Total DramaRama S02E14 Royal Flush

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The other kids fear Harold has accidentally flushed himself down Chef's fancy new toilet so they travel into the sewer on a rescue mission.

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00:00Well, you're all set, Chef.

00:02One private bathroom oasis with Atomic Flush never-clogged toilet.

00:06Hee hee hee!

00:08And, to keep the kiddies out, a high-tech E-330 Defendo Cater security system.

00:13All you gotta do is activate it.

00:15You didn't set the security system on my bathroom yet?

00:18No, no, no, no, no!

00:22Great purchase, Chef! You can't plug this thing no matter what you flush!

00:27Bye-bye, paint can!

00:30Sayonara, computer!

00:32My laptop!

00:33How to make friends with kids you don't really like?

00:36I need that book!

00:37Oh, sorry! Couldn't hear you over that powerful flushing sound. What were you saying?

00:43Get out of my beautiful bathroom!

00:45I've been kicked out of worse places.

00:47When with the E-330, huh? Not really top of the line, but I guess on a teacher's salary.

00:54Hey, good luck getting past that!

00:58Now to spend the rest of the day in my office eating red meat and rhubarb,

01:02so I can really give my new baby a test drive.

01:06Harold, was that your tummy?

01:08I need to get into that private bathroom!

01:10Why don't you just use the kids' bathroom?

01:12You know why I can't!

01:15I'm a fishering man!

01:20Fair. That place is a one-way ticket to the emergency room.

01:23But we're gonna have an emergency in this room if you don't help now!

01:30This security system can be a little tricky, but...

01:35I've never met one I couldn't beat!

01:39See? All it took was a little...

01:43And not so much as a thank you.

01:48You okay in there? Didn't get sucked in by the atomic flush, did ya?

01:52All good, Noah. And wow, this place is impressive!

01:56A whole new world is opening before my eyes!

02:01Noah, why is the door locked?

02:05Yeah, Harold, we may have a problem.

02:08The security system is melted and... well, you're locked in.

02:12But the important thing is to remain calm.

02:16Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

02:21Breathe, Harold. Breathe. Come on with me.

02:24In... out...

02:26In... out...

02:29Freedom!

02:32Harold? Harold? Oh, come on, pal. You okay?

02:38Harold, did you fall into the toilet?

02:41No.

02:42Guys, I need your help!

02:44I broke into Chef's new bathroom so Harold could poop and the toilet ate him!

02:49So Harold flushed himself? This concerns me how?

02:52Yeah. This sounds like a you problem.

02:57You're right. I guess I'll just have to sneak off school property all by myself.

03:03Sneak off school property?

03:05And then slosh through stranger's poop in a dank sewer all afternoon.

03:11Stranger's poop?

03:12We'll come with you!

03:15Whoa! That was... that was really on there!

03:20Noah! Noah! Noah!

03:23Guess I might be in here a while.

03:25Oh well. Better me than one of my classmates.

03:28A weaker mind would go mad in this kind of isolation.

03:32Isn't that right, Mr. Teepee?

03:37Harold? You in there?

03:40Where are you, doofus?

03:42People! This time it's real!

03:45Welcome to Pooplandia!

03:52I'm Sewer Mike, and you guys are my new best friends! Let's get matching tattoos!

03:57Um... no.

04:00Yeah, you're right. Yeah, totally. Real besties don't need tattoos.

04:06Yeah, we're just down here to find our friend Harold.

04:09Maybe you've seen him. Nerdy kid. Wedgie rash.

04:12Sorry. You're the only three people I've seen in years.

04:16You poor, poor alligator. I can't imagine how lonely you must be.

04:22Everybody needs a friend. Well, see you later.

04:25Wait! I'm sure your friend is fine. And you've barely seen my pad.

04:30Yeah, no offense, but your pad looks like it's mostly stuffed people flushed down the toilet.

04:34Yeah, later, gator!

04:36Come on, Mike, you're blowing it. Time for... the book.

04:41Please stay a little longer. If you do...

