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00:37Justin for Justin, oh, Justin for Justin, oh, Justin for Justin, oh, in Justin's house.
00:47Well, hello, everybody.
00:51And welcome to...
00:53Yes, indeed, Justin's house.
00:57Well, it's Justin's extra untidy house today.
01:01You see, it all happened this morning when I told sir I can't laugh.
01:07You see, it's my giggle gasket.
01:10That's what helps all robots to laugh.
01:13Well, you see, my giggle gasket broke the other day.
01:16And since then, I can't laugh.
01:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's all right.
01:23I'm perfectly happy.
01:24I just can't laugh out loud.
01:27Well, ever since then, Justin's been trying to make me laugh.
01:31That's why there's all these funny toys around the place.
01:34Let me demonstrate.
01:35Look, like this one, jack-in-the-box.
01:39Oh!
01:42You see?
01:43Classic.
01:44And there's a rubber chicken here.
01:47Ah!
01:50Rip tickling.
01:51And then, of course, there's this joke book here.
01:58Highly amusing.
02:00Yes, yes.
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:07Oh, it's you, little monster.
02:08Say hello to little monster, everybody.
02:12Oh, yes, little monster.
02:15Those glasses are very silly, but you're not going to make me laugh.
02:19Get-oh!
02:20Oh, no, come on, now.
02:23Please, give me my duster back.
02:26Muddle me, microchips.
02:27I can't dust for Justin without me trusty duster Meredith.
02:31I'm going to take these joke books, and I'm going to put them on the shelf,
02:36so everything is neat and tidy for when Justin gets back.
02:41Yes.
02:41Oh, this movie is a very funny comic.
02:46It's bound to make Robert laugh.
02:49I don't know.
02:50Yay!
02:53Hey, everyone!
02:56Hey, come on, wiggle your bottoms!
02:59Wiggle your bottoms.
03:01Shake a grin.
03:03It's ja-ja-ja.
03:04Ja-ja-ja-ja.
03:05Ja-ja-ja-da-da-da!
03:07Yay!
03:09Good to see you all here.
03:10I have got the funniest comic ever.
03:14It's bound to make Robert laugh.
03:16Do you think I should read it to him?
03:17Yes!
03:18Right, Robert, hang on a minute, where is Robert?
03:24He's where?
03:26I'm on the floor.
03:28Yes, sir.
03:29Ah, what are you doing down there?
03:31Are you snoozing on the job again?
03:33I don't know.
03:34Exactly, sir.
03:36Robert, I've got a really funny joke to tell you from my...
04:09...just in time.
04:10...and the hairdressers.
04:11LAUGHTER
04:15...followed by three frogs.
04:18LAUGHTER
04:19LAUGHTER
04:21LAUGHTER
04:24LAUGHTER
04:24Then the donkey said to the three frogs,
04:26Yes, don't worry, I'm not a cucumber!
04:30LAUGHTER
04:31LAUGHTER
04:36Yes, um, highly amusing, sir.
04:39Oh, I don't believe it.
04:40That was the funniest joke ever in this comic.
04:43Well, if that's not going to make you laugh,
04:45I don't know what is.
04:46Well, as I said to you, sir,
04:47it's because my giggle gasket is broken.
04:50Don't worry, don't worry.
04:51I'm laughing on the inside.
04:54LAUGHTER
04:54Oh!
04:56Moving on.
04:57Well, listen, seeing as you two are in such a merry mood,
05:00why don't we have a jolly old sing-song?
05:03That's a great idea!
05:04What do you think, everyone?
05:05Shall we sing a song?
05:07CHEERING
05:08OK.
05:09Robert, let's fire up the old giggle-tastic RMP1 player.
05:14Firing up, sir.
05:15And all of our friends know what to shout.
05:17What do we say, everyone?
05:19CHEERING
05:21Hitting it!
05:22Hitting it!
05:23Come on, everyone!
05:24Come on, Lance!
05:26Here we go!
05:27All right!
05:28Whoa!
05:30Yeah!
05:32Get ready!
05:33Here we go, everyone!
05:34Whoa!
