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00:08Oh, my God.
00:38I know I left it here somewhere, and, oh, hello everyone, and welcome to Wiggle Your Bottom, Shake and Grin.
01:04Oh great wriggling everyone, excuse me a minute.
01:07I'm just um, having a look for my just-in times.
01:10I can't see it anywhere.
01:20Justin for Justin, Justin for Justin, Justin for Justin, Justin for Justin in Justin's house.
01:30Well hello everybody, do you think Justin's house is looking particularly dusty, dustless
01:37and tidy today? Thank you very much, that's very kind of you. I got up especially early
01:45this morning to make sure that everything was completely spotless before you all arrived.
01:49Yeah, a smelly sock. Now it must be in here somewhere, let's have a look shall we? Freeze
02:03my gizmos, where did these come from?
02:10Ah, now I think I know where it is, it must be in the bathroom. I'll just go and have
02:17a
02:18look. Now where did these come from? From Justin? Well I can't see him, look I'll tell you what,
02:26I'll clear these all away and then we can carry on all right. Oh dearie me, well I couldn't
02:32find it in the bathroom everyone.
02:38Don't worry, don't worry, I know where it is. Yes, it's under my bed.
02:47Hang on a minute, this isn't the Justin times, it's my super small pair of slippers.
02:53I'll just pop them down here, there we are. Lovely. Well I can't seem to keep on top of the
03:01mess today. I hope my cogs aren't slowing down. Oh dear. Hang on, hang on everyone, I've remembered
03:09now, I was reading my Justin times in bed last night, so it must be still inside my bed.
03:20There, all tidy again. Who put the lights out? I can't see. I'll just get rid of this.
03:28Oh, oh, oh, I've blown a fuse in me head. Oh no, I'm fine, I'm fine. But where is all
03:36this
03:36mess coming from? From, from Justin? Oh, Justin. Ah, hi Robert. Hello sir.
03:46Hey, is everyone ready to sing? Oh, hey Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player. Firing up sir.
03:55And hit it. Hitting it. Right then, come on everyone, up on your feet and dance with us.
04:01Woo, yeah. Come on Robert, here we go. Ha ha. Yeah, woo.
04:10Justin's house is the place you want to play in. Justin's house. You're my special guest today.
04:16Justin's house is the place you want to stay in. Everyone's broken here in Justin's house.
04:22Yeah, woo. There's Robert, the robot and little monster 2. There's someone else we think to
04:28do who. He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face. He's Justin. Yay. And this is my place.
04:37Come on everyone, sing along. Here we go. Justin's house.
04:41Justin's house is the place you want to play in. Justin's house. You're my special guest today.
04:46Justin's house is the place you want to stay in. Everybody welcome here in Justin's house.
04:51Woo, ha ha. We sing here and dance here. Make silly games too. But it wouldn't be fun if it
04:57wasn't for you.
04:58You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face. You're brilliant. You really are ace.
05:06Come on everyone, here we go. Sing along.
05:09Justin's house is the place you want to stay in. Justin's house. You're my special guest today.
05:15Justin's house is the place you want to stay in. Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house.
05:26Justin's house. Yay. Well done everybody.
05:33Oh Robert, weren't they fabulous? Oh they were fantabulously fabulous I'd say, sir.
05:45What's the matter, sir? Everything was fantabulously fabulous a moment ago.
05:49Oh, well Robert, I can't find my Justin times. I mean, hang on a minute.
05:56Robert, have you tidied it away? No, sir. Wait a second. Oh, don't worry. I know who's got it.
06:06It must be Little Monster. Yeah. Hey, have you seen Little Monster? Where is she?
06:16Little Monster. Woo! Little Monster. Woo!
06:34Aha! There she is everyone. Excuse me, Robert. May I?
06:38Little Monster. Now, where is my Justin times? Yes. What?
06:48Uh, sir, your, um, your Justin times is in your, um, back pocket.
06:55It's not, is it everyone?
06:59Robert, I would not be so silly enough to put this in my, ah.
07:06It's in my back pocket. Yes, sir. Yes. Sorry, Robert.
07:10That's all right, sir. And, um, mm-mm. Oh, yes, of course. Uh, Little Monster, I'm, uh...
07:15Sorry!
07:16Uh, now listen, Robert, old pal. Yes, sir.