04:44Oh, I can help you find your friend! After all, I know these sewers better than anyone!

04:49I guess we can stay for a few minutes. Like you said, Harold's probably okay.

04:54And Harold pulls up for the jumper!

04:58No, no, wait! He pulls up for the jump!

05:02Pull it up!

05:05Oh, really? I'd like to see you try!

05:08You don't even have arms!

05:12I didn't mean that! You're perfect just the way you are, Mr. Teepee!

05:18Okay, time to make my BFFs!

05:21Number one. Make friends by listening to someone's innermost thoughts.

05:25I can do that.

05:27So, tell me, what makes Beth tick?

05:30Dude, you don't wanna...

05:31Hey, I'm just making friends here.

05:33So, what's in that big Beth brain?

05:36Wow, nobody's ever asked me that before.

05:40I guess I should start at the beginning, back when I was hatched in the lab.

05:45Okay.

05:47And once I eat the marshmallows out of everyone's heads,

05:50then I guess I can let all the cats and dogs come home from outer space.

05:54And that's mostly what I think about. Mostly.

05:57He tried to tell you, dude. Old Beth is a lot.

06:00Yeah, good luck with the nightmares!

06:03Number two. Do not criticize prospective friends. Try complimenting instead.

06:08Yeah, of course!

06:09You know what, Duncan? I think you're pretty great.

06:12What did you do?!

06:14I thought the couch could use a hot new paint job.

06:16You're not gonna lecture me, are you?

06:18What? Me? Lecture? No way!

06:21I mean, friends don't criticize, am I right?

06:25It looks awesome!

06:28Really? So it's cool if I do this?

06:32Sure, yeah! It's great.

06:35Wow, okay! And this?

06:39Come on, man!

06:40How's Duncan gonna learn boundaries if his so-called friends can't be honest with him?

06:44Pathetic!

06:46Number three. A hug and a winning smile can seal the deal with a new friend.

06:51No way this could go wrong!

06:53Hug!

06:57What are you doing?

06:58He was trying to eat you! Is that how you treat all your guests?

07:02This lizard is a jerk!

07:04Seriously, man. Way to perpetuate an alligator stereotype.

07:09I've tried everything. Why is nothing working?

07:12If all else fails, use a cage.

07:16Well, if I can't make friends with him the nice way, I'll do it the mean way.

07:22Well, she's all set, Sewer Mike.

07:24One friend cage complete with top-of-the-line E-330 security system.

07:28That's great! Let me just find my checkbook.

07:31Guys, I think we're gonna be fine.

07:35There!

07:36I can't live on the same side of the bathroom with someone who thinks toilet paper should be hung in the underhand position!

07:47I'm sorry! It's not you! It's this place!

07:50I think it's getting to both of us!

07:53You're right. We should escape.

07:56Hey, there's a chili recipe in here that sounds pretty good. Maybe I'll try it tonight.

08:00Run!

08:01Hey!

08:04If you're not my friends, then you're my dinner!

08:09Ow! Oh no! Dead end!

08:12Ha! Got ya! Now quit putting up a fuss!

08:16I'm gonna open my mouth and one by one you kids climb in!

08:20Aw, come on! The small pipe!

08:25Okay, Mr. Teepee! Hold on tight!

08:27Once that sink overflows and fills the room with water, the pressure will open the door and we'll be free!

08:39Oh, hey guys! Great timing!

08:41We're just about to set sail.

08:43Harold? What's with the beard?

08:46Dude, are you okay?

08:48I don't think any of us are going to be okay in a second!

08:51Mike is right behind us!

08:59Mr. Teepee!

09:06We made it!

09:07Not all of us! Mr. Teepee! Where are you? Mr. Teepee! No!

09:14Sorry, pal. At least he died doing what he loved. Absorbing fluids.

09:19Where's Mike? I didn't think he was going to give up until he found a friend!

09:26You said it, Mr. Teepee. You said it.

09:30Well, at least things can get back to normal around here now.

09:33Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

09:35What happened to my new bathroom?!

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