Alternate Versions of Playhouse Video Promos (Part 1)

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The Muppet Home Video promo was originally uploaded by @GregoryDiBruno (the VHS covers were added in by them). The Shirley Temple Collection promo was originally uploaded by @commercialspreviewstrailer350. 0:00-6:45 Muppet Home Video promo 6:45-10:58 The Shirley Temple Collection promo NOT FOR KIDS LOL

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00:00It's drama.

00:03What are you guys doing?

00:04Pigs are taking over the show!

00:06Yeah!

00:07You'll never get away with this!

00:09It's music.

00:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

00:16It's romance.

00:18Let me take you away from all this.

00:20A marriage made in heaven, a frog and a pig.

00:23We could have bouncing baby pigs.

00:25It's time to play the music!

00:27It's time to light the light!

00:29It's time to meet the Muppets!

00:33It's Muppet Mania.

00:35First, it's the Muppet Review.

00:37Kermit and Fozzie recall their most memorable moments

00:40with all your favorite characters.

00:42The Swedish Chef.

00:43It's good and useful.

00:45Good and useful.

00:51Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

00:53Is there a ghoula in here?

00:55Along with Paul Williams, Harry Belafonte, and Rita Moreno.

00:58And, of course, Miss Piggy and the rest of the gang.

01:07And the continuing story of a love so true,

01:10a love that's withstood the test of time.

01:13The Kermit and Piggy Story.

01:18I'm mad about that frog.

01:25Join Raquel Welch, Loretta Swit, Tony Randall, and Cheryl Ladd

01:30as they celebrate the love story of the century.

01:33And for the kid in us all,

01:35it's children's songs and stories with the Muppets,

01:38featuring John Denver, Julie Andrews, Brooke Shields, Twiggy, Charles Aznavour.

01:44And sing along with Judy Collins.

01:46I don't know why she swallowed that fly.

01:51I guess I'll die.

01:59Then it's musical madness with rock music with the Muppets.

02:03Jam with Alice Cooper, Linda Ronstadt, Deborah Harry, Ben Vereen, Helen Reddy, Leo Sayre, Paul Simon, and many others.

02:13Followed by a zany review of Muppet Treasures from Gonzo's Identity Crisis.

02:19Who are you?

02:20The biggest fool that ever hit the big time.

02:24To Miss Piggy's outer space crisis.

02:27Are you out of your mind?

02:31Join Paul Simon, Buddy Rich, Loretta Lynn, Peter Sellers, Zero Mostel, and Ethel Merman in Muppet Treasures.

02:42Then hook up with Gonzo and the gang.

02:45I tell you, this is the weirdest thing we've ever done on this show.

02:49As he recalls some fun-filled moments with his friends Gene Stapleton, Tom Deloise, Madeline Kahn, Vincent Price, Julie Andrews, and John Cleese.

03:00Which one are you?

03:02I'm the ugly, disgusting one who catches cannonballs.

03:05In Gonzo Presents Muppet Weird Stuff.

03:09Don't fret none, cause that ain't all.

03:12Country music with the Muppets rounds up everyone's favorite singers for a hoot of a time.

03:17Sing along with Loretta Lynn, Mac Davis, Roy Clark, Johnny Cash, Crystal Gale, Roger Miller, John Denver, and that down-home duo Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.

03:32And then the fun continues when Fozzie Bear takes you back on a trip to remember when.

03:48This is a scrapbook of my comedy triumphs.

03:51Fozzie performing.

03:53A rabbit out of a hat. One, two, three, presto!

03:56Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

04:00Fozzie as a lover.

04:02Fozzie as Miss Piggy.

04:04Give us a little kiss, pork chop.

04:06Yes! Fozzie, come on, no sir!

04:10There's dancing.

04:11Himbo. Everybody himbo.

04:15There's singing.

04:16Ah, the plumber, where do you come with the dust of a sling?

04:30There's mishaps and mayhem. It's all fun and frolic.

04:34You'll love to reminisce along with Fozzie and his friends, Raquel Welch, Beverly Sills, Milt and Burl, in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

04:43Now that's comedy!

04:46Then in Rolf's Rhapsodies with the Muppets, you'll swing with Rolf and Fozzie.

04:51A chorus of moppy Muppets.

04:53R-A-G-T-M-O-P-P-R-A-G-M-U-P.

04:56And an assortment of fruits and vegetables.

04:59Oh, I love my vegetables!

05:01How are you, cabbage?

05:02Oh, getting ahead.

05:04How's the artichoke?

05:06Singing my heart out.

05:08They'll serenade you.

05:10Party, big boy, if it's the chattanooga choo-choo.