05:35Justine's house is the place you want to play in.
05:38Justine's house is the place you want to play in.
05:39You're my special guest today.
05:41Justine's house is the place you want to stay in.
05:44Everybody's welcome here in Justine's house.
05:47Yeah!
06:04Here we go.
06:05Justine's house is the place you want to stay in.
06:11Justine's house is the place you want to stay in.
06:13Everybody welcome here in Justine's house. Thank you. Here we go.
06:17We sing here, adults here, play silly games too.
06:20But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you.
06:23You're funny and sunny, put a smile on our face.
06:27You're brilliant!
06:29You really are great. Little Monster!
06:34Justine, here's the place you want to stay in.
06:37Justine, you're my special guest today.
06:40Justine, here's the place you want to stay in.
06:43Everybody's welcome here in Justine's house.
06:45One more time. I think they want to, sir.
06:49Justine's house. Here's the place. Come on, everyone, sing it.
06:52Justine's house. You're my special guest today.
06:55Justine's house. Here's the place you want to stay in.
06:57Everybody's welcome here in Justine's house.
07:00Everybody's welcome here in Justine's house.
07:06Justine's house.
07:10Give yourselves a big cheer!
07:13Oh, that's bound to have made Robert laugh.
07:17What do you think, Robert?
07:18Well, Moose, as I said, I'm perfectly happy without my giggle gasket.
07:23And if you add up all the time I would have been laughing,
07:27I gain an average of 12.97 minutes a day for extra tidying up.
07:31And that is a robot win in my book.
07:34Oh.
07:35Just me, all right.
07:36OK.
07:38Well, I don't. I'm trying my best here to make Robert laugh.
07:41I wonder if Little Monster's got some good ideas.
07:44I'm sure she has.
07:45Little Monster!
07:48Any ideas how to make Robert laugh?
07:50Little Monster, what are you doing?
07:53What are you doing?
08:14Zany clowny outfits, aren't you?
08:16Those look wonderful.
08:17Yes.
08:18Look amazing.
08:18Right.
08:19Is everyone ready to make the funniest faces ever?
08:25Yes!
08:26Right, we'll start with the fizzle-wizzle scruncher.
08:28OK.
08:29Ready, everyone?
08:30One, two, three, go!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36Yes.
08:37Yes.
08:39Hilariously funny, sir.
08:41Ah.
08:41OK.
08:42Don't worry, everyone.
08:43Let's go for the smiley-wily.
08:45OK.
08:45Ready, everyone?
08:47Smile away!
08:48Oh!
08:51That's so funny!
08:52Yes, absolutely hilarious.
08:56Is Robert laughing?
08:59This is harder than I thought.
09:01Oh, it's hilarious!
09:02All right, everyone, it's plan B.
09:05Get ready to do your best monster faces.
09:09Come over here, Robert.
09:10We're going to need Little Monster's help.
09:13Here she is.
09:15There we are.
09:17OK.
09:18Little Monster.
09:19And everyone else, give Robert your best funny monster faces.
09:23Yes!
09:24Yes!
09:26Yes!
09:27Yes!
09:29I'm sorry.
09:31This is the funniest face-off ever, isn't it, everyone?
09:36Oh, absolutely, sir.
09:38No, it's highly amusing, waggish and mirthful, sir.
09:42Oh, well, I thought they were the funniest faces ever.
09:45I think you should give yourselves a big cheer!
09:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:49Look, this is harder than I thought.
09:52Do you know what, everyone?
09:54I think Robert's, er, giggle gasket is well and truly broken.
09:58What are we going to do?
10:00Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been saying that all morning, sir.
10:03Now, I think I've got an idea.
10:06Would you like to see some laundry juggling?
10:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:10Laundry juggling?
10:12But, sir, laundry is there to clean and fold and iron,
10:15to smell the fresh, flowery fragrance.
10:18It...
10:19No, we have a giggle catastrophe here.
10:22Stand aside.
10:23Right, here we go.
10:24Whoop!
10:25Nobody sneeze or cough.
10:26Right, here we go.
10:28Whoop!
10:30Whoop!
10:30Whoop!
