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00:08Dan Tolkien Reviewer
00:09Yankee
00:35GENERIC DRUM TRACK
00:36My name is Robert
00:38I love to dust, dust, dust, dust
00:40In the house of Justworth
00:42Oh, oh, hello there, little monster
00:44What did you think of my dusting wrap?
00:47Cheeky
00:48I've made it up for all of our guests
00:50The next time they come to visit
00:51I think they're going to like it
00:53Hang on, what are you up to?
00:54No, no, no, no, you don't
00:56You know the rules
00:57No messy things in my workshop
00:58This is the one place that I can come
01:00To avoid the mess of Justin's house
01:03Oh, Robert
01:07Hi, Robert, good to see you
01:09Hello
01:09I was just wondering if I could eat my extra small bowl of Munchy Crunchy Flakes in here
01:14Well, as long as you don't make any mess
01:16Oh, no, I won't, Robert
01:19Oh, hi, little monster, how are you?
01:22Oh, too messy for my workshop
01:27Sorry, Robert
01:30Who's at the door? Who's at the door?
01:33Someone better answer it
01:35Robert, get the door
01:36Well, can't you get it, sir
01:37I'm afraid I'm going to be busy putting my workshop to the way it should be
01:41A haven of peace and tidiness
01:43Yes, I suppose I did spill the odd flake or two
01:46Yes, one or two
01:47All right, I'll go and get it
01:50This time
01:52Look at that
01:58Oh, hi, you two
01:59Look at all of this post
02:01Well, who's it all from?
02:03Oh, I don't know
02:04Shall we read one of the letters?
02:05Oh, here's one
02:06Right
02:08It says here
02:09Dear Justin, Robert and Little Monster
02:12So many funny things have happened in your house
02:15I'd love to see some of them again
02:17Lots of love from Ida Down and Kneel Down
02:20Oh, very good
02:22Well, it looks like Little Monster thinks it's a good idea
02:25But how are we going to see all of those funny things again?
02:29Ah, ah, not the pie, little monster
02:31It's too messy
02:32What?
02:34Well, you've invented a pie cam and you've recorded everything in Justin's house on it
02:39Well, I have to say I am impressed
02:41I thought I was the only inventor in this house
02:44Well, I suppose if we could connect the pie cam to the screen
02:49We could see what's been recorded on it
02:51Now, where are my tools?
02:52Ah, right
02:52Let me see
02:53Oh, I get it, little monster, right
02:59Yes, I think inventor, little monster is one step ahead of you, Robert
03:04Oh, all right then
03:06Well, we just need to make the pie, play back the footage
03:08So if I turn it to 482 megahertz and probably touch it
03:13Oh, oh, we could do that
03:15Well done, little monster
03:17Yeah, all right
03:20Let's see you popping up and down
03:23Yeah
03:24Here we go
03:26Justin House
03:28The place you want to play in
03:29Justin House
03:30You're my special guest today
03:32Justin House
03:33Here's the place you want to play in
03:35Everybody's welcome here
03:37Justin House
03:39And there's Robert, the robot, and little monster too
03:42And someone else
03:44We think you know who
03:45He's funny and sad
03:47He has a smile on his face
03:49He's Justin
03:50Yay
03:51And this is my place
03:53Sing along, everyone
03:54Here we go
03:54Let's hear you
03:55Justin House
03:57This is the place you want to play in
03:59Justin House
04:00You're my special guest today
04:01Justin House
04:03Here's the place you want to play in
04:04Everybody's welcome here in
04:06Justin House
04:08We sing here
04:09And dance here
04:10Play silly games too
04:11But it wouldn't be fun
04:13If it wasn't for you
04:14You're funny and sunny
04:16Put a smile on my face
04:17You're brilliant
04:20You really are
04:22Sing along, everyone
04:23Here we go
04:25Justin House
04:26The place you want to play in
04:28Justin House
04:29You're my special guest today
04:30Justin House
04:32Here's the place you want to play in
04:34Everybody's welcome here in
04:35Justin House
04:36Justin House
04:37One more time
04:38Oh, I think they want to, sir
04:39Justin House
04:41This is the place you want to play in
04:42Justin House
04:44You're my special guest today
04:45Justin House
04:47This is the place you want to stay in
04:48Everybody's welcome here in
04:50Justin House
04:52Everybody's welcome here in
04:53The King's
04:57Justin House
04:58Yay!
04:59Aw, wasn't that lovely?
05:01Yes
05:02We got to sing the Justin's House song again
05:04I must say, little monster, it really is very good
05:06A much tidier use for a custard pie than usual
05:08Yeah, all right, Robert
05:10What is it, little monster?
