Hey, are you guys really old or not?
17:20I'm all mixed up.
17:22We'll tell you all about it later.
17:24Let's go.
17:27Yo!
17:31What the hell?
17:32Don't mind me, Mum. I washed me hair last night
17:34and I can't do a thing with it.
17:36Sorry, we'd better dash. Our wheelchair's a double park.
17:39Ta-ta.
17:40All of you sweethearts, stop or I'll blast you.
17:43Squirrels, you've snuck on me for the last time.
17:45Now I'm going to send you all up to that big bug house in the sky.
17:48Blimey.
17:50Look what's happened to you, love.
17:52What are you gawking at?
17:54Oh, dear, you look different.
17:56It's a miracle.
17:58That youth potion really works.
18:00You look just like a teenager.
18:03A teenager?
18:05Are you talking about her?
18:07How young am I getting?
18:09Let me see. Let me see.
18:12They're putting you on, B.B.
18:14Yeah, you're as ugly as ever.
18:17Get that gruesome old bag out of the way
18:20so I can see young, gorgeous me.
18:23Let's go.
18:25Hold. Oh, no you don't, you sneaky little bugs.
18:29Full of tricks, aren't you, you miserable mosquitoes?
18:31Well, this is the end.
18:33You grass will bug me for the last time.
18:35Now get a good beat on.
18:37Anybody have a final word before we let you have it?
18:40I've just got one thing to say.
18:42Shall we try some apple pie?
18:44Yeah. Apple pie?
18:46Sky, darling, the sky.
18:48Blast them, blast them.
18:50They blasted each other.
18:52Could have happened to a nicer group.
18:54Yeah.
18:56Let's fly, Granny. We've got a birthday party to go to.
19:00Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday
19:07Older woman, you're a little prettier today
19:15Older woman, is that what makes you smile that way?
19:24Is that what makes you smile that way?
19:29There's a magic in your eyes
19:32That wasn't there just yesterday
19:38Older woman, you're a little lovelier today
19:46Older woman, is that what makes you laugh that way?
19:54It's the love that's in your eyes
19:58That makes us want to say
20:03Happy birthday, happy birthday
20:13Older woman, older woman, older woman
20:29The Buggaloos, the Buggaloos
20:44We're in the air and everywhere
20:46Flying high, flying loose
20:49Flying free as the summer breeze
20:53The Buggaloos, the Buggaloos
20:56We're climbing high and diving low
20:58Through the sky, across the land
21:01Straight to you with a helping hand
21:04Ready with a helping hand
21:13We're friends indeed
21:15Should you need, if you ever need
21:20The Buggaloos, the Buggaloos
21:23We're in the air and everywhere
21:26Flying high, flying loose
21:28Don't forget to write
21:30We love to hear from you
21:32The Buggaloos, the Buggaloos