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00:30Yo, what is up everybody, we're back for season 3, episode 3 of Mock Smockin' Off.
00:40The Legend.
00:42We are after this vestige, the vestige that was picked up was a fraud, the real one is
00:49in hell.
00:50Now we must go to hell to get the vestige.
00:53It's crazy.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Um, I foresee terrible things going down in hell, so let's jump into the episode that's
01:02called Vexations.
01:03Damn.
01:04Yep.
01:05Yeah, he's using the gold on the, okay.
01:18Interesting.
01:20Interesting.
01:26Hmm.
01:32Hmm.
01:38Hmm.
01:58Bruh.
02:08Bruh.
02:14Damn.
02:18Well you better, you better figure out your plan.
02:23Yeah, you better figure out your betrayal plan faster.
02:28Bruh.
02:31These kids gotta go.
02:42So he's raising demons.
02:45Yeah.
02:51Oh, bad.
02:58Yeah, ew.
03:06No.
03:08Bird shit.
03:11Yeah.
03:13Bruh.
03:16Yeah.
03:22Bruh.
03:28Bruh.
03:35Like bro.
03:41Bro.
03:45Damn, I said that shit trash.
03:59Yeah.
04:19Ugh.
04:27Ugh.
04:37Ugh.
04:47Ugh.
04:56He's not even listening.
05:20Okay.
05:29Yeah.
05:37Push me down the stairs.
05:38You murder me?
05:42Oh God.
05:44This man, this man bringing the HR.
05:46Hey, look.
05:48Listen, it could affect their work environment.
05:56Uh oh.
05:57Nigga, what?
06:00Just straight to it?
06:01Like that?
06:05Bro.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Dang, like that?
06:11Can't fight that.
06:12Oh, it's your turn.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:17No, just nice and boring.
06:20Yeah, we're actually hanging out.
06:23We're actually watching Netflix and chilling.
06:29Listen, I...
06:32We can't be together.
06:34Uh oh.
06:37Two opposite situations going on.
06:39That's crazy.
06:42He's trying.
06:43Wait, this could be trouble.
06:45Oh Lord.
06:47God damn.
06:49You got a little bit of man service in there too.
06:51Yep.
06:54The fucking.
06:55It's too late.
06:57Living to hear them knocking on the wall next door.
06:59Right?
07:00I saw it.
07:02The matron?
07:03Again?
07:04It's not just her.
07:06You're Aramante when you complete it.
07:08You think I don't know?
07:10Shit.
07:31Shit.
07:40Maybe you should leave.
07:41If you had seen what I have.
07:43Just get out.
07:46Meanwhile.
07:47Meanwhile.
07:48Percy getting rode, bro.
07:50Kiki, please.
07:53So you'd rather her just hate you?
08:01Damn.
08:03Oh, they.
08:05Good God.
08:07With a capital.
08:08I mean, the minute she came to the door,
08:10opened the door, didn't even know what time she was.
08:14Lock it up.
08:15Let's hope it doesn't ruin, make things awkward in the group.
08:17Like if something goes south.
08:18I think it'll be fine.
08:24Something like that.
08:25And she almost lost him.
08:26So it makes sense too that she's like, all right,
08:28we got to get this.
08:29We got to get this done.
08:33And then these two.
08:38No matter how bad you messed up with Kaylee, I'm here.
08:45Nigga, what?
08:46Sir, you read that wrong.
08:48No, but he liked.
08:49But she knows he likes her.
08:51I thought.
08:53Oh, fuck.
08:55Because you put your hand.
08:56No, it's fine.
08:57I don't know what's wrong with me.
08:59Oh, no.
09:00I was just being nice.
09:01I'm going to go back to my magical nightclub
09:02and punch myself in the face.
09:04Wait, where?
09:06Pike.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:10Damn.
09:11I feel so bad.
09:12Yeah, that sucks.
09:18Nigga's generally embarrassed.
09:19Oh, no, my liquor.
09:21He's slipping it in.
09:24Oh, no, I farted.
09:27I got to go.
09:29Yeah, bro.
09:30You look tore up.
09:35Neck tense.
09:36Oh, what the fuck is going on.
09:39Nigga.
09:40Were you sitting out there all night?
09:44Bro.
09:45So, Draconi.
09:46Draconi.
09:47We're not going to talk about it.
09:50I don't know.
09:51I'm going to go back to my magical nightclub.
09:53Fuck.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:55I'm sorry.
10:26I swear.