05:12Oh, you want to read another letter?
05:14OK
05:14Yes, next
05:15Right, let's see what's in this one
05:16He took the paint off
05:19Oh, dearie me
05:22Right, this one says
05:23Dear Dustin
05:25Duspin
05:26Oh, I'm sure that they mean Justin
05:30But I wouldn't be too sure
05:32Anyway, it says
05:33Please, please, please
05:34Could you and
05:36Rabbit the Robot
05:38Rabbit the Robot?
05:41Goin, goin, goin
05:42Yeah, all right
05:43Get on, really
05:44It says
05:45Oh, and of course
05:46The wonderfully funny little monster
05:49Hmm
05:50Could you show us
05:52Some more funny moments
05:53From
05:55Duspin's house
05:56Best wishes
05:57Russell Sprout
05:59Russell Sprout
06:00Oh
06:01Well, I suppose we could
06:03I guess that answers it
06:06I've got one
06:09Hang on a minute
06:10I'll try
06:11Try it the other way round, sir
06:14OK, this way
06:16That's better
06:17I'll just go
06:19Hang on a minute
06:21I'll just climb under here
06:23Wait a second
06:24There you go
06:26Let me help you, sir
06:28Coming through
06:29Get away, what are you doing
06:30Get out
06:32Robert
06:34Believe it
06:34I mean, where's he gone now
06:38Right, OK
06:40Let's give it a good pull
06:41After three
06:42Well, all right
06:42No, no, no, Robert
06:43We're all right
06:44Will you help us count to three, everyone
06:46Excellent
06:48OK, I'll just do some warming up
06:50Right, here we go
06:51Ready, everyone
06:53One
06:54Two
06:55Three
07:01Robert
07:02Look, could you take this matter
07:05Right, now, can you help me up
07:07Of course
07:09Look, hold on to this
07:11I'm sorry, sir
07:12I'm sorry
07:12Really
07:13Now, you go and get the paint
07:15All right
07:18Really
07:18Now, what do I need
07:20Remember to stir
07:21Oh, yes, I need to go and get some brushes
07:26It's all right, it's all right
07:27Robert
07:27What are you doing?
07:29There's no time to mess around
07:30Is there, everyone?
07:33We have got some painting
07:35Are you sure that ladder's safe, sir?
07:39I mean, it does look a little, well
07:41Um
07:42Rickety
07:42Yes
07:43Oh, yes, this ladder's safe, isn't it, everyone?
07:46Yes, I made it this morning in your workshop
07:49Thanks, Dave
07:50Now, I'm going to climb up the top
07:52And then we can get on with the paint
07:53Oh, well
07:57I have to hand it to Mr. Joe King
08:00That was funny, sir
08:02It was, it was
08:02I mean, especially when you broke the ladder
08:04Oh, all right
08:05Yes, OK, Robert
08:06I remember
08:08What's that?
08:08Another letter, little monster
08:09All right, we've got time for another one
08:11Here we go
08:11Oh, Robert, look at this one
08:13Oh, hang on a minute
08:15This one's for you, little monster
08:17Oh, what does it say?
08:18Well, it says
08:19Dear the great and famous little monster
08:23What?
08:24Hmm, um
08:24You are so brilliant
08:26They really should call it
08:28Little monster's house
08:30Oh, actually, that does have a ring to it
08:31Hang on, what?
08:32Wait a second
08:33It says
08:34The most brilliant thing you do
08:35Is get just in
08:37Really, really
08:39Really
08:40Really
08:40Really, really
08:42Messy
08:43I would love to see Justin getting messy again
08:46Yours truly
08:47Cliff face
08:50Cliff face?
08:52Yes
08:52Well, sir, I'm not sure seeing you getting really messy is
08:55Oh, no
08:56Oh, too late
08:57Oh
08:58Robert, look what's at the door
09:00It is a scrum diddly umptious birthday cake
09:04Be very careful with it, sir
09:06Because we have to decorate it
09:08We need to write
09:09Happy birthday on it
09:10Of course
09:11And how do we write that, everyone?
09:13What do we use?
09:14Ice
09:15Of course
09:16We need some whirly, swirly, curly icing
09:19Now, are you sure about this, sir?
09:21Yes
09:21Yes, I can do it
09:22Can't I, everyone?
09:23Yes
09:25Don't you remember on your birthday
09:27You spelt your own name wrong
09:28And for a whole day
09:29We thought we lived in dustbin's house
09:32I'm not called dustbin, am I?