10:31Whoop!
10:31Whoop!
10:32Whoop!
10:33Whoop!
10:34Whoop!
10:35What was that?
10:37It was me!
10:38Oh, everybody!
10:40It's the explorer from next door!
10:42It's Cat Cheese Back!
10:44Hello!
10:45Hello!
10:46It's Cat Cheese Back!
10:48Cheese Back!
10:49Cheese Back!
10:50Shout it, everybody!
10:51Cat Cheese Back!
10:52Whoa!
10:54Oh, hello, everyone!
10:58It's great to be back!
11:00Oh!
11:01Justin!
11:01Why are you standing in laundry basket?
11:03Hi, Cat!
11:04Oh, where are you?
11:05Yes, yes, yes.
11:06Justin was just engaging in some laundry shenanigans.
11:09Ha, ha, ha!
11:10Laundry shenanigans!
11:12That's so funny!
11:13Robert's giggle gasket is broken Cat,
11:16so we're trying to make him laugh, aren't we, everyone?
11:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:20What's a giggle gasket?
11:22Well, it's the small...
11:23If you look behind the...
11:25Um, on top of the, uh...
11:26Um...
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, I'll take this, shall I?
11:30A giggle gasket is what makes a robot laugh,
11:33but you see, my giggle gasket is broken,
11:36so I can't laugh.
11:37Oh, no, Robert!
11:39Sharing a humongous big laugh with all your friends
11:41is one of the best feelings in the world!
11:44That's right!
11:45I understand, Cat, Justin,
11:47but I'm perfectly happy as I am.
11:49Justin, may I?
11:50Oh, right.
11:50OK.
11:50Now, Cat, it is lovely to see you,
11:52but if you'll excuse me,
11:54I must get back to my tidying.
11:57Hey, Justin!
11:58Yeah?
11:58Little monster!
11:59I've got an idea.
12:00Ooh!
12:01I've just come back from an expedition
12:03to the funniest place on the planet,
12:05visiting the joking jesters of Jumble Jamboree Land!
12:10Wow!
12:11I base most of my life on their teachings!
12:14Ahem!
12:15Oh!
12:15Hello!
12:18I reckon I've got just the thing in my cat pack
12:21to get Robert laughing.
12:23Wow!
12:24Would you like to have a look in Cat's Backpack?
12:26Yeah!
12:27OK!
12:28We all know what to shout.
12:30Tell me, after three, as loud as you can.
12:31One, two, three!
12:33What's in your cat pack, Cat?
12:36OK.
12:36Let me see.
12:38Ooh!
12:39Wow!
12:40What is this?
12:41It's in here.
12:42OK.
12:42We'll pop that over there.
12:43I think I've got it!
12:45Yes!
12:46Whoa!
12:47What is that?
12:48Some kind of, uh, jungle balloon?
12:51No, it's not a jungle balloon, Justin.
12:53This is an actual, genuine, lovingly handcrafted
12:58Jamboree Land yippee cushion!
13:00This is bound to get Robert laughing.
13:02Go on, give it a squeeze.
13:03Come on, have it.
13:03OK, right, I'm gonna give it a squeeze.
13:04Ready?
13:05Let's see.
13:05Here we go.
13:10That made a really funny noise.
13:12Can I have another go?
13:13Go again!
13:14Right, here we go.
13:14Ready?
13:15Hit!
13:19That is hysterical!
13:21What a funny sound!
13:23Oh!
13:23Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:25Hello?
13:27Yes, that was, um...
13:28What was that funny sound?
13:29A cat's tummy rumbling, wasn't it, everyone?
13:33Oh, you and your belly, as usual.
13:37All we have to do is get Robert to sit on it.
13:40Right, um...
13:41Shh!
13:41We need to go over to the sofa.
13:42Come on, little monster.
13:43Follow me.
13:44Right.
13:44Shh!
13:45Right.
13:46That's it.
13:47Where should we put it?
13:48Should we put it down in the middle?
13:49Right.
13:50All right.
13:50How can we hide it?
13:51What should we use?
13:52A cushion!
13:54Good idea!
13:55Right.
