00:00Easy! Easy! Easy!
00:14Sit down.
00:17What easy? Have you ever thought about it?
00:19You just keep repeating it.
00:21Now ask.
00:22Sir, sir, sir.
00:23Yes.
00:24Sir, what is the Wi-Fi password?
00:25Easy. Capital A.
00:26Sir.
00:27Yes, you.
00:28Sir, I am a painter.
00:29But I want to do coding, sir.
00:31This is the same problem of so many people here.
00:33That they are stuck in the creative field.
00:35And that is why they are earning more money.
00:39Almost everyone.
00:42By the way, if I may ask.
00:44Why don't you want to be a painter?
00:46Sir, because I am color blind.
00:48I paint the sky green instead of blue, sir.
00:51Sir.
00:52One second.
00:53So what is the relation of painting with being color blind?
00:56This is an excuse, right?
00:57Sir, painting has colors, right?
00:59So take your parents with you.
01:01So that they pick the right color for you.
01:04My parents died in an accident last year, sir.
01:08Again excuse.
01:09What excuse is this, sir?
01:11There are so many parents here.
01:13Who don't support them.
01:14But they are not losing hope.
01:16Sir, they are dead.
01:17So what if they are dead?
01:19What is the relation of your painting with them?
01:21Don't make excuses.
01:22You only started talking about them.
01:24You are so insensitive.
01:25How many people here think I am insensitive?
01:27Sir, sir, sir.
01:29No one.
01:31By the way, if we put this conversation on YouTube.
01:33Hey.
01:34Are you mad?
01:36What?
01:37Sir, hold this.
01:40He is making me mad.
01:44May God give your parents a long life.
01:46You.
01:47I think he is coming to touch my feet.
01:49You and I are old.
01:51Take him away.
01:53Anyway, today we will talk about my childhood.
01:55The one and half stories that are left.
01:57On them.
01:58Who wants this to be the topic of today?
02:00Sir, sir, sir.
02:01Anyone else.
02:02Sir, sir, sir.
02:03So when I.
02:04I, sir, I.
02:05Hey, Rajat.
02:06Get him out of here.
02:07I am saying something.
02:08I am thinking something.
02:09He breaks the whole flow.
02:10He is raising his hand as if he has been paid to come here.
02:17So I said.
02:18In my childhood.
02:19When I was a small child.
02:2127-28 years old.
02:23Then I went to a lake.
02:25Where I met a fish.
02:27Hilsa.
02:28Who was a motivational speaker.
02:30She was taking a calculated risk.
02:33Today, being inspired by her.
02:35I have opened this channel of mine.
02:38Is anyone feeling hot here?
02:40No, sir.
02:42Sir, sir, where are you feeling hot, sir?
02:44I have come barefoot from the village, sir.
02:45Just to meet you.
02:46So let's end today's session here.
02:48Speak with me.
02:49Becoming a motivational speaker.
02:50Is easy.
02:51Is easy.
02:53Making slogans for anything.
02:55Is easy.
02:56Is easy.
02:59Sir, did you hear?
03:00Kalankit Pyaan Puriya has also started fapping now.
03:03Sir, what is fapping?
03:06Hey.
03:07Those who shake.
03:09What do they shake, sir?
03:13Muth, Rajat, Muth.
03:14Have you ever done it?
03:15Have you ever thought about it?
03:18What fun it is.
03:19Sorry, sir.
03:20I am not a fool.
03:22You look like one.
03:23Now shake his heart.
03:28You are definitely a fool.
03:30Your nose is telling.
03:34Hello, everyone.
03:35Today is the 177th day of 75 Motivational Day Challenge.
03:38In the morning, I woke up and saw Bheera Bhai fapping.
03:40And learned no fapping from him.
03:41Then I went to the bathroom.
03:42And did two faps back to back.
03:43Then I went to the nearby park.
03:44Where I found some protein.
03:46And put it in the middle of my lips.
03:47Then I saw the birds and made a reel.
03:48I put a cap on it.
03:49And the bird flew away.
03:50The girl sat at home.
03:51Then it was evening.
03:52All the girls were from Haryana.
03:54Then I went to the duty.
03:55Where I sold alcohol to the kids.
03:56I came home from there.
03:57And did another fap.
03:58Then I went to the second duty.
03:59Where I had to do 70 scam calls today.
04:01I earned Rs. 300.
04:03Then I watched a bad movie.