09:34Yes
09:35I'll get it right this time
09:36Okay, now
09:38Icing bag, please
09:39Here you are, sir
09:40Icing bag
09:40Ah, yes
09:41There it is
09:42Oh, it's a bit heavy, isn't it?
09:44Yes
09:44Right, okay
09:45Right, stand back, everyone
09:46I am a professional, Robert
09:48Right, sir, all right
09:48I'll give you more space
09:49I'm now going to ice the cake
09:51Here we go
09:52Ahem
09:53Ow!
09:54Ow!
09:55Ow!
09:57Um, that's all right, sir
09:59That's all right
10:00I have another one
10:01I have another one
10:02Here we are
10:03Sorry about that, everyone
10:04It must have been faulty
10:06Yeah, I don't know how that happened, sir
10:08Right
10:08Here we go
10:09Right
10:09I'm going to draw happy birthday
10:11And I'll be big face
10:12And I'll just be over here, sir
10:13All right, yes
10:14Here we go
10:14One, two, three
10:16I'll just
10:20Have you got any more ice?
10:21Yes, I have a third one here, sir
10:23I promise
10:24This is guaranteed
10:25Right
10:25I'm going to be
10:26Oh, hang on a minute
10:28I'm not going to make the same mistake
10:30I'll turn it around this way
10:32Right
10:33Here we go
10:34One, two, three
10:35I
10:36I didn't see that coming
10:44Really, I didn't
10:46Robert, what are we going to do?
10:47I mean
10:47Well, I have one other, sir
10:49But, oh, look
10:50It's green
10:51That's perfect, isn't it?
10:52Oh, just like Little Monster, isn't it, everyone?
10:55Yes
10:56All right, let's give this a go
10:58Ready?
10:58Here we go
10:59Yes, yes, yes
11:03There we go, everyone
11:05How about that?
11:07Whoa-ho!
11:08That is perfect for Little Monster's birthday party
11:20Oh, the cake is ruined
11:22Now, now, don't worry, Little Monster
11:24Oh, I know
11:25How many balloons have you blown up?
11:27Have you blown them all up yet?
11:29No, no
11:30All right, well, why don't you go and do that
11:31And we'll take care of this
11:33I promise
11:33It'll be fine, Little Monster
11:34I promise
11:35It'll be fine
11:36Oh, dear, sir
11:37What are we going to do?
11:38I mean, the cakes are
11:39Ta-da!
11:41Amazing
11:43Everybody with the green fur
11:45And the bow
11:45And the eyes
11:46And the smile
11:46Who does it look like?
11:49That's right
11:50You have single-handedly saved
11:53Little Monster's birthday party
12:02Oh, Robert
12:03Oh, Clifford, good choice
12:08Good choice
12:09Do you know what, sir?
12:11It is very funny when you get messy
12:14Yes, but how come it's always me that gets messy, you two, eh?
12:19Oh, um, I...
12:21Oh, look at that, sir
12:22Look, another letter
12:23Oh
12:23Well, let's have a look here
12:25Um
12:26What does it say?
12:27Ah, it says
12:28Dear everyone at Justin's house
12:31Ooh, that's us
12:32Yes
12:32Um, um, I enjoy watching you all so much
12:36That I wish I could go back in time
12:38And watch you all over again
12:40Um, your good friend
12:43Dinosaur
12:44Dinosaur?
12:45Dinosaur?
12:45Go back in time?
12:47Oh, do you know what, though?
12:48It does remind me of the time
12:50When we all went
12:51Back in time!
12:54Set the coordinates
12:56There we are
12:57Right, and then I'll check the duct capacitor
13:00Here we go
13:01Oh, we're off, everyone!
13:03Oh
13:03Here we go
13:04Oh
13:05Here we go, sing along
13:07Yeah
13:07Back in time
13:08Back in time
13:10Back in time
13:11Back in time
13:12Back in time
13:13Back in time
13:14Back in time
13:14Back in time
13:14I think we're coming in to land
13:17Everyone
13:18Oh
13:20We've landed
13:21Oh
13:22Is everyone okay?
13:24Yes
13:25Oh, well, sir
13:27I am so excited to meet Justin Ardo de Stinky
13:30Yes
13:30I mean, just think of all the wonderful ye olde inventing secrets he could share with us
13:34I know, I know
13:35But listen, it's a bit messy in Justin's house
13:37I'll tell you what
13:38I'll go and see if I can find a broom and we can clean up before Justin Ardo de Stinky
13:42arrives
13:43Well, hang on, sir
13:44I mean, that's very kind of you
13:46But, I mean, you don't want to miss your Uncle Justin Ardo
13:49But, sir
13:54Oh, hello, Roberto
13:56Oh, hang on, Justin
13:57Why don't you Justin
13:58Wait a minute
14:01It's Justin Ardo de Stinky, everybody
14:03Say hello
14:06Hello
14:08Oh, dear
14:09Oh, you really are stinky
14:11Oh, I've got a fantastic invention to show you
14:15Oh, really, sir
14:15Oh, is it a wonderful machine that sucks up dust
14:18Or an automatic plate stacker?