10:27You have two days, not a minute more.
10:31Nigga, you have two days, bro.
10:33You.
10:34That's why she's giving them two days to get out of their home
10:37all day.
10:37Because she said, if not, I got to pivot and just,
10:42I just got to eat until I get another opportunity.
10:44Welcome to Draconia.
10:46I hope people won't make the mess.
10:52So your friend.
10:55Don't let her hear you call her that.
10:58What's the deal with you three?
11:01Let's just say, being in dangerous situations
11:03with someone you're close to can lead to friction.
11:07She'll meet us up ahead.
11:09Buckle the fuck up.
11:10And they're showing us the friction in the entire group.
11:13Yep.
11:14All this good friction and bad friction.
11:16Except with Grog.
11:18Grog's just Grog.
11:21He's what you call unproblematic.
11:23I'm waiting when you return.
11:25Allura.
11:27Dola.
11:28Good to see you.
11:30My god, I've missed you.
11:32And Kima the mighty.
11:34Kima the brave.
11:36Ow.
11:37You hot gullible.
11:40How are you faring?
11:41Confused.
11:43How little you've changed.
11:45Wow.
11:46Your message did catch me by surprise.
11:48But it sounded important.
11:50And if the Death Path gateway can help,
11:52the Draconian people are more than willing to share it.
11:56New friends.
11:57It's a bit of a trek.
11:59Try not to fall behind.
12:01How far could it be?
12:03Fuck.
12:04This is going to be mad far.
12:05Good lord.
12:06I'm not fucking walking on that bridge.
12:15Get off me.
12:15I got it.
12:16I got it, bro.
12:17I got it, all right?
12:18Shit.
12:19I saw that shit coming.
12:24At least she was polite about it.
12:26I'm good.
12:31No one guards this gateway?
12:33It's well hidden.
12:34And if anyone found it, eternal hellfire
12:36is a pretty strong deterrent.
12:39You have a good point.
12:40Like who's trying to go to hell?
12:43Oh, look, I found the gateway to hell.
12:44Cool.
12:44What are you going to do with it?
12:47It's a dead end, and it can only be done from this side.
12:50So some of you need to stay.
12:52It's fine.
12:53Kima and I will remain.
12:55Me too.
12:56You'll need a lookout.
12:57I should stay where you go.
12:59You should go.
13:00If you think you'll help.
13:02We'll go through, find the place,
13:03and get the hell out of there.
13:04Fun intended.
13:06The gateway cannot remain indefinitely.
13:08Remember, we'll reopen it in exactly 12 hours.
13:12Oh, boy.
13:1212 hours in the will?
13:15Anybody got 12 fingers?
13:18What?
13:19You run out to switch tones.
13:23I'm sorry.
13:23I'm not trying to stay in hell for 12 hours, bro.
13:28Yeah, we need to find that shit quick.
13:30Yeah, we'll find that shit.
13:31Find that shit, too.
13:32Hurry before it closes.
13:35I'm having second thoughts.
13:36The vault's not going to open.
13:37More!
13:41Oh, no.
13:46Stop.
13:47Yes, slow down.
13:51Oh, fuck.
13:52Are those souls?
13:54Souls?
13:55Yeah, bro.
13:57Well, won't be needing jackets.
14:00This, the capital of hell.
14:03This the capital of hell?
14:04This a rock.
14:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:07He's a fucking idiot.
14:08This a rock.
14:10I was just playing along.
14:12What?
14:12No.
14:13This is a city.
14:14No, this.
14:15Oh, my gosh.
14:16This is a rock.
14:18Bro, enough.
14:19Can we please focus on real shit, guys?
14:21Like those.
14:23Those souls?
14:23They look like it.
14:25Oh, niggas.
14:25Oh, wow.
14:29Evil of our world sent here for punishment.
14:32That's disgusting.
14:33Now how the devil do we break in?
14:35Another quality pun.
14:40I got a safety.
14:42I was a little nervous after how we left things.
14:45Ma'am, don't bring up old shit.
14:48Listen, I'm sorry if I hurt you.
14:51What are you talking about?
14:53Oh, didn't you have, like, feelings for me?
14:57Feelings?
14:58Kimo, we're adults.
15:00There were crushes, but we had a job to do.
15:02It was always clear that you two were destined for each other.
15:05So you weren't, like, butthurt?
15:09In all these years, I haven't given it a single thought.
15:12They're going to make her feel a way.
15:13Yeah.
