00:30Yes, my minions, this may very well be my greatest creation yet!
00:53Yes, yes! Rise, my creation, rise!
01:00Rise!
01:16All that for cookies?
01:18Evil cookies!
01:19Sweet! I'll go get the evil milk!
01:31Wow, cookies!
01:32Hope this turns out better than the last time someone left baked goods on my doorstep.
01:51Awkward?
01:52Awkward.
01:56It'll just be another minute.
02:01Phew.
02:06Hey Sonic, you there? I need a little help.
02:09Is it urgent, Tails? I'm sort of in the middle of something.
02:15Um, yeah?
02:17Okay, I'm on my way, buddy.
02:20Come back and eat that cookie, you mutant blue rat!
02:26No, no, no!
02:28Oh, don't mind if I do.
02:42Back! Back, I say!
02:51Aw, I knew Sonic wouldn't forget my birthday.
02:54It's four months late, but it's the thought that counts.
02:57Why would he leave your birthday present on his porch? Where's the logic there?
03:03Oh.
03:21That's it! The last two cookies are for Sonic and nobody else!
03:26Oh, come on!
03:29Hey! Put that back!
03:50Look at this mess! I just vacuumed!
03:53Get out of here!
03:55So, yeah, a feather duster might be a better way to go.
03:59Oh, hey, I forgot about these.
04:01What the heck? There's only one left!
04:03Yes, eat it! Eat the cookie!
04:08Sonic, wait! Don't eat that cookie!
04:10What?
04:11Why?
04:12Well, chocolate chunk is my favorite.
04:15You gotta be kidding me!
04:17Fine, I'll just go in there.
04:20You gotta be kidding me!
04:21Fine, I'll just go inside and make a sandwich or something.
04:26Chocolate chunk.
04:28Ooh, with a hint of cinnamon.
04:30And a touch of...
04:36Evil.
04:39You'll never get away with this, Eggman!
04:41Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!
04:43Yeah! If we want to trap Sonic, we've got to think like Sonic!
04:50Sonic!
04:58This is even better than I hoped!
05:00Five evil genius masterminds!
05:03Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.
05:06Five evil genius masterminds, give or take.
05:10Working together under my leadership will be unstoppable!
05:14So here's the plan.
05:16We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robo-assault from five different sides!
05:22No, no, no! What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!
05:27We should attack from above by plane!
05:30We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!
05:32Robo-assault!
05:33Tunnel!
05:34Airplane!
05:35Robo-assault!
05:36Tunnel!
05:37Airplane!
05:38I'm yelling words! Calm down!
05:39Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience.
05:44Time for a crash course in villainy!
05:49Evil lesson number one, berating your underlings.
05:52Orbot, would you kindly hand out the worksheets?
05:54Gladly, sir.
05:58Not that worksheet, you dunderhead!
06:01See? It's that easy!
06:07Lesson number four, surveillance.
06:10There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge.
06:18Get me a monkey wrench, I'll fix that.
06:20Another security camera?
06:22No.
06:24Lesson number seven, mustache care and maintenance.
06:29Fifty strokes every morning, but don't overdo it!
06:32Or what?
06:34Don't ask.
06:36Lesson number twelve, lesson numbering.
06:39Evil lessons should be numbered as follows.
06:41One, four, seven, twelve, sixteen.
06:44Lesson number sixteen, target practice.
06:50We must procure assistance.
06:52We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!
06:58And now, back to Pawn Shop Wars, Gogoba edition.
07:02Can I afford to give you two hundred for this? No.
07:05But you seem like a nice fellow.
07:07And I suppose my children could go hungry for a couple nights.
07:13Hello?
07:18So far, so good.
07:20Now, the written exam.
07:22The topic is, how to capture Sonic.
07:25You may begin.
07:32Pencils down, eggheads.
07:34Clones, change of plans.
07:36Your written exam is now a practical.
07:39Attack!
07:44Not me, Sonic!
07:46Oh, right.
07:48I hope that doesn't affect my grade.
07:50Enough of this! I'm taking charge!
07:55Amy, what are you doing?
07:57You guys are my friends!
07:59Your evil friends?
08:02Stop sucking up.
08:08You guys, you gotta snap out of it!
08:10This isn't you! It's the cookies!
08:18Wonderful work, everyone!
08:20Finally, after all my years of trying, I've captured Sonic the Hedgehog!
08:25What do you mean, you captured Sonic?
08:28This is clearly a result of my leadership.
08:30You were losing until I deployed the robots.
08:33With all of you arguing, I can't hear the voices in my head!
08:36I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence!
08:48This didn't work out like you planned, huh, Egg Face?
08:50Why won't those other me's listen to me?
08:52I only want what's best for me!
08:58I think I know how to fix this.
08:59Do you? Boy, that would be great!
09:01I've got so much going on, my plate is full, you know, I've got...
09:04Look at this, the calendar is just a book!
09:25So, yeah, if you could help me out with that, that would be...
09:34Let's crack these eggheads!
09:44I could get used to this!
09:58Hold him off, Eggman! I'll be right back!
10:05Ew, gross!
10:21Let's get baking!
10:34Whoa!
10:49I feel like myself again!
10:51I'm also back to feeling like myself again.
10:54Knock on wood.
10:58Who is it?
10:59Yeah, and the best part is, now we're all on the same team.
11:02We'll fight side by side, together, one for all and all for...
11:09Okay, fun's over. I gotta get back to work.
11:12Evil doesn't brilliantly plan and execute itself, you know.
11:32You
Comments