00:03If you're concerned about your bad looks, call Bad Club for Men and receive our free brochure.
00:10Learn how Bad Club's non-surgical staple fuse method will give you the good looks you've always wanted.
00:17Your new face will look and feel like a part of you.
00:21I did not ask to be born with a hideous face, but all my life I thought I was stuck
00:26with it.
00:27I thought I had no choice, but with Bad Club, I do have a choice. I like that.
00:33No matter what sport or activity you enjoy, you'll feel virile and attractive with your new face.
00:39In the past, chicks were nauseated by my hideous face.
00:43But now, all friends and chicks alike don't suspect a thing. It's totally natural. A real look for the 90s.
00:52Nah, I never could meet anyone. I had very bad genetic featuring.
00:58My teeth were very bad, and I often spit and drooled when I spoke.
01:03But with my new bag, I'm not just another level-headed guy.
01:08Check out these hot-looking babes I'm scoring now.
01:12So call for our free brochure to view our various bagheads and receive information about this exciting new recyclable and
01:21environmentally safe method for bagging it in the 90s.
01:25And remember, I'm not only a bad club client, I'm the president as well.
01:43If you're concerned about your bad looks, call for a bad club for men and receive our free brochure.
01:51Your new face will look and feel like a part of it.
01:54I did not ask to be born with a hideous face, but all my life I thought I was stuck
02:00with it.
02:00I thought I had no choice, but with bad club, I do have a choice. I like that.
02:06No matter what sport or activity you enjoy, you'll feel feral and attractive with your cute face.
02:13So call for our free brochure to view our various bagheads and receive information about this exciting new recyclable and
02:21environmentally safe method for bagging it in the 90s.
02:25And remember, I'm not only the bad club president, I'm also a coin!
02:33I don't regret it.
02:33I don't regret it.
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