00:00Kids, guess who's coming to our daycare? Today!
00:07Sister Claus!
00:09Nope. Better.
00:10A funeral director?
00:11Why would a funeral director-
00:13Child services?
00:14What? No!
00:16Is it one of those weird-looking bald cats that's always like...
00:21Stop that.
00:23Today, we're being visited by the singing celebrity duo, Bananas and Cheese!
00:28Cheese!
00:29Cheese!
00:32Yup! Who wants a Bananas and Cheese hat?
00:35Me!
00:36What's with all the noise? Some of us are trying to nap!
00:39Oh no!
00:40Yeah!
00:45Why are you wearing Bananas and Cheese hats?
00:48They're coming to do a show. Here.
00:50Today. Today. Today. Today. Today. Today. Today.
00:59Wow! I think we got ourselves a superfan here!
01:03Who wants to check out Bananas and Cheese's latest video?
01:07Oh, I got a pony, but he's too bony. He's uncomfortable to ride.
01:12He's got four legs, and he likes to eat eggs with two strips of bacon on the side.
01:17Must. Dig. Outta. Here.
01:20Darn it!
01:23This always works in the movies.
01:25Come on, wind! Carry me away from this nightmare!
01:30Ow!
01:31Hey, movies? Thanks for nothing.
01:39This is gonna be bad.
01:46Did you just fall from the sky?
01:48Yes!
01:49The world's most sickeningly sweet children singers are gonna be here any minute!
01:54They sing about vegetables and puppies!
01:57You two are relatively normal. How are you okay with that?
02:01The same way I cope with all my disappointment. I just push it way down deep.
02:05I'll probably picture them in their underwear, and then I'll get grossed out.
02:10I'm more comfortable grossed out.
02:12Well, I can't be here, but I can't find a way to get out of here!
02:15Then maybe you should try to stop them from coming instead.
02:19I can't get out, but maybe I can keep them from coming!
02:24Gwen! I can hug you!
02:26I would hurt you very, very badly.
02:28No hug! Got it! I need to make a plan!
02:49Ow!
02:56They're just gonna play a few songs, Duncan. I'm sure we'll survive it.
02:59Yeah. Just pretend it's a nightmare that for some weird reason you're not enjoying.
03:03No one enjoys nightmares! And you two might survive this concert, but I won't!
03:08You don't understand!
03:10Understand what?
03:11Nothing! There's nothing to understand! Funny, huh? Boom!
03:18What they don't understand is that bananas and cheese are...
03:22They're my...
03:24Bananas and cheese are my parents!
03:26Okay! There! I said it!
03:28When the other kids find out they're my mom and dad, they'll want to be my friends!
03:32They'll come over for playdates!
03:34And sleepovers! They'll eat all my cereal!
03:37No way! I will get this concert cancelled!
03:43I've got a plan to stop the concert! Come on!
03:46Wow! He really doesn't like bananas and cheese!
03:49Haven't you heard them?
03:51It's like someone bottled up rainbows and puppies, drank it, and threw it up all over the stage.
03:56I've been to a concert. No one should be exposed to that much forced happiness.
04:01It's just setting us up for disappointment in real life.
04:04Word.
04:08Gwen! You sure you can lure Chef out of his office?
04:11Don't worry. I got it.
04:13Now get out of here. I don't want you watching this.
04:16I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow.
04:18Oh, Chef!
04:21Yes, Gwen? What can I do for...
04:24What did you do?
04:26I'm stuck in a bucket.
04:28Okay, let's see here. Maybe we can...
04:32Nope.
04:35Voice modifier tube.
04:37Okay, um, testing.
04:39Testing!
04:40Chef! I'm Chef!
04:42Wow! This really works!
04:44Perfect! Let's do this!
04:48Hello? She's speaking!
04:50Yes, hello! This is Chef, a large adult teacher.
04:53Nice touch!
04:54Sadly, we have to cancel your performance today, so...
04:57Oh no! Why?
04:59Uh, why?
05:01Just make something up!
05:02Um, because...
05:04Because the entire class came down with the chicken pox.
05:08That's right! We're all contagious!
05:10Oh, is that all?
05:12Banana and I have had chicken pox twice now.
05:14We'll be there.
05:15I mean, cow pox!
05:17Had it!
05:18Pig pox?
05:19Inoculated!
05:20Fever pox?
05:21We're immune!
05:22Well, see you soon!
05:24We tried.
05:26Hey, what's the big deal? It's just a cheesy band.
05:29Big deal? No big deal.
05:31Big deal. Oh, no big deal. None at all.
05:35Guys! Hey!
05:37Plan A didn't work, but that doesn't mean we give up!
05:40What comes after A?
05:42B. B comes after A.
05:44How do you not know that?
05:46Who cares about the letter bet? I have a new idea!
05:49Do you mean alphabet?
05:51Whatever! Here's the plan.
05:53All we need to do is delay bananas and cheese until 4.
05:57Like so.
05:59Delay them with a dinosaur?
06:02Dinosaur?
06:04Obviously not with an actual dinosaur.
06:06No one has learned how to train those yet.
06:08Duh!
06:09All that matters is that we delay them until after pickup time.
06:12I have an idea, but we're going to need Chef's office again.
06:16Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be humiliating myself again?
06:20I hate my life.
06:22Chef!
06:24How does this keep happening?
06:26I plugged the banana car into a GPS program.
06:29Look, that's them there!
06:31Hey, can you hack into the city's traffic light system?
06:34Child's play!
06:36Then slow them down with some red lights!
06:42I said delay them!
06:44I'm trying! They're too fast!
06:46If I could just hack into their...
06:48Hello, police? What are you doing?
06:50I'd like to report a stolen banana car.
06:52Describe it?
06:53Sure. It's a car shaped like a banana.
06:58License and registration.
07:02I told you not to run the red light!
07:04Are you THE Bananas and Cheese?
07:07Yes, officer. That's us. Just on our way to a show.
07:11I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a huge ticket.
07:15For being awesome!
07:18Could you autograph this for me?
07:20My kids just love you guys.
07:22That is so wonderful.
07:24And I won't let you miss a gig on my watch. Follow me.
07:30Well, that backfired. Now they've got a police escort.
07:33This isn't over. They may get here, but they're not getting in.
07:43That should stop them.
07:46Run!
07:48Kids, it took a lot of sirens and breaking laws, but I got them here.
07:53Presenting Bananas and Cheese!
07:59You've got to be kidding me!
08:04Thank you so much for coming.
08:06I can't stand your music, but every second you're here, I don't have to talk to the kids.
08:10I like that.
08:11We have a special treat for you today.
08:13We're here to play you our new song.
08:17No, please! Not the new song!
08:20The song we're going to sing is about someone very special to us.
08:24And maybe to all of you, too.
08:27He'd fill his diapers to the brim, but we would never get mad at him.
08:33He's our little punk-pokin, but you might know him as...
08:38Quit it! We can't hear the song!
08:41Sorry, no can do! Too excited about Bananas and Cheese!
08:46We like to tickle his two feet, his green hair looks pretty neat.
08:51This is the room that he's in, and you might know him as...
09:01Bananas and Cheese!
09:05I did it! I actually did it!
09:10Time to go home, sweetie. Grab your lunch bag and meet us in the car.
09:16Sweetie?
09:17They're your parents.
09:22Mom! Can I come over to your house?
09:24Can we have a sleepover?
09:25What kind of cereal do you have?
09:27Would it be weird if I held your hand?
09:29Can your mom tuck me in tonight?
09:31Mom! Dad! Hurry! Get this banana moving!
09:34Go! Go! Go!
09:36Kids! Get back here!
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