07:19While I read the Justin times, I've just made you a, a tiny little list with a, a couple of
07:25jobs there to do.
07:26Oh, well... If you don't mind. Oh, all right, sir. Well, let's see. Uh, wash the dishes and dust the
07:31cornflakes.
07:31Well, that shouldn't take me too long. Yeah, I think you'll find, Robert, there's a, a couple of other jobs
07:36to do as well.
07:37Well, well, really, sir? Well, I can't see them on the thing...
07:40Oh, sir! With the unravelling of the jobs and the...
07:44And, Robert, um, do you mind trying to do the jobs as quickly as possible? Then we can have extra
07:49fun with everyone, can't we?
07:52Oh, yes. Well, well, uh, of course, sir.
07:55Oh, please, my gears. This is a much bigger list than normal.
07:58I mean, even if I'd turned myself up to a super-fast robot, I'd be here till next week with
08:02this lot.
08:03Hey, Robert, wow! Look what it says here in the Justin times. It says...
08:09Do you have lots of jobs that need doing quickly? Then you need a new super-fast turbo robot.
08:17I mean, to get through all these jobs quickly, you'd need to be a super-fast turbo robot.
08:21I'd need to tidy, cook and dust at super-fast turbo speed.
08:25Oh, look at this! The new Roberta Turbo Robot can tidy cook and dust at super-turbo speed.
08:33Oh, there seem to be more and more jobs to do in Justin's house these days.
08:37Oh, if only someone could lend a hand.
08:40Ooh, let Roberta lend a hand.
08:43Then maybe I'd get the jobs done quicker.
08:47What? Eh?
08:49Robert, that settles it.
08:51Ha-ha! I know what we're going to do.
08:53We're going to get a new Roberta Turbo Robot.
08:58A new... robot?
09:01Dave, hold this.
09:03What ever for, sir?
09:05Well, you said yourself.
09:06I mean, there's lots of jobs to do and you can't cope, can you?
09:10Did I say that, Dave?
09:12Oh!
09:12Well, that's enough out of you. Give me that.
09:14No, sir, I'm sure I can get through these lists in no time at all.
09:18I mean, it's not as...
09:18Oh, it's even longer with more jobs.
09:21Oh, what's first?
09:22Polish the tomatoes. I'm polishing the tomatoes, sir.
09:24Right then, I'm going to call the robot company straight away.
09:28OK, now then, what's the number, everyone?
09:29I think it's five, isn't it?
09:32Ah, there we are.
09:33Oh, it's ringing.
09:35Oh, ahem.
09:36Er, hello.
09:37Yes, erm, I'd like a free trial of a Roberta Turbo Robot, please.
09:42Erm, who am I speaking to?
09:45Ooh!
09:46Robert, I'm speaking to Roberta now.
09:49Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
09:51I'm too busy with your list.
09:52Now, what's next? Count the baked beans again?
09:55Er, yes, I, er...
09:57Oh, yes, I do already have a robot.
09:59Yes, it is a robot.
10:02Right, erm...
10:03Yes, erm, he is one of the older models.
10:07Yes, he dusts and cleans.
10:10Yes, but he's struggling with all of the extra work at the moment.
10:14That's why I thought I'd get him some help.
10:16He's going to be so pleased, isn't he, everyone?
10:19Yeah!
10:21Oh, you'll send a Roberta round straight away.
10:24OK?
10:25Oh, great!
10:25OK, thank you very much.
10:27Bye!
10:28Oh!
10:30Did you hear that, Robert?
10:31Oh, no, no, sir.
10:33I've been very busy with your list, you see.
10:35Oh, look, erm, done, done.
10:37Erm, yes, now...
10:38Robert, you've still got lots more to do on that list.
10:41Oh, well...
10:41And that's why it's so exciting that Roberta is on her way!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47Who's at the door?
10:48Who's at the door?
10:49Someone went to go to it.
10:52Robert, get the door.
10:53Well, can't you get the door, sir?
10:55Yeah, but that's your job.
10:57Well, I'm too busy with your list now.
10:58What's the next job?
11:00Oh, all right, then.
11:01I'll...
11:02Oh!
11:02Get the door!
11:03I'm coming, sir!
11:04Whoa!
11:06Hello, Roberta.
11:07I'm, er...
11:07Justin!
11:09I am Roberta Turbo.