15:14You're the one who seems to have feelings.
15:16Yeah, you're the one that still seems like you've got feelings.
15:19So, uh.
15:20So?
15:21So?
15:22What?
15:23Last night.
15:25Yes, last night was fun.
15:28And?
15:29And I think I'll make some tea.
15:32Why is she being weird?
15:33End of conversation?
15:35Shouldn't we talk about what that was?
15:37Damn, bro, she was wanting to get.
15:40She just wanted to freaking get that nut off.
15:42She just wanted some dick.
15:44Wow!
15:45I want to know what you want.
15:47Unless you're too scared to say it.
15:51I am not scared.
15:52I'm.
15:54Uh-oh.
15:55Uh-oh.
15:56It's a dragon.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Yeah, them niggas is pulling up.
16:00How did he know where we were?
16:01Over here.
16:02We need to find cover.
16:03Oh, they're, they're.
16:06Uh-oh.
16:07Is that the ice one?
16:13Yeah.
16:17Yeah, you guys are in fucking trouble.
16:26No, you're not.
16:38Uh-oh.
16:38Oh!
16:43Bro, you just shoot him indiscriminately.
16:45He just indiscriminately shoot him?
16:47Yeah.
16:50OK, thank God.
16:52You two OK?
16:53What the hell?
16:54You only hear us.
16:55I'm checking on the others.
16:57Something you should be doing.
17:01See?
17:02They're fine.
17:03You all right down there?
17:04Oh, yeah, I'm perfect.
17:05Unless that one set them off.
17:06The Western Ridge has cover.
17:08No, we're better off crossing to that peak.
17:12Seems rather in the open.
17:15But you're the local.
17:16Mm-mm.
17:17I don't trust this person.
17:18I think they are salty that she got where her and left.
17:23Uh-oh.
17:25You're taking us further from the gateway.
17:27I'm not taking you further.
17:28I'm taking you further.
17:29I'm not taking you further.
17:30I'm not taking you further.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Wow.
17:35Something sus is going on.
17:36As if you care.
17:38The fuck?
17:39Of course we do.
17:40Forgive me, but you have a history of leaving.
17:43Bro, don't let me hit you in your head with this fucking
17:45hammer, bro.
17:46Salty.
17:46Uh-oh, hold on now.
17:47We're about to get some backstory.
17:48I was right beside you when we defeated Zordak.
17:51I shed just as much blood.
17:54And yet when the time came for accolades,
17:56you two wound up on the Council of Tal'Dorei
17:59living in a fancy ivory tower while I landed
18:04back here in the snow.
18:09Dola, I didn't know you wanted to be on the council.
18:12We assumed you were happy.
18:14I'm sorry.
18:15We both are.
18:20I just love the niggles, eh?
18:21That's fancy, bro.
18:24But a bit too late.
18:26Of course you didn't know.
18:28You were lost in each other's eyes, blinded by a small girl.
18:30Yeah.
18:31I think she led this man here.
18:33Cronia never abandoned me.
18:36And I will not abandon them.
18:41Nani?
18:43Wait.
18:44Lorugal will see.
18:45What are you doing?
18:49What is that?
18:50Oh, fuck.
18:51A distress beacon.
18:52You sentenced us to death.
18:54Not us.
18:55You.
18:56The dragons have sworn to spare my people.
18:58Wow.
18:59And after I turn you over, they've
19:01promised me the power you stole.
19:03Traitor!
19:08Ali!
19:09Yeah, he attacked her first.
19:10That's fucked up.
19:11Blinded by love again.
19:16Yeah, throw him away.
19:21OK, yo, the choreography.
19:27How do we shut this thing off?
19:34He's coming.
19:43I hope he kills you first so Kima can watch you die.
19:47You bitch.
19:49Perhaps we can take this as a discussion.
19:51That's that, that, that.
19:54Oh.
19:55That's why, that's why.
19:58That's why I said, like this, I was like, that's a woman.
20:02Yeah, I didn't mean to be either, to be honest.
20:09Don't worry, I won't bite.
20:12I swallow my prey whole.
20:14Oh, OK.
20:17Cool.
20:18He's not a biter, he's a swallower.
20:19Oh, wow.
20:21Wow.
20:22Can you form one of those shields beneath us?
20:24Not sure how that would.
20:26Oh.
20:29Oh, my word.
20:33Yeah.
20:35Oh, Breath of the Wild.
20:36I don't know if you've noticed, but he's right behind us.
