00:00Our goal is to travel across the United States,
00:04destroy as many lawns as possible,
00:06and leave a path of wonderful and diverse
00:08native plant gardens in our wake.
00:11Whether it's, you know, Sonoran Desert,
00:13or whether it's up in places like New England,
00:15every one of those places has its own
00:18unique cast of species.
00:19Wait, wait, wait, let me see.
00:21It's about 20 millimeters.
00:23F***ing banger flower, real nice.
00:26Joey is a comedian.
00:28Can you give it some Sandy Lone?
00:30That was my stripper name.
00:31Sandy Lone?
00:32Yeah, it's a good birthday party.
00:34He's a scientist.
00:35This gnarled bastard right here,
00:37this is Edenostoma vesiculatum.
00:40Pronounce it however you want, it's Latin,
00:41it's a dead language, who gives a s***?
00:42Joey's been building this following
00:44for years on YouTube.
00:46These nonsensical, unthinking versions
00:48of what we think a landscape should look like.
00:50Time to discard all that.
00:51People are getting excited to slay their lawn.
00:54The kill will be so sweet.
00:56It is truly time to kill this lawn.
00:59It's bringing out some real feelings.
01:02This isn't a typical makeover show.
01:04While he lays on the ground like a debilitated rhino,
01:07we didn't want to do nothing like that.
01:09We're not going to do nothing like that.
01:10No, we refuse.
01:12I'm so happy to be along on this ride.
01:14Two dollars and a quarter was all it would take.
01:18To help everyone parse out and understand
01:21these natural relationships.
01:23Like kind of cellular structure
01:24as like a leaf would be.
01:26But it's like it just gets pointy as all hell
01:29and jams you.
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