Total DramaRama S02E37 Simply Perfect

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Courtney orders a Brainiac Ray to help the students prepare for a big test, but she and Gwen find out that it doesn't work as advertised.

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00:00Snack emergency! Snack emergency!

00:04Everyone eat up! We got eggs, we got walnuts, we got omega-3s, 4s, and 19s, and we got kale!

00:11Kale?

00:15Oh! It burns! It burns!

00:17It's brain food! We gotta smarten you kids up pronto!

00:21Chef! These walnuts still have the shells on them!

00:23They do?

00:26Tastes good to me. What is going on?

00:29Don't be alarmed, but the school board is coming to perform mandatory testing that no one is prepared for.

00:35Today!

00:36Testing? Today? But why didn't anyone tell me?

00:41I got an email about it a few months ago, but I completely forgot until I saw it on the news!

00:46Worldwide school testing begins today, so remember, if your kids fail, blame the teacher.

00:51Dum-da-dum!

00:55You kids gotta pass the tests. I need this job!

00:58Yeah, but if we fail, nothing will happen to us!

01:00Wrong! The kids who don't pass the test get sent to work at...

01:04The Cheese Factory!

01:06Oh! I love cheese!

01:09Ha! You won't for long!

01:11Every shift is 28 hours long, and there are no days off!

01:15There's cheese everywhere, but you're not allowed to eat any!

01:18If you try, you'll get zapped by lasers until you...

01:22EXPLODE!

01:24You guys aren't seriously believing Harold's fake story about...

01:28We need to start studying! Now!

01:30Or we can just order this!

01:32Behold! The Brain Spray 3000! It makes you the smartest person in the room!

01:37It says so right in the ad!

01:41I can say with some authority, that's true.

01:46That's cheating! Only studying can make you smart! Chef, what's gonna be on the test?

01:51No clue! Math? History? Emotions? Flavor profiles? Who knows?

01:55It was all in the email, but then there was a... terrible administrative error.

02:00Chef and jelly donut time! Chef and jelly donut time!

02:07Whoa! What is in this donut?

02:10You don't even know what's going to be on the test?

02:14Uh-oh! A light's twitching!

02:16Yep. Storms are coming.

02:19I'm okay! It's okay! That's okay! We're okay! We don't know what's on the test!

02:23No problem! We'll just have to study... everything!

02:30Okay. Start with the easy stuff.

02:33Spell anti-disestablishmentarianism.

02:37A-N-T-I-D...

02:42I'm trying to study! You have to do that right now!

02:46Well, ice melts, Courtney, so... yeah.

02:52I don't need to study anyway. I'm brilliant!

02:55Watch. Twelve times eighty-three is...

02:59I don't know!

03:01Find a way to pass this test!

03:06Sorry.

03:07Why isn't anyone taking this seriously?

03:09Well, we can't study everything, so we decided to study nothing.

03:15Wake me up when it's time to go to the cheese factory.

03:18But if we study, we could...

03:21You're not even going to try?

03:23Nope.

03:27Where are you going?

03:29I'm going to the cheese factory.

03:32Where are you going?

03:34I'm all packed up for the cheese factory.

03:37Goodbye, toy box. Goodbye, spinny globe planet.

03:42I'm gonna miss that globe. I wiped all my boogers on it.

03:47I have my whole life mapped out.

03:49University, double PhD in math slash horseback riding,

03:53a summer house in Malibu...

03:55I can't just give up! I have to pass this test!

03:59I guess Harold's silly idea isn't so bad after all.

04:02BrainStrain 3000, you're my last hope!

04:08I can feel you judging me. Stop it.

04:14This better be worth the ninety-nine cents.

04:17Place on head before activating BrainStrain 3000.

04:22Okay, here we go!

04:25That's funny. I don't feel any smarter.

04:28But I was pretty smart already.

04:30Hmm, better test myself.

04:343.5 seconds? That's the same time I always get.

04:37I just got ripped off.

04:41That dumb brain hat didn't work.

04:43Huh? So what?

04:45I don't know. I just got ripped off.

04:47I don't know. I just got ripped off.

04:49I don't know. I just got ripped off.

04:51I don't know. I just got ripped off.

04:53Huh? Sorry, I was watching my new favorite show.

04:56It's called Blank Square, and it is awesome!

05:00The tablet's not on.

05:02Hey, I was watching that!

05:04So good.

05:05Okay. Weird.

05:09Oh, hey, Courtney! I finally found the perfect place to tunnel!

05:14Woo-hoo! I'm free!

05:16Um, actually...

05:18Check out my lumpy dog! I found it at the animal library!

05:22You stole a camel from the zoo?

05:24Ha-ha! Camels aren't a real thing!

05:28My tunnel has a door?

05:30Cool!

05:31Something weird is going on.

05:33I better tell Chef.

05:35Chef, something strange is going...

05:38Look! I built a little track to race cars on. Right here!

05:45Winner, winner, chicken for supper!

05:48What happened to everyone?

05:50Don't know, but if there's a grade worse than F, that's what they'll get.

05:54Gwen? You seem normal. I mean, for you.

05:57All I know is I was in my egg chair and there was a weird sound,

06:00and now Owen thinks the garbage is Santa Claus.

06:03Santa, your breath smells kind of funny.

06:06Weird sound?

06:08Oh no!

06:10It must have something to do with this thing!

06:13We should call the helpline. Number's on the back of the box.

06:17Brain Strain 3000 Helpline.

06:19Hi! I used your product and it...

06:21Has anyone poured chocolate sauce on their head and declared themselves a dessert yet?

06:25I'm a sundae!

06:27Does butterscotch count?

06:29Yes! It is definitely working. Thank you for purchasing the...

06:32But it didn't make me smarter!

06:34It just made everyone else, well, less smart than they already were.

06:38That's how it works! There's no hat that can make people smarter.

06:41This isn't the future. But you are now the smartest person in that room.

06:45How do we reverse it?

06:46Yeah, we haven't figured that out yet, but our best scientists are working on it.

06:54I gotta go. If you figure out how to reverse it, please call us back.

06:57This is really bad!

07:04A boot is just a cereal bowl you wear on your feet!

07:08They're all going to fail the test because of me!

07:11Glad it's not my fault. I'd feel awful. Guilty. Mortified. Ashamed.

07:17Okay, okay. What if we teach them? Come on, Gwen! We can do this!

07:24Class is in session!

07:42Yay!

07:55Oh no! The school tester is here and no one learned anything!

07:59I'm going to try and fake it. But in case I have to use my plan B,

08:02you should get into your egg chair. You'll be safe there.

08:07The class is just out here! Right this way!

08:12Would you believe they're just, um, learning about mud camel displacement?

08:19Are you kidding me? I'm going to fail every one of you so hard it'll make your head...

08:23You've left me no choice!

08:37Did your plan work?

08:38Yup! No tester means no test! Boom! Another problem solved by Courtney!

08:45This just in, people all around the world are acting a little... kooky.

08:50Pictures! Now let's surf!

08:56How do you fit all the people in here? So small!

09:02How?

09:03You used it outside. So now we're the two smartest people left on Earth.

09:08I can't! I can't!

09:10Whoa! Wait, what are you doing?

09:12Do you really want to spend the rest of your life, just you and me, taking care of all of them?

09:20I hate it when you're right.

09:21Don't worry. You and I will never be right again.

09:29Yee-haw!

09:33Woo-hoo!

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