04:04Today I learned.
04:05Sometimes it is fun to beat a man and a woman.
04:08This is called BDSM.
04:10After this, I did another fap.
04:12From which today's four faps were completed.
04:14Then I was about to sleep.
04:15Then came the police.
04:16Scam call was caught.
04:17Here is today's selfie with the thugs.
04:19Then I ate in the jeep.
04:20Then I slept.
04:21Even today, only the villagers have seen my reel.
04:23Bro, I am a viral singer like Ankit Bhai.
04:26He works hard.
04:27He doesn't work for us.
04:29You are correct.
04:30And tell me, manager.
04:31Do you want to get me released?
04:33Bro, you won from Winjo, right?
04:35Why did you join Winjo?
04:36Sir, Winjo is a gaming platform.
04:37Where there are more than 15 crore players.
04:39And more than 100 games like Ludocarum.
04:41You can win cash prizes by playing them.
04:43And you can withdraw in your Paytm and UPI immediately.
04:46The boys from my village have bought the equipment for the gym by playing Ludo.
04:49But what's the use, bro?
04:50I always lose in Ludo.
04:53No problem, sir.
04:54There are also leaderboards there.
04:55Where you can win money even after losing.
04:57So download Winjo.
04:58Which is India's safest and most secure gaming platform.
05:01And you will also get a signup bonus of Rs. 550.
05:05Let's go, bro.
05:06We are getting late for that podcast.
05:08Okay, bro.
05:09Bye.
05:16Namaskaram.
05:41Chet Guru, I am hyperactive.
05:44When I am in office,
05:45I am unable to sit on the chair for more than 2 minutes.
05:48Sit, sit.
05:49No, no, Chet Guru.
05:51It's a problem.
05:52Problem.
05:54See, what is a problem?
05:56It's nothing but a sentence.
05:59Which has a question mark in the end.
06:02Now, if you remove that,
06:06the problem becomes the answer.
06:09So, your problem is the answer to the...
06:13Sorry, what was the question?
06:14Hello.
06:15Sitting, sitting, chair.
06:16See, what is a chair?
06:19A chair is nothing but a non-living animal with four legs.
06:24Like an octopus.
06:26Isn't it?
06:28If you remove the legs,
06:30it becomes...
06:31Chet Guru, my problem, sitting.
06:33Remember?
06:34See, what is sitting?
06:36It's nothing but not standing.
06:39So when you are...
06:40Chet Guru, can you please answer?
06:42Why can't I sit?
06:43What?
06:44You can't sit?
06:45Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
06:47I am not a chiropractor.
06:49Next question.
06:56Chet Guru, I am blind.
07:00What do I do?
07:01Well, see.
07:07Oh, see, see.
07:09See.
07:11See.
07:15See.
07:17Next question.
07:20Chet Guru, how do you have so much energy?
07:24The secret to my energy...
07:32Chet Guru.
07:35Chet Guru.
07:36Chet Guru.
07:38What?
07:39I wasn't sleeping.
07:40I was in a trance.
07:42Nuclear was playing.
07:48Complex composition.
07:51We have to go.
07:52Okay.
07:53I have to end today's session now.
07:55Namaskaram.
07:56Where are you going, Chet Guru?
07:58Motivational podcast.
08:00I have been invited.
08:02See, what is an invite?
08:04It is nothing but not unwelcome.
08:07So when you are in this amaze...
08:09Chet Guru.
08:11Okay, okay.
08:13I am coming.
08:15Can we at least dance first?
08:34Giriraj.
08:35Yes, sir.
08:36Is the research ready?
08:37Of course, sir. Ready, sir.
08:38Yeah.
08:41Which node is this?
08:42Constipated, sir.
08:45Exactly, sir.
08:46Yes, sir.
08:47But your nod after 30 minutes, sir.
08:49Do it a little more.
08:50When did you become a meme last time, sir?
08:52Okay.
08:53Yes, sir.
08:54This much?
08:55A little more.
08:57A little bit more?
08:58A little more, sir.
08:59A little more.
09:01How are you, bro?
09:02Welcome to the podcast.
09:03Because you have come out of the village for the first time.
09:05So these bouquets are from me.
09:07Bouquet means...
09:09A bouquet of flowers?
09:11A bouquet?
09:12Thank you, sir.
09:15I saw your recent reel where you were playing football with the kids.
09:18And that made me curious.
