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00:00You
00:34Oh, yes.
00:37Oh!
00:39Oh!
00:40Willow!
00:42Willow!
00:47Hello!
00:50Oh!
00:56Merry nearly Christmases, everybody!
01:02Oh!
01:03And welcome to the magical, fantastical words!
01:12My name is Truffle, and it's my job to say to you, hello.
01:19Hang on, I haven't said it yet.
01:22They're a keen bunch, aren't they?
01:24Hello!
01:26Oh, yes!
01:28Oh, they're very good.
01:30Let's go and say hello to everyone over here.
01:33Hello, hello, hello!
01:37Oh, it's working, Willow!
01:40Let's go and say hello to everyone over here.
01:44Hello, hello, hello, hello!
01:46No!
01:48Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh, that was magical, fantastical, in charge of...
01:57Oh, no, no, no!
01:58Oh!
01:58Oh!
01:58Oh! Twizzling twigs. Sorry, Truffle.
02:03Oh, it's OK, Willow, not a bother.
02:06It's just it's nearly Christmasing time
02:08and I really want my hellos to be extra-specially special today.
02:12So, let's try it again, everyone.
02:15Deep breath.
02:18Hello!
02:25Fantastico!
02:30Twizzling twigs.
02:32Truffle, I think you've woken the witch.
02:36Oh, the witch. Oh, she's lovely, lovely hair.
02:38The witch! What are we going to do, Willow?
02:40What are we going to do?
02:41Oh, I know. Let's go and say hello.
02:44Oh, yes.
02:45Yes. No.
02:46No.
02:49Then what are we going to do?
02:53Look at it!
02:55Come on, not that way, Willow.
02:56Come on, Willow.
02:57Come on, Willow.
02:58Come on, Willow, come on, Willow, come on.
03:20Yes!
03:21Every night and every day
03:25There's a hunger that never goes away
03:29And you can make my tummy ache
03:33So I go searching for something I can bake
03:37But I don't care, turkey roast
03:41The speciality that I miss the most
03:45Has got a crunch that I can munch
03:49That makes the most appetizing Christmas lunch
03:53But never tell them
03:57I can smell them
04:00I love eating
04:02Snip, sniff!
04:03Delicious children
04:04Snip, sniff!
04:05Delicious children
04:06Snip, sniff!
04:07Delicious children
04:08Tasty for my tongue
04:10Yum! Snip, sniff!
04:11Delicious children
04:12Snip, sniff!
04:13Delicious children
04:14Snip, sniff!
04:15Delicious children
04:16Cooking kids is fun
04:18Every child I meet is a festive treat
04:22Yes, they taste so sweet, they're so delicious
04:25So delicious
04:26You want my Christmas put in the wicked wood
04:30Buy me someone with nutrition
04:32My annual tradition is eating
04:36Sniff, sniff
04:37Delicious children
04:38Sniff, sniff
04:39Delicious children
04:40Sniff, sniff
04:41Delicious children, tasty for my tongue
04:44Yum
04:44Sniff, sniff
04:45Delicious children
04:46Sniff, sniff
04:47Delicious children
04:48Sniff, sniff
04:49Delicious children
04:50Cooking kids is fun
04:52Yum, yum
04:53I'm so hungry
04:55I haven't had a delicious, juicy, scrunchy child in ages
05:00What's for dinner?
05:01Dindins is served, witchy woo
05:03Mmm, delicious
05:08And nutritious
05:09Stinky sock stew
05:12Yuck
05:13You gingerbread buffoons
05:16I baked you
05:17I baked you
05:18So that you could make me delicious treats
05:20Not stinky sock stew
05:22Wait
05:23Smell that
05:24Sniff, sniff
05:25Delicious children
05:26Sniff, sniff
05:27Delicious children
05:28Sniff, sniff
05:29Delicious children, tasty for my tongue
05:32Yum
05:32Sniff, sniff
05:33Delicious children
05:34Sniff, sniff
05:35Delicious children
05:36Sniff, sniff
05:37Delicious children, cooking kids is fun
05:40Every child I meet is a festive treat
05:44Yes, they taste so sweet, they're so delicious
05:47You're my Christmas put in the wicked wood
05:52Find me someone with nutrition
05:54My annual tradition is eating
05:58Delicious children, delicious children
06:02Delicious children, tasty for my tongue
06:06Delicious children, delicious children
06:10Delicious children, cooking kids is fun
06:14Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
06:21Yum, yum
06:32By the scraping of my nails
06:35Something tasty this way sails
06:39I'll have my Christmas feast
06:41Soon enough
06:47What are we laughing at?