14:20No, it's a lot more fun than that
14:22It's a custard pie flying machine
14:26Ta-da!
14:28Of course it is
14:30Yes, yes
14:31Who wants to see my custard pie flying machine?
14:33No, no
14:34There, see, there you all do
14:35Are you sure about this, sir?
14:37It sounds very messy
14:38Right, then, here it is
14:39Ah-ha
14:40Ta-da-da-da
14:42Oh
14:42Right, what happens is
14:44You pull the lever down here like so
14:47And the custard pie flies high into the sky
14:49Do you want to see it work?
14:51No, no
14:52Right, then, here we go
14:57Oh, hang on a minute, Robert
15:00It's not working properly
15:01Oh, can you give me a hand, please?
15:03Well, all right, sir
15:04I mean, anything to aid science
15:05I'll make a few adjustments here
15:06Right, so if I just pull down like that
15:14Oh, look at that
15:15What was that?
15:16A letter has fallen out of the post back
15:18And onto the floor
15:19Well, perhaps we should read this one next, sir
15:21All right
15:22Off you go, Robert
15:22All right
15:23Let's have a look
15:24Now, um
15:25Oh, oh, that's very neat
15:27And educated handwriting, sir
15:29Oh
15:29Dear Robert the Robot
15:31You are so talented and clever
15:33And a brilliant inventor
15:35They really should call it Robert's House
15:37Well, I mean, you know
15:38It does have a ring to it
15:39Leave me that letter
15:39Well, if that's what the public wants, sir
15:41Oh, what does it say here?
15:43Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
15:44Robert should be king
15:45Blah, blah, blah
15:46They should be Robert the movie
15:47Blah, blah, blah
15:48They should make a statue in the town hall
15:50Blah, blah, blah
15:50Justin needs a bath
15:51Hang on a minute
15:52It says here
15:53Why, oh, why, oh, why
15:56Are things always so messy
15:58When Justin is around
16:00Even when he's trying to be tidy
16:04Your humble servant
16:07Jobbert
16:07Yes, yes
16:08Good question, Jobbert
16:10Right, little monster
16:11Now, this can only go one way
16:13And that's my way, okay?
16:15So, I'm going to give you a bath
16:16Stay still
16:17And I'll just
16:18Come on, give me a
16:19Oh!
16:20She's gone
16:20Where is she?
16:21Has anyone seen her?
16:24Right, little monster
16:25Quick
16:25Come here
16:26I'll give you a bath
16:26Here
16:26Oh, oh
16:29I don't believe it
16:30Where is she?
16:31Have you seen her?
16:32Where?
16:34Oh, she's over there
16:35Right, okay, I'll get her
16:36Little monster
16:37Come here
16:37Oh!
16:41Oh!
16:42Where is she?
16:43Have you seen her?
16:46Oh, oh, oh
16:46Right, okay, here we are
16:47It's bath time
16:48Come here, you little
16:49Oh!
16:50Hey!
16:51Where?
16:53Right
16:54That's it
16:55Little monster
16:55Okay
16:56Quiet, everyone
16:57I've only got one chance at this
16:59Right, here we go
16:59After three
17:00One
17:02Two
17:02How's it going in here, sir?
17:04Huh!
17:07Oh, oh
17:08They're all very good
17:10Very good
17:11Yes
17:13Robert
17:13Yes, sir?
17:15Oh, there seems to be another letter from the mailbag
17:17Really?
17:18Yes, shall we read it?
17:21All right
17:21All right
17:22Oh, it's for me
17:23Justin
17:24It's got very scruffy handwriting, sir
17:27Well, no, you'll find that people with handwriting like this are usually very creative and talented
17:34Shall we read on?