11:11Ooh!
11:12Wow!
11:13Well, come on in.
11:14Welcome.
11:14This is Justin's house and, er...
11:16These are my, er...
11:17Friends!
11:18Hello, everyone.
11:19Are you all having a lovely time in...
11:23Justin's house!
11:26Robert!
11:27Look at her go!
11:29She's super speedy and...
11:30and turbo fast, wouldn't you say?
11:32Oh, yes.
11:33She does have a turn of speed on her, sir.
11:34Yes.
11:35Oh!
11:36May I?
11:37Actually, madam, it's a very technical list.
11:39I'd rather if you could...
11:40Well, this won't take me long.
11:41What?
11:41How did she...?
11:42Well, I'll just...
11:43No, no, no.
11:44That's fine.
11:45Thank you very much.
11:46How did that...?
11:47Right.
11:48Sir.
11:49Yes.
11:49Will you please just kindly sit down
11:50and I will take care of everything as fast as I can.
11:54All right.
11:54Now.
11:56Oh!
11:56Little monster!
11:58Oh, I'm coming, sir!
11:59Oh!
12:00Oh!
12:00Oh, Robert!
12:01What's got into you today?
12:03Oh, well, sir, I was trying to save you from little monsters.
12:06Fine, sir.
12:07Oh!
12:07Oh, delicious.
12:09Oh, but I just wasn't fast enough.
12:11Oh, lovely.
12:12I...
12:13Thank you!
12:14Oh!
12:15Hang on.
12:17What's going on?
12:18Well, I don't...
12:19No, sir.
12:20Robert, what's she doing?
12:22Well, I'm not sure, sir, but I think she may have, um, blown a circuit.
12:27Hmm.
12:27I think you might be right, Robert.
12:29I think I have some spare circuits in my workshop, sir.
12:32I'll just go and see.
12:33Oh, good idea.
12:34Thanks, Robert.
12:35Oh!
12:35Oh!
12:36Who's at the door?
12:38Who's at the door?
12:39Someone better answer it.
12:41I'll get the door.
12:42Oh!
12:43But...
12:43But that's my job.
12:45Robert, in the history of Justin's house, you've never got the door.
12:49Well, I know I haven't, sir, but it's still my job.
12:51Look, Roberta got the door.
12:53And she got it turbo fast.
12:56I know.
12:57Ow!
12:57Oh!
12:57Oh!
12:59Oh!
13:00Sir, let me help you.
13:01Oh!
13:01My ratchet.
13:03Oh, that's why you put down the cushions.
13:05You really are amazing.
13:07Oh, you are Roberta.
13:09I mean, Robert, how did we ever get along without her?
13:11Er, well, I may not be turbo fast, sir, but I do try to work hard.
13:15Er, excuse me, guys.
13:16Can I have my ball back, please?
13:18Wow!
13:18Now, this is Keithy Uppy.
13:22Whoa!
13:23He's the best footballer in Justin Town.
13:26Kick it, Keith!
13:27Oh!
13:28Whoo!
13:28That's amazing!
13:31Oh!
13:32Oh!
13:33Oh!
13:33What!
13:33Look at that!
13:35Yay!
13:39Whoa!
13:41Just incredible!
13:43Oh!
13:45Oh!
13:46I'm going to get a better view.
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:48It's okay to play football in Justin's house, but not your house.
13:54No!
13:55Right!
13:55My turn!
13:56Come on, Keithy.
13:57Kick it on over.
13:58Oh, now I just need something to catch it.
14:00Um...
14:01Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:03I wasn't quick enough.
14:05That's it.
14:05A bit higher.
14:06A bit higher.
14:07A bit higher.
14:08Up!
14:08Hey!
14:10Yay!
14:15Yay!
14:17Come on, everyone!
14:18A huge cheer for Keithy Uppy!
14:21Thanks, Keithy!
14:22Thanks, everyone!
14:23Thanks, Keithy!
14:24Great stuff!
14:25Wow!
14:26Oh!
14:28Well, Roberta, if you're going to be at Justin's house for a while,
14:31I'd better show you around.
14:33We'll start with Robert's workshop, shall we?
14:37Oh!
14:38After you.
14:39Oh!
14:41Dot my diodes!
14:43What am I going to do?
14:44Justin's house doesn't need me any more.