07:01No idea
07:02Right
07:09Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits
07:12Ginger biscuits
07:14Waffles favourite
07:16Where did they go?
07:19Where, where?
07:19Waffle, come on
07:21There we go
07:23Good boy
07:24Come on
07:25There are no biscuits in the woods
07:27Waffle, smell biscuits
07:30Really?
07:30Two biscuits
07:31Big ones
07:33Oh
07:33Two kids
07:35Two kids
07:35Oh Waffle, you're such a funny dog you are
07:39He's so funny isn't he Daddy Crimble
07:42Yes he is Mummy Crimble
07:44Here Gretel, Hansel
07:46Do you hear this?
07:47Waffle thinks he can hear talking biscuits
07:52Gretel, Hansel, Hansel, Gretel
07:56Don't worry dear, we'll deal with it
07:59Come on Leonard
08:00Ready Grandad Crimble
08:03Yes Nanny Crimble
08:04Gretel
08:06Hansel
08:09Well done mum
08:11Come on you two
08:12Put those things away please
08:13We're here
08:15Crimble family cuddle
08:17Come on
08:17Oh
08:20Crimbles
08:22It's time for the big Crimble surprise
08:25Is it a picnic?
08:27Is that the surprise?
08:28Oh yeah
08:28Picnic
08:29My belly's rumbling
08:30Is it biscuits?
08:32Waffle loves biscuits
08:33Uh no it's not a picnic
08:35And there aren't any biscuits
08:37I'm afraid
08:37Waffle
08:38We're saving for Christmas
08:39Remember?
08:40Well uh
08:41I've got
08:42A delicious cheese sandwich
08:45If anybody fancies a nibble
08:46Oh yes please
08:47Well
08:48Just wait then Dad Crimble
08:50It's for emergencies
08:51Yes Nanny Crimble
08:53So if it's not a picnic
08:55What is this big
08:56Crimble surprise then?
08:58Over to you
08:59Daddy Crimble
09:01Alright then well
09:01Big fat family Crimble
09:03Drum roll
09:04Drum roll please
09:07We're here
09:08To cut down
09:10Our very own Christmas tree
09:12Surprise
09:12Surprise
09:14What do you mean
09:15Cut down a Christmas tree?
09:17Are you even allowed to do that?
09:19Are we even allowed to do that?
09:21Are we even allowed to do that?
09:23Oh sweet pea
09:24Pumpkin nose
09:27Strictly speaking
09:28No
09:29But we do want us all
09:31To have a proper Christmas
09:33Well a proper Christmas dinner
09:35And loads of prezzies
09:36And biscuits
09:37Oh well uh
09:39You see
09:40Son, daughter
09:41Waffle
09:42Daughter and son
09:44No
09:44You see
09:45We can't really afford any of that
09:46So I went to Mummy Crimble yesterday
09:49And I said
09:50How can we still make this Christmas really special
09:54When we haven't really got two pennies to rub together
09:57Then I thought
09:58Why don't we just take the whole family
10:00Go into the words
10:02Find our very own tree
10:03Cut it down
10:05Take it home
10:06For a lovely
10:07Crimbly Christmas
10:08That's right Mummy Crimble
10:10If you've got a Christmas tree
10:11You don't need anything else
10:13No Christmas
10:14Without a Christmas tree
10:16Now that's what I always say
10:18You do dear
10:19You do
10:20Come on you two
10:21Listen to this
10:23When you're feeling in the festive mood
10:26Just forget about the festive mood
10:29Cause we're really gonna party
10:31Dude
10:31It's Christmas
10:32Got no money for a chocolate treat
10:37Got no candy and we've got no sweets
10:40But with everybody nothing
10:42It's a Christmas
10:45It's Christmas
10:47Together we're gonna be
10:48Christmas
10:49Forever the family
10:51Christmas
10:52Gather round the Christmas tree
10:57Throwing up you know we had things tough
10:59We didn't always have the latest stuff
11:02But the family's just enough for Christmas
11:06See
11:08Well it gets me on the Christmas tree
11:11When we gather round the Christmas tree
11:14I'm as happy as a dad can be
11:16At Christmas
11:19It's Christmas
11:20Together we're gonna be
11:22Christmas
11:23Forever the family
11:25Christmas
11:26Gather round the Christmas tree
11:30When sleigh bells ring and choir sing
11:33It must be Christmas day
11:35It feels so great to celebrate
11:39In the usual Crimble way
11:41Hey
11:42Yes it gets us kind of Christmas Eve
11:45When we gather round the Christmas tree
11:48We're as happy as a kid can be
11:50At Christmas
11:52It's Christmas
11:54It's Christmas
11:55Together we're gonna be
11:56Christmas
11:57Forever a family
11:59Christmas
12:00Gather round the Christmas tree
12:02It's Christmas
12:06Together we're gonna be
12:08Christmas
12:08Forever a family
12:10Christmas
12:11Gather round the Christmas tree
12:14Around the Christmas tree
12:27It's a bit weird, but I say let's do it. It'll be fun. Crimble family Christmas. Here we come. Oh,
12:35nice one, son
12:36Well done good lad. I don't want to cut down a Christmas tree. There's something strange about these woods
12:45See, look, I think these could be magic
13:03I'm staying here. Oh, come on Gretel. Where's your crumble Christmas spell it?
