Shehzada Goga Joota Lekar Agaya Dhoondne Apni Raani, Haroon Ko Deni Par Gai Agha Majid Ki Qurbani

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00:03 Welcome back, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

00:06 Time machine.

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01:22 [LAUGHTER]

01:23 His face has to be polished to get the grease.

01:27 He doesn't have any dirt on his face.

01:29 His moustache is so cute. What is this?

01:32 Where will I apply the grease on my clothes?

01:34 Haroon saab, I'm an electrician.

01:36 Oh, so he's an electrician. That's why he's clean.

01:38 Yes. - Where will you apply the grease on Tara's clothes?

01:41 I'll apply it on her crotch.

01:42 How much time will it take? We have to complete the segment.

01:45 Bro, it's a one and a half hour show. - Yes.

01:47 Wait for half an hour.

01:48 No, no. Our segment is ten to twelve minutes long.

01:50 Give me five minutes.

01:52 Five minutes is too much.

01:53 Which mechanic asks for five minutes?

01:56 Oh!

01:59 What happened to you?

02:02 A wire got torn. I thought the engine is on current.

02:05 He's an electrician. He doesn't even know about current.

02:09 And trust me, I found out when I came close.

02:13 He's a mechanic.

02:14 You should tell Arjun about this. He's really dirty.

02:19 Haroon saab.. - Okay, there's one thing.

02:21 This mechanic is honest. - How?

02:24 He said that he doesn't bathe for years.

02:26 I'm saying this on air. This is true.

02:30 You can go.

02:31 I'm saying this on air.

02:34 I'm not joking.

02:36 You can go.

02:38 Our machine is broken.

02:40 When Tom and Jerry used to get electric shock

02:42 Tom's face used to turn black. His face was white.

02:45 You think that whatever happens in cartoons..

02:47 It should happen with honesty.

02:49 If you get electric shock.. - Yes.

02:52 ..then birds will fly. - Yes.

02:53 If you get electric shock, you should bury it in the ground.

02:57 Bury it?

02:59 Have you ever got electric shock?

03:00 No, I've seen it.

03:01 Have you ever got electric shock? - Yes.

03:03 Then get the soil.

03:05 No, sir. His grandma got electric shock.

03:08 He buried her in the ground.

03:09 He's a third person. - No.

03:10 Observe.

03:12 Why is there a spark?

03:14 Sir, it's not right.

03:15 Send someone. There's a spark.

03:17 [THUNDER]

03:20 What happened?

03:21 Wow!

03:24 "My beloved king."

03:27 "My beloved king."

03:29 "My sister is my support."

03:31 "A little bit."

03:34 He was a bachelor in the last lane.

03:37 Ask him who is here.

03:40 All the musicians are here.

03:41 All the musicians are here.

03:42 The musicians..

03:44 You don't know I'm Prince Charming.

03:47 I'm searching my beloved princess.

03:49 Oh!

03:52 I'm personal guard from Prince Charming.

03:54 Personal guard from Prince Charming.

03:56 Sir, I understood who is here.

03:59 Who is here?

03:59 Prince Charming in Cinderella

04:02 who sees shoes in his function.

04:05 He sees shoes and thinks that shoes are so beautiful.

04:08 Look at his attire.

04:11 How beautiful it is.

04:13 He was making women wear shoes in the entire city.

04:16 The orphan girl, Cinderella

04:18 who had the shoes

04:19 used to stay with her step-mother.

04:22 She used to torture her.

04:23 She felt bad because it was her shoes.

04:26 She went with him.

04:28 The prince is here.

04:29 He has shoes in his hand. Show me.

04:32 Listen to me.

04:34 It looks like Cinderella's father's shoes.

04:36 No, it was Cinderella's shoes.

04:40 Cinderella.

04:42 It must be Cinderella.

04:43 Okay. You didn't get it.

04:46 No, I didn't get it.

04:47 Come to the function.

04:48 What is this?

04:50 You are Prince Charming.

04:51 I'm a TV anchor. You are Prince Charming.

04:54 What is this?

04:55 And she was at the Cinderella function.

04:57 You had a ball at home.

05:01 Dancing.

05:02 Yes.

05:03 The woman who had shoes in her house came there.

05:07 Why do you think she will look beautiful?

05:10 Do you recognize her face or who was she?

05:12 I don't recognize her face.

05:15 But I think

05:16 the one who will wear these shoes

05:19 will be beautiful and will be lucky.

05:22 The prince said everything.

05:24 But he didn't see the shoes.

05:26 Did you see the princess running?

05:32 No, I saw the shoes.

05:34 I didn't see the princess.

05:37 How can you say that?

05:38 The princess.

05:39 In the stories, you have written that you danced with the girl.

05:43 You talked to her.

05:44 And you didn't see her face.

05:46 I didn't see her face. I didn't recognize her.

05:49 Didn't you take her cell phone number when she was running?

05:52 At that time, cell phone.

05:55 She is you.

05:57 Prince, her feet are 10 numbers.