14:46I mean, Roberta is so super turbo fast,
14:49she can do everything so much quicker than me!
14:51Oh!
14:52There's only one thing for it.
14:55Huh?
14:57But...
14:58Panic!
14:59Oh!
15:00Roberta is so much quicker than me!
15:01Justin doesn't need me any more!
15:03Oh!
15:03Come to me, sir!
15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:06Wait...
15:06What?
15:07What?
15:09Oh, look at Roberta's spin!
15:11She's super turbo fast!
15:13She's the best dancer Justin has ever panic buttoned with!
15:17Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:18Oh, I'm so sorry, sir!
15:21Robert, why are you panicking so much?
15:24Oh, well, sir, it's because Roberta is super turbo speedy
15:27and way more up to date than I am.
15:28I mean, look, she even does the super turbo speed!
15:31I mean, I can't keep up with her. You just don't need me in Justin's house anymore. I'll go and
15:36pack my bags.
15:37Robert, now, wait just a minute. We need Robert, don't we, everyone?
15:43Do you see? You do?
15:45Yes! We all love you, Robert.
15:48The only reason we got another robot in was to help you out with all of the jobs to do.
15:54You should rest for a while.
15:56Oh, really? Well, thank you, sir.
15:58Come on, come and sit down and relax.
16:00Well, I will, sir, but I'd just like to get these last few jobs finished.
16:04Oh, Robert!
16:05No, it's all right, sir. It won't take long.
16:07All I need to do is clean your smelly socks.
16:10Clean socks?
16:11Oh, right. Well, all right. Finish the dusting.
16:15Dusting!
16:17Oh, all right. And therefore, make your favourite sandwich.
16:21Make sandwich!
16:23With the special ingredient...
16:26Strawberry jelly slices.
16:28Oh, you know that one as well, I see.
16:30Wow!
16:31Well, it seems to me that Roberta's got it all under control, Robert.
16:36All right.
16:36So you can come and have a lovely relax right here.
16:40Well, I just don't think robots are very good at relaxing, sir.
16:43Robert, come on.
16:54There we are.
16:56So, relax.
16:58We're going to relax, all right.
17:01I can't relax with your arm up.
17:03I can't move that out of the way.
17:04Oh!
17:06No, it's not, it's not...
17:07What are you doing?
17:07It's not working, sir.
17:10Right, well, I'm bored.
17:10I'm going to see if Roberta needs a hand.
17:13Oh, Robert!
17:14Come on, relax.
17:16Forget about the dusting.
17:18Dusting!
17:19Look, why don't you read the Just-In Times?
17:23That'll help you relax.
17:24Well, all right, sir.
17:26Oh, sir!
17:28Robert, I said forget about the dusting.
17:32Dusting!
17:33No!
17:34But, sir, you've missed something very important about Roberta in the Just-In Times.
17:37It's in very small letters.
17:39Oh, forget the small print.
17:41No!
17:43Oh, yes, warning!
17:45Overusing Roberta's turbo speed setting can cause turbo discombobulation.
17:49Oh!
17:50I mean, discombobulation is bad enough, but turbo discombobulation!
17:54Oh, I tell you what, Robert, I'm looking forward to my yummy, scrummy sandwich!
17:58Sandwich!
17:59Sandwich!
18:00Oh, sorry, Roberta.
18:02Sir, I didn't mean to interrupt your cleaning of the socks and dusting.
18:05Clean socks!
18:06Dusting!
18:07Dusting!
18:07D-d-d-d-dusting!
18:09No, but, sir, if Roberta keeps doing things at super turbo speed, she might turbo discombob...
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh, dear!
18:17My tummy's rumbling.
18:18Uh, is my sandwich ready, please, Roberta?
18:20Sandwich!
18:22Sandwich!
18:23Do you notice everything I say, Robert, like, um, dusting and cleaning socks?
18:28Dusting!
18:29Clean socks!
18:30Clean socks!
18:31She tries to do it.
18:32Socks!
18:33Turbo fast!
18:34Do everything, turbo fast!
18:37Oh!
18:37Clean socks!
18:38We're dusting!
18:39Dusting socks!
18:40Oh, sir!
18:40I think she's about to discombobulate!
18:44Let me read!
18:44Turbo discombobulate!
18:46Turbo discombobulate!