13:08I tell you what why don't you two head off and find a lovely Christmas tree and we'll stay here
13:14look after the kids
13:15Tell them Leonard
13:17Leonard. Oh, yes, great idea nanny crimble. You carry on and we stay here and have a nice little snooze
13:24I mean look after the kids. Yes. Thanks, nanny. Thanks granddad. I'm not a kid
13:30Now son, I think you should stay to help look after your sister. What but I want to go with
13:38you
13:38Please Hansel
13:43Fine
13:44Then it's settled. It's just you and me daddy crumble, right? Come on waffle
13:50Let's find a great big family crumble Christmas tree. What will find Christmas tree?
13:56Now who wants a piece of emergency cheese sandwich?
14:01But you do away granddad crimble. Who knows how long we'll be here
14:05Yes, you're right nanny crimble. Oh, well back it goes in the old emergency cheese sandwich pocket
14:17Great, this really is the best ever
14:27Oh
14:28Oh
14:28Ginger cooks
14:29Come in witchy woo
14:32On our way witchy woo woo
14:35Quickly then come on ginger snap to it
14:37Oh crumbs, we're going as quick as we can
14:40Hey, you try running when your legs are made a biscuit
14:43Oh ginger up top of it
14:45Oh
14:47There's a step there
14:48Whoa
14:50Oh
14:52Get up you two
14:54Oh
14:56Oh
14:57Oh
14:57Oh
14:57Oh
14:57Oh
14:57Oh
14:58Oh
15:01I've got this
15:03I've got this
15:03I've got this
15:04I've got this
15:04I don't think that helped
15:07I've got it right
15:08Just a second
15:09Here we go
15:11Here we go
15:18We're here
15:19Listen biscuit heads
15:22Biscuit heads
15:23Biscuit bottoms more like
15:26Come on everybody
15:27Wiggle your biscuit bottoms
15:28Biscuit bottoms
15:29Here I go
15:29Shaking my bottom
15:31Here I go
15:32Shaking my bottom
15:33That's enough
15:33You two
15:35Will you just listen
15:37Ooh
15:38There are two
15:40Delicious
15:42Juicy
15:44Scrunchy children in these woods
15:46I can smell them
15:50I've come up with a scrumptious plan
15:52I want you to cover my house
15:55in sweets
15:56and candy canes
15:57and everything that children love
15:59and then those poor little delicious children
16:02won't be able to resist
16:04they'll eat my house
16:06and then I
16:08will eat them
16:14Oh, all right, coffee's up.
16:16Yeah, yeah, better out than in.
16:17I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
16:18Don't worry, we're on it right away.
16:21Quicker than you can say.
16:23Biscuit bottoms!
16:25Here I go, cake in the bottom, bottom, bottom, top, bottom.
16:29Stop that!
16:30Just do it!
16:31Quick!
16:33Oh.
16:36Has she gone?
16:39In that case...
16:42Biscuit bottoms!
16:43Biscuit bottoms!
16:44Biscuit bottoms!
16:45Biscuit bottoms!
16:53Mum and Dad should be back by now.
16:56Maybe they're lost?
16:58Lost? In the woods?
17:00Do you think they're in danger?
17:01Maybe.
17:02Really?
17:03We should go and find them.
17:04Do you think?
17:05Nanny?
17:06Grandad!
17:07Wake up!
17:09Oh, no more jollof rice, Nanny.
17:11I've eaten too much.
17:13Minty biscuits!
17:14They'll be asleep for hours now.
17:16We should just