00:00Critics have called him brilliant, a master, and the most important comedian.
00:07You're going to want to take a look at this.
00:09The show has been hailed as incisive, righteous, and the smartest show of them all.
00:16For nine seasons.
00:19Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:21To last week, to last week.
00:22This is weird.
00:23To last week tonight.
00:24He's bravely explored the greatest issues of our time.
00:28Sex, sex, I'm horny.
00:29Who wants sex?
00:30If you are going to fuck a horse, it should definitely be this one.
00:33With actual information.
00:35I'm calling it right now, that woman ate her baby.
00:38That is a fact.
00:40That is a Disney fact.
00:42That's beautifully calibrated.
00:45Oh God!
00:47Oh God, he's really too hot!
00:49With gravitas.
00:52Fuck you!
00:53You sneaky penis!
00:55And season 10 will be our biggest, boldest season ever.
01:00We think.
01:02Because we haven't made it yet.
01:04So here's more of the old stuff.
01:09Has it been a busy week, John?
01:12Yes, it has.
01:13Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15I'm not going to be that kind of Today Show host.
01:17I told you things were going to get weird tonight, didn't I?
01:21I put something in your child.
01:23No, no, no, not again!
01:25Do you want me to get in a car and sing?
01:27I'm America's naughtiest bitch.
01:29Fuck!
01:30Oh, fuck!
01:31Oh, shit!
01:34Dead men tell no tales.
01:36Fuck off.
01:37I did this myself!
01:38Clap for me now!
01:39It's history!
01:41Last week tonight with John Oliver.
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