05:19And they'll cry the blues.

05:21You've got a lot of soul, honey.

05:23Well, you're just one big hill.

05:26And above all, they'll leave you tapping your toes and stomping your feet.

05:31When they're joined by George Burns, Marissa Berenson, Steve Martin, Petula Clark, and Peter Sellers.

05:40Now that's my kind of art.

05:43Rolf's Rhapsodies with the Muppets.

05:48Finally, it's time for a little spring cleaning as Kermit and Fozzie dig out some classic Muppet moments.

05:54You know what this is?

05:56It's a saxophone and a bomb.

05:58Otherwise known as sax and violin.

06:01Witness historical moments.

06:03When you've been stood up for 4,000 years, you're glad to see anybody.

06:08Hysterical moments.

06:10Hello!

06:12Breakthrough medical moments.

06:14What happened to the rest of them?

06:15Maybe he got cold feet.

06:18And tropical moments.

06:28Pearl Bailey, Bernadette Peters, Lena Horne, Zero Mostel, Andy Williams, and Liza Minnelli.

06:36All agree it's time for Muppet moments.

06:39So join us for the one, the only, the Muppets.

06:45She's had more birthday parties than any kid in history.

06:49I'm not a kid, I'm a girl, and today is my birthday.

06:53She's lost more parents than any star in the movies.

06:57Really? Are they ever going to see Morgan again?

07:00I don't believe it. He isn't dead. He isn't.

07:05You mean my mother cracked up too?

07:16She's been called...

07:20Here comes Star!

07:25She's just like a little princess, isn't she? That's what she is, a princess.

07:29She's Curly Top, Shirley Temple, and she's back with an expanded collection.

07:34Nine new films to complete your Shirley Temple library.

07:38Oh, it's the best. It's the best ever.

07:421989 is the year to celebrate the magic of Shirley Temple.

07:46All the songs...

07:48Good morning, good morning, nature has a morning song.

07:54Dance and charm that may earn the most collectible star ever.

07:59The collection begins with the best classic Shirley Temple films.

08:03America's depression near gloom is cast aside as the nation joins Shirley in stand up and cheer.

08:10Well, Shirley Temple, throughout the nation, the people are happy again. We're all in the red!

08:15Next, Shirley's dancing her way into everyone's heart and onto everyone's rooftop in Baby Take a Bow.

08:22Come on, baby. Take a bow.

08:27Mother's going away for a little while. When she comes back, she won't be married to daddy anymore.

08:33Well, you'll be very cute, Mommy.

08:35Running away to escape the breakup of her family, it's Our Little Girl.

08:40Though they employ two flies, I'll be a pilot, too.

08:47Shirley's in for a high-flying adventure and down-to-earth fun in Bright Eyes.

08:53And it's off to the rugged coast of Maine to fight a wicked truant officer.

08:58Oh, please, Cap, don't let them take me away.

09:01Why are you waving? Take her!

09:03Join Shirley in Captain January.

09:06Next, it's Far Eastern Adventure.

09:09You see, the Colonel said we're happy, little girl.

09:12Well, I'm going to have to send a soldier.

09:15Well, I decided to be one.

09:17Then they'd be like me.

09:19It's about face. Forward March.

09:21For Rudyard Kipling's Wee Willie Winkie.

09:24Screenplay by Ernest Pascal and Julia Josephson.

09:27Directed by John Ford.

09:29This little girl was the only survivor of the wagon train.

09:32The Wilds of Canada sets the stage for a tale of war and peace.

09:39Randolph Scott is featured in Susanna of the Mounties.

09:43Is there a bluebird of happiness?

09:46What a stupid girl you are.

09:49Don't you know that the bluebird means happiness?

09:52Shirley sees the light and follows it to the end of the rainbow in The Bluebird.

09:58My wish is that my father will come back for sure.

10:01War tears a family apart.

10:04I've had enough of it. You must realize once and for all that your father is dead.

10:07Don't you say that. He's not dead. He's not.

10:10And you can't stop me from looking for him either.

10:13And Sarah searches for her missing father in the turn of the century classic, The Little Princess.

10:19And that's not all.

10:21Add these new films to the list of already released temple classics.

10:25Temples, Curly Top, Heidi, Just Around the Corner, The Little Colonel, Little Miss Broadway, The Littlest Rebel,

10:34The Poor Little Rich Girl, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, and Stowaway.

10:40It's the best of Shirley Temple.

10:42That's the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.

10:45The complete collection, specially packaged to compliment any video library.

10:50So sail off on the good ship Lollipop with the Shirley Temple Video Collection.

10:55Only from Playhouse Video.

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