18:48Turbo discombobulate!
18:51Oh, how do we switch it off?
18:54Switch it off!
18:58Robert, well done!
19:01Thank you, thank you.
19:04Turbo fast thinking there, old Robbo.
19:06Oh, just doing the job, sir.
19:08I think you should do the housework from now on.
19:11Although, that sandwich does look delicious.
19:14I think I'll just have a little bite.
19:18How did that get in there?
19:19Power up!
19:24Roberta, are you alright?
19:26Oh, I'm alright now, sir. Thank you.
19:28But I turbo discombobulated, trying to do everything at once.
19:33Turbo speed!
19:34But I couldn't even make you a sandwich.
19:38I'll leave now.
19:40Roberta, don't leave.
19:42Look, this sandwich is...
19:44Robert, take that.
19:46Delicious.
19:48And everybody's loved having you here.
19:50Haven't you, everyone?
19:54Oh, Roberta, I'm sure there's something we can do to cheer you up.
19:58Isn't there, everyone?
19:59Yes!
20:00Robert, can I borrow you for a minute?
20:02Shall we sing a song to Roberta?
20:04I think that's a wonderful idea, sir.
20:06I have just the one.
20:07Oh, I'm RMP, whatever.
20:12Roberta, we love you.
20:17Roberta, we do.
20:21Roberta, we love you.
20:26Roberta, we love you.
20:30We do! Come on!
20:31Roberta, we love you.
20:34Roberta, we do.
20:37Roberta, we love you.
20:40Roberta, we love you.
20:45Hey, do you feel better, Roberta?
20:48Oh, yes, thank you, sir.
20:49Because you are an amazing robot, isn't she, everyone?
20:55Oh, thank you, sir.
20:58But it only takes one amazing robot to run Justin's house.
21:01Oh.
21:02An especially amazing robot called...
21:06Robert.
21:07Oh, well, that's very...
21:09Yes.
21:10Well, Roberta, before you leave Justin's house,
21:13would you like to sing one more song with us?
21:16Oh, yes, please.
21:18Hit it.
21:19Hitting it, madam.
21:20Ha-ha.
21:21Robots off.
21:22Here we go, everybody.
21:23Robots with us.
21:24Beep bop.
21:25Beep bop.
21:26Beep bop bop.
21:28Beep bop bop.
21:29Beep bop.
21:30Beep bop.
21:30Beep bop bop.
21:32Resting robots, power up.
21:36Here we go.
21:38Robots bow and say hello.
21:41Robots are done.
21:43Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
21:45Robots bop.
21:46Bop to the side.
21:49Robots bop.
21:50Slide and glide.
21:53Robots bop.
21:54Robots bop.
21:55Bop round.
21:56Robots bop.
21:58Bop round.
21:58A bop to the ground.
21:59Bring it down.
22:00Come on, everyone.
22:01Everybody be a robot.
22:02Ha-ha.
22:03That's it.
22:04Any robot you like.
22:05Well done.
22:07Here we go.
22:09Oh, yes.
22:10Oh, yes.
22:11Go up there.
22:12Oh, where are my feet going?
22:13Where are you?
22:14Power down.
22:15Everybody power down.
22:17Here we go.
22:18Ready.
22:20Left arm first.
22:22Beep bop.
22:23Beep bop.
22:24Beep bop.
22:25Beep bop.
22:27Beep bop.
22:28Beep bop.
22:30Beep bop.
22:37Bop bop.
22:38Slow.
22:39Robots bop.
22:40Fast and slow.
22:43Robots bop.
22:44Up.
22:45Bop your knees.
22:46Robots bop.
22:48A bop and breeze.
22:50Here we go.
22:50Go crazy.
22:51Crazy robot.
22:52A bop and breeze.
22:53Yay.
22:54Oh, well done, everybody.
22:58Very good.
22:59Fantastic robotics, eh, everyone?
23:01Very good.
23:01Well, let's have a huge cheer for our special guest, Roberta.
23:09Let's hear it for Robert.
23:13And for Little Monster.
23:17And a big cheer for you.
23:20Yay.
23:22And we'll see you next time in...
23:26Jesse's Payne.
23:28Bye.
23:28Bye.
23:29Bye.
23:30Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:32Bye.
23:33Bye.
23:33Bye.
23:33Bye.
23:33Bye.
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