05:59 She is.. - She is like a small family.

06:02 I brought you here because of this.

06:05 Your feet are 10 numbers. Everyone knows that.

06:10 What? - He doesn't know.

06:12 How does everyone know? You wear her feet.

06:15 Her feet are 10 numbers.

06:18 She is leather. She can open her feet.

06:21 Whether he agrees or not, he sells shoes at Hassan Square.

06:24 He is not a prince. - He is a fake prince.

06:29 I am not a prince. But I want to check this.

06:34 Because I think these shoes are beautiful.

06:36 Because you know that she is a rich prince.

06:39 If you get these shoes, you will be lucky.

06:42 Tell me something.

06:44 Wait. You are a prince.

06:46 Mr. Agar, Mr. Salim, Mr. Danish, all of you.

06:51 I have a question. - Yes.

06:53 Why does the girl always get a prince in all these stories?

06:58 Why didn't it ever happen that a car mechanic came behind Cinderella?

07:02 Sir, the reason is that first of all, it is love.

07:06 And then money comes in between.

07:09 Wow. - Wow.

07:11 Amazing. Amazing.

07:12 That's why you have built brothels.

07:14 Come on, Charmin. Try the shoes.

07:17 Your feet are very beautiful.

07:20 Don't give it to him. He will become a prostitute.

07:23 Shut up. - Why?

07:25 Welcome. - Welcome.

07:29 Welcome.

07:31 This is.. - This. - This is..

07:34 It's open. - No. It's open.

07:37 It's open.

07:38 No. - He is going to play with the soul. No problem.

07:40 You don't have a foot. You can wear any footwear.

07:44 He is literally angry that now he will become a princess.

07:49 Charmin is not a small boy.

07:54 Salad is a small boy.

07:56 This is the last piece.

07:59 Listen. The shoes are good. - What is your problem?

08:03 The problem is that I am happily married.

08:06 Prince Charmin.

08:08 I wanted to get married.

08:09 And now my shoes are dirty.

08:12 Prince, you are not a man.

08:14 You don't know princesses.

08:16 Find them.

08:17 Oh.

08:19 You will get the shoes.

08:20 Me? Have you gone mad?

08:22 No. Your hands.

08:24 He is talking about you. - You will be my princess.

08:26 Come. - I will be back.

08:27 This is the next piece.

08:29 This is the first rehearsal.

08:31 The shoes are going. Put them together.

08:33 You should give the shoes to your brother as a gift.

08:37 Listen. Is there a discount?

08:41 No. I have brought the goods.

08:43 Can I get another colour?

08:46 No. He wants the colour. This is the final piece.

08:49 Leave it. I will..

08:55 Here.

08:57 Okay. It is very open.

08:59 It is open. - Not the house.

09:01 It is open.

09:02 It is open.

09:03 Take off the shoes.

09:04 I will wear them.

09:07 Mr. Haroon, let me go to the palace.

09:10 If he is a prince, the palace will be full of girls.

09:14 Come on.

09:19 In the story, she doesn't have a magician.

09:22 Right. - She says that she will make you

09:24 wear beautiful clothes like a princess.

09:26 She will make you a princess.

09:28 But come back before 12.

09:30 She doesn't give her cycle back before 12.

09:32 She will be a witch.

09:35 She is my princess.

09:40 How is that possible?

09:41 All the magicians have done this to her.

09:44 She was a good magician.

09:46 She is a magician.

09:48 No. You are making fun of me.

09:51 No. She is not the princess. - She is the princess.

09:54 Which princess is so bald?

09:56 Remove the shoes.

09:59 The magician has made her look like a princess.

10:03 No. - She is the princess.

10:05 No. Prince.

10:06 I will remove the shoes.

10:07 Leave it. - She is the princess.

10:10 He is a magician.

10:11 What happened?

10:13 Wear the shoes.

10:15 No. I am not mad.

10:17 Don't you dare.

10:18 Listen to the prince.

10:20 Or I will shoot you.

10:21 Tell the prince to make her look like a girl.

10:24 Wear it.

10:28 What happened? - The shoes are coming.

10:30 The shoes are coming.

10:32 No.

10:34 No.

10:35 Look at this.

10:36 Like this. - It is really coming.

10:38 The shoes are coming. Come with me.

10:41 The shoes are coming. But the machine won't be able to do it.

10:44 She is my princess.

10:47 I have found my princess.

10:49 Who is your princess?

10:51 She is my princess.

10:52 Are you mad?

10:54 She is my princess. - She is my princess.

10:56 Don't call her by her name.

10:58 She is my princess.

10:59 She is my princess. - Come.

11:01 Why doesn't he leave?

11:02 Leave the prince.

11:03 Princess.

11:05 You are my princess. Come with me.

11:08 There will be palaces, gold, and gardens.

11:11 Leave the prince.

11:13 Arun. - Yes.

11:15 Don't touch me.

11:16 He has changed after seeing the shoes.

11:20 Come.

11:26 Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.

11:27 We will meet after the break.

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