20:40At least you're moving faster than what you were before.
20:43Yeah, oh, I thought it would go for a second.
20:45Yeah, fly off the side of the cliff.
20:48We're edging.
20:50Yeah.
20:52You can't run from this.
21:04Oh, oh, ow.
21:06Oh, no.
21:07Yeah.
21:09One more clash.
21:13Oh, this is bad.
21:14Oh, no.
21:23Oh, OK.
21:24Talking shit?
21:25Yeah, you're going to be upset.
21:27Yeah, you're dead.
21:31Brat.
21:33Yeah, deserved.
21:34You just said you're not a biter, you liar.
21:36Deserved, I don't care.
21:38Deserved.
21:40How do you let yourself get scammed by a dragon?
21:42Yeah.
21:42It's almost.
21:43Oh.
21:45Talking about some overgrown idiot.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Did that hurt?
21:56Buddy said, yeah, stay right there.
21:58We'll get everybody else.
22:14Vex.
22:18Oh, thank goodness we're together.
22:20Sir?
22:21Oh.
22:24Yeah, you were just in heat?
22:26What the hell?
22:28We both know there's something between us.
22:31Maybe, but I'm not ready to say what you want to hear.
22:35Relationships are dangerous.
22:38OK, I can understand that.
22:39Yeah.
22:40At least you respectfully can.
22:41Everyone I've ever loved, it always ends badly.
22:46It's like I'm a bad omen.
22:47You're just like your brother.
22:49I'm willing to take that chance.
22:52Look, I care about you, which is why we can't
22:57be more than just a fling.
23:00Is that all right?
23:03Is it frontal benefits?
23:04I can take it.
23:05Yeah.
23:18Kima is concussed at the bottom of the mountain.
23:23Oh, my god.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Oh, ew.
23:29Oh.
23:33Uh-oh.
23:35That thing's like, you in hell?
23:37Nah.
23:37Nah.
23:39Holy power network down here.
23:41Not because it's easy, but because we
23:44must for the ones we love.
23:47No matter what, we have to believe
23:52this is going to be all right.
23:54The hell world.
23:54Fucking fertile.
23:55Whoa.
24:01Don't go in there.
24:03It's funny because I like how they split up
24:05the couples with the couples.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Yeah.
24:08That's why Percy wanted to stay back.
24:09He didn't want her to stay out there by herself.
24:11Yeah, and then the other two girls were a couple.
24:12And then the other two in there are a couple.
24:14And Grog is Grog.
24:15Relationships.
24:16And Grog is just Grog.
24:17This is a rock.
24:19This is a rock.
24:20He's an idiot.
24:21This is the capital of hell.
24:23This is a rock.
24:25Yo, that was nasty where homeboy came out that morning.
24:27He's like, yeah, I was just sitting there with your sister.
24:29But it's OK, bro.
24:30I'm going about my business.
24:31But he didn't even care.
24:32He was like, oh, we're just in the room.
24:33He was like, all right.
24:33It was just awkward that they both saw each other.
24:35It is awkward.
24:36Because like, nigga, what are you doing sitting out here?
24:38Nigga, what are you doing coming out of there?
24:40All right.
24:40And then you just dab each other up and then keep it moving.
24:43All right, you go explain.
24:44We're just not going to talk about it.
24:47Bro, Dola and Dola set the bar just to get turned into a crunch bar.
24:54Yeah, like that.
24:55Why do people think, oh, yeah, I made a deal with the villains.
24:58Yeah, I could talk crazy to you now.
25:00Yeah, man, you big oaf.
25:02Come on, let's get him.
25:02You should have been killed.
25:03Come on, what are you doing?
25:04Yeah, you big oaf.
25:05Yeah.
25:06You big oaf.
25:06You call me an idiot?
25:07You want bloodshot back?
25:08I got you.
25:09Crunch.
25:10And then Raishan let them know.
25:11She was like, yay, bro.
25:12Y'all got two days.
25:13Otherwise, I'm going to just have to just ride out with the dragons
25:16and just burn y'all to a crisp.
25:17Raishan said, well, actually, I got two days.
25:21So if y'all don't finish up, I got to do what I got to do, bro.
25:24Well, she told them, like, he's getting impatient.
25:26Like, y'all got 48 hours.
25:29That's funny.
25:30This season's cooking, bro.
25:33That is going to be it for episode three and on to the next.
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25:43That's all we got for you guys today.
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25:46Peace.
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