09:21Have you ever thought about death?
09:22Not yet, Ajay.
09:24If the next challenge doesn't go viral, I will think about it.
09:26I heard you have switched off the ad revenue on your YouTube channel.
09:29You don't like cash, bro?
09:30I switched it off to become a hero in the beginning.
09:33Now YouTube is not letting me switch it on.
09:36One minute.
09:37I would like to interrupt you, Mr. Tudeep.
09:39The mole on your cheek looks much cuter than mine.
09:44On my cheek?
09:49This is a chocolate cookie.
09:51Oh my God!
09:52He removed it.
09:53How did he do that?
09:54Can you show it to our viewers?
09:58Oh my God, guys!
10:00We have Tudeep Magical Maheshwari with us.
10:05Let's come down to the serious questions.
10:07Do you fap?
10:08Yes, bro.
10:09I do it four times a day.
10:11I did it in a hotel today.
10:13You?
10:14Never.
10:15Have you ever stood up?
10:16Not like this.
10:17It happens.
10:18Sometimes.
10:19If someone sees me hot.
10:21Or...
10:22If someone throws it on the phone.
10:24If there is a hole in the wall.
10:26Football?
10:27Medu Vada?
10:29Black hole?
10:31Frisbee?
10:33Onion rings?
10:35Lock and key.
10:38Lock and key.
10:40I saw a flower yesterday.
10:42That's not even a goal.
10:45Shut up.
10:46Let's talk about our childhood.
10:47Do as I say.
10:48We used to go to the bathroom together.
10:49Tell me the truth.
10:50You too.
10:51You want to go there.
10:53What should I do?
10:54Same.
10:56So, how do we save soil?
10:57Do we press CTRL S or CMD S?
10:59Well...
11:01What?
11:10You don't laugh?
11:11I'll laugh if it's a challenge.
11:13I challenge you.
11:16If you meet an alien.
11:18Will you shake it?
11:19If you meet an alien.
11:21Will you shake it?
11:24What happened?
11:25Why are you looking at me like that?
11:30So, my next question is related to that.
11:33Which is your favorite Pokemon?
11:40Just for our viewers.
11:41What is a ball?
11:46Just for our viewers.
11:47What is a horse?
11:53Just for our viewers.
11:55What is a run?
11:56Rajat.
11:57Get this idiot tuitioned.
11:59His viewers know everything.
12:00He is an idiot.
12:02Okay.
12:03Viewers?
12:05Was that a UFO?
12:07Have they finally come?
12:09I wanna have their babies.
12:10So, how did you like talking to me?
12:12You made me talk.
12:13I know you liked it.
12:14Thank you for coming.
12:15Thank you for coming.
12:16Too deep.
12:19Chat guru.
12:20Where is Rajni?
12:22Come, Ankit.
12:26Oh, shit, shit, guys.
12:27We have a new guest with us.
12:29Carry Minati is here.
12:30So, how are you guys?
12:32You've been saying the same dialogue for 8 years.
12:34Have you ever thought of making original content?
12:36I would've made roast.
12:37You mean abuses?
12:38Carry Minati is my brother's brother.
12:40I've also roasted him.
12:41You've also made Big Boss.
12:43It's not the same season as you've made roast.
12:45And the music video is not even playing.
12:47What was that?
12:48Halwa?
12:49Jalwa.
12:50Let me tell you, brother.
12:51That was also an abuse.
12:52For my ears.
12:54Would you like to say anything else?
12:57As expected.
12:58That's Carry Minati for you.
12:59He came to my show to promote his video.
13:02That too, in his own video.
13:03Acting like me.
13:04What an idiot.
13:05Now, let's play bloopers.
13:06They'll be funny in actuality.
13:08Ha ha ha ha ha.
13:13The summer of 69.
13:17Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.
13:19Bow bow bow bow.
13:20When I...
13:21Hey, fatso.
13:22Get this idiot out of here.
13:24Cut.
13:29I am not laughing.
13:31I am crying.
13:33I'll be right back.
13:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
13:42Okay?
13:43Okay?
13:47You stupid, stupid boy.
13:50You will obey.
13:53Okay now.
13:55Download Binzo.
13:57Download it.
13:58I've done it before.
13:59I've thought about it before.
14:01It's so much fun.
14:02Bro, I know how to say the dialogue.
14:05Take it in the music video.
14:06Download Binzo and...
14:08Slap.
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