13:56Now we need to call for Robert as loud as we can.
13:59Ready, everyone?
13:59After three.
14:00One, two, three!
14:02Robert!
14:04Right.
14:05Did someone call?
14:07Yes!
14:08All of your friends.
14:09You see, we all think you've been dusting and cleaning, oh, far too much.
14:13So, why don't you come and have a sit-down on the sofa?
14:17Is that a good idea?
14:18Yeah!
14:19Hey, well, I suppose it would be quite nice to risk me ratchet.
14:23Oh-ho!
14:23All right, all right.
14:24Here we go.
14:26Oh, actually, I could just do to put the laundry on first.
14:29No, no, no, no.
14:29Wait, wait, wait.
14:31Come and have a sit-down with all of your friends.
14:34Rest your ratchets.
14:36Oh, well, um, all right.
14:37Well, if you lot think so, all right, then, here we go.
14:40Right.
14:43Oh!
14:50Oh, swizzle me solenoids!
14:52What was that?
14:53It was so nice!
14:54It was really funny, wasn't it?
14:56Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:58I almost jumped out of me robo-wellies!
15:02Do you know what?
15:02I need a proper sit-down after that surprise.
15:06Do you think I should sit down, everybody?
15:09All right, here it goes.
15:10Honestly.
15:11I'll sit down again.
15:13Oh!
15:15Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:19Oh!
15:19Oh!
15:21Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:23What is going on?
15:25Robert, that was the funniest sound I've ever heard!
15:33Have a look!
15:34Robert, it's a yippie cushion!
15:37Oh!
15:38Right!
15:38Yeah!
15:39I'll show you how it works.
15:40Look, you sit on it like this.
15:41Ready?
15:41Here we go
15:51What do you think? Isn't that the funniest sound you've ever heard everyone?
16:02Didn't work did it Robert? Oh, no, no, it was highly amusing
16:06But as I keep explaining my giggle gasket is broken now. Thank you for your efforts
16:12But if you're done trying to make me laugh, I've got plenty to be getting on with like
16:19Sorting my toolbox into
16:22Alphabetical order a you're an angle nut be you're a bungle bolt. See you're a call that lost its tea
16:31I don't know
16:33Hang on a minute
16:35Quick come over here. I think I've got it
16:38Robert's toolbox. That's it
16:45We've been going about this all the wrong way everyone if Robert's giggle gasket is well and truly broken
16:51Well, it's up to us to fix it
16:56I'll help you
16:57Right
16:57No, hang on a minute
17:01On this as well. Oh good
17:03Would you like to open up Robert's little button there? That's it
17:09Right, yes, I see what's going on. Could I have the spanner, please?
17:14Thank you very much. You're qualified for this
17:16All right, here we go
17:16Hang on a minute. That's not the spanner, is it?
17:24Trying to dust Robert again. Oh, right
17:28Spanner, please little monster. That's it. Lovely. Thank you. Right. Are you sure you're
17:34Oh
17:36But I probably don't need that, but then FYI I can't feel my bottom anymore
17:41Aha, now I think I can see Robert's emotion gasket almost there guys. Right one little twist here
17:50Oh
17:54That looks about right to me
17:57Close her up. I think we're done
18:02Well Robert, any change?
18:04I'm not sure
18:06Has it worked?
18:08Yeah, are you ready for a big laugh Robert?
18:16My giggle gasket is still broken
18:21Oh no! What's Robert doing now everyone?
18:25He's lying. Oh dear. I think we've made it worse, haven't we?
18:30Oh no! Oh don't you get me all upset?
18:36Oh
18:38I'm sorry Robert. Oh no now. Can't cry
18:41Oh
18:42There are tears everywhere
18:44I know he's
18:47He's just such sad sneaky blind
18:49He's a
18:50Oh
18:51Can't cry
18:53I'm sorry Robert
18:56I can't fix you properly
18:59Come over here
19:00I don't like this
19:02I should
19:05Oh
19:09Oh
19:09Oh
19:09Oh
19:09The monster's got the duster for you Robert to cheer you up
19:13Yeah
19:15Oh
19:18Wait a minute, wait a minute
19:19What was that?