17:35You can try, sir
17:37Right, it says, dear Justin the Great
17:41You are the funniest, most handsome, tidiest person in Justin Town
17:48Well, I mean, really, you shouldn't
17:51No, they really shouldn't
17:52Give him that here
17:53Now, yadda, yadda, yadda, voice of an angel
17:56Yadda, yadda, yadda, brighter than the sun
17:59Yadda, yadda, quite clearly in possession of superpowers
18:02Um, uh, yes, um, now, I couldn't help but notice that it always seems to be you that gets messy,
18:10Justin
18:10How come with all the custard pies flying all over the place, Robert never seems to get pied
18:17Your good friend, and there's a J crossed out here, Rustin
18:20Ah, well, uh, I do think that, uh, what was his name? Uh, Rustin, who's got a good point
18:26In fact, I can only remember one time when you got pied
18:34Ah, well, no, I'll be
18:35Ah, little monster, don't you dare
18:37I don't think anybody needs to see the time that I got
18:39Splatted
18:43All right, everybody, look at us snooze now
18:45When you're dozy, and oh so cozy
18:51You start to snore, snore, snore, snore
18:59There's a land to explore
19:02Come on, everyone!
19:03Here we go!
19:03Here we go!
19:04The land of dreams, nothing seems quite the same when you snooze
19:09What you see, and what you do, you choose!
19:15Little monster speared a boat, and Justin nearly got saved
19:21I did!
19:22In your dreams, what you see, is really up to you
19:27Catch a star, make a wish, your dreams can come true
19:33Here we go, back to dreamland
19:35When you're dozy, and oh so cozy
19:40You start to snore, snore, snore, snore
19:48There's a land to explore
19:51Come on, everyone!
19:52Here we go!
19:53The land of dreams, nothing seems quite the same when you snooze
19:59What you see, and what you do, you choose!
20:03Yeah!
20:05Go to dusters, land from trees
20:07And tie you, Justin, if you please!
20:10Tiny!
20:11In your dreams, what you see, is really up to you
20:16I call the star, make a wish, my dream just came true
20:22Here we go, back to dreamland
20:26When you're dozy, and oh so cozy
20:30You start to snore, snore, snore, snore
20:38There's a land to explore
20:40Come on, everyone!
20:43The land of dreams, nothing seems quite the same when you snooze
20:48Yeah!
20:49What you see, and what you do, you choose!
20:53Hey!
20:53I know!
20:55Custard pies all over the place
20:57Robert getting splattered in the face!
21:00Oh!
21:01If you're dreams, nothing seems quite the same when you snooze
21:06Can I just start, make a wish, your dreams could come true?
21:10Ha ha ha!
21:12Hang on a minute
21:13I've remembered the funny part of my dream
21:17Oh!
21:18For once
21:20It was Robert that got messy and not me, wasn't it, everyone?
21:25Are you sure, sir?
21:27I mean, it doesn't really sound that funny
21:28I'll ask my friends
21:30Do you think it would be really funny if Robert got messy?
21:34Are you sure?
21:38Ha ha ha!
21:40Ha ha ha!
21:40We've got a custard pie for you!
21:43Oh, sir!
21:44And, er, you'd like to make my dream come true, wouldn't you?
21:48Well, er, I, er, well, all right
21:50Oh, thank you, Robert!
21:52Hand it over, sir!
21:54Do you know what?
21:55No, no, no, yeah
21:56You're our best friend, Robert!
21:58We've got a bigger pie for you!
22:00What?
22:01Oh!
22:02Oh!
22:03Here it is!
22:03Willis!
22:05Right, let's ask our friends, shall I?
22:09I can't hear them, Robert!
22:11Shall I?
22:13I can't hear them, Robert!
22:14Let's count to three!
22:16One!
22:17Two!
22:18Three!
22:19Robert!
22:20Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:29A big cheer for Robert!
22:31Oh!
22:34Oh!
22:35Oh, oh!
22:35Oh, oh!
22:36Oh, that was funny!
22:40Oh!
22:40Dot my diodes.
22:42I'll dot your diodes.
22:44It was funny, then.
22:45Yes, all right, it was funny.
22:47Actually, no.
22:48Do you know what the really funny thing is?
22:50Apart from the letters that were quite clearly written by you and me...
22:53Well, yes, all right.
22:54All of the other letters had the same handwriting.
22:57Yes, that is strange.
22:59If I'm not mistaken, I would say the other letters were written by...
23:05Little Monster!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:07Oh, all right, your letters were very funny, Little Monster.
23:12But, I'll tell you what, even more impressive was your pie cam.
23:16Wow, I mean, really good invention, wouldn't you say?
23:18It was, and isn't it funny, sir?
23:20I mean, it looks like a genuine custard.
23:26Pie!
23:27Ah!
23:30Well, I think it's time to go, don't you, Robert?
23:33I think we should, yes.
23:34All right, well, thanks for joining us, everyone.
23:36And we'll definitely see you next time...
23:40..in...
23:41..Justin's house!
23:43Bye-bye!
23:44Bye!
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