19:21Well, it was the duster
19:23Little monster's brought the duster
19:25Oh
19:27Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir
19:29I don't know what came over me just then
19:34Oh
19:35Oh
19:35Oh
19:36I think I just felt my giggle gasket move
19:39Do it again, do it again
19:40Oh quick, okay
19:41Oh
19:42Oh
19:45Quick
19:45My giggle gasket
19:46It just moved again
19:48Wow
19:49Heat tickling
19:50Heat tickling
19:52It's tickling
19:56It's making me laugh
20:06My giggle gasket
20:07It wasn't broken at all
20:09It must have just come loose
20:11It's working even better than ever
20:15Wow
20:16Little monster has saved the day
20:18A big cheer for little monster
20:20I
20:22Thought she was trying to dust Robert with her duster
20:25But she wasn't was she?
20:27No, she was trying to tickle his giggle gasket with the duster
20:31Well done little monster
20:33Everybody
20:34Everybody
20:34That's a sofa
20:36A cat
20:39That's an animal
20:41Meow
20:42Adjusted
20:43Yeah
20:44Right with dustbin
20:45What
20:46Little monster
20:48Little monster
20:48You're green
20:51Oh
20:51Oh
20:54Robert it's great to have you back
20:56A big cheer for Robert
20:58Oh
20:59Oh
21:00Oh
21:01This circuit
21:02Spinningly wonderful
21:04So
21:04And why don't we celebrate your laughter Robert
21:07By giving you one of your favourite things ever
21:11A wonderful
21:13Creamy delicious
21:15Cake
21:16Oh
21:18Sir
21:19You're the best friend a robot could hope for
21:36Sir
21:37Sir
21:38You're not laughing
21:39Maybe your giggle gasket is broken
21:43I'm laughing Robert
21:45I'm having fantastic times here
21:48Yeah
21:48Why don't we finish with a funny giggle-tastic song
21:53What do you think everyone?
21:54I think that's a wonderful idea
21:56Okay
21:56Fire up the old giggle-tastic RMP1 player
22:01Firing up sir
22:02And what do we say everyone?
22:05Pity
22:05Pity
22:06Pity
22:06Come on
22:08Up on your feet
22:09Have a dance with us and a giggle
22:12Woo
22:13We've had a lot of fun
22:15Good times and a half
22:17When I think about it
22:18I laugh and laugh and laugh
22:20We
22:21Go on everyone
22:22Ha ha ha ha ha ha
22:23Woo
22:24Woo
22:25Woo
22:25Woo
22:27Come and laugh with me
22:28Yeah
22:29Oh it's good to laugh isn't it?
22:31Oh it's lovely to laugh
22:32And sign photograph
22:33That would make me laugh
22:35Custard in a bath
22:37That would make me laugh
22:39That would make me laugh
22:39A pink and green giraffe
22:40That would make us laugh
22:42Come on everybody
22:44We can make you laugh
22:46Are you ready to laugh?
22:48Here we go
23:08Give a little tickle
23:10That would make you laugh
23:11That would make you laugh
23:11Come on everyone
23:12Hold a funny face
23:13Everybody
23:16It's my turn
23:17It's my turn
23:18Give a little tickle
23:20That would make you laugh
23:21That would make me laugh
23:22Tickle a friend
23:22Here we go
23:27Here we go
23:28Here we go
23:28Here we go
23:29A funny photograph
23:30That would make me laugh
23:32Custard in a bath
23:34That would make me laugh
23:35A pink and green giraffe
23:37That would make us laugh
23:40Everybody
23:40Let's go
23:42Give a little tickle
23:42That would make me laugh
23:51Quer in a bath
23:52Let's stand it up
23:53Ta-daわ
23:54-wo Da
23:54-wo Come
23:58along with Me Come
24:00along with me
24:15One big question. Have you had a good time everyone. Well, we'll see you next time in
24:31My favorite bit was when Robert sat on the cushion and it made a funny noise. My favorite song was
24:38the laughter song
24:44My favorite bit was when Justin got the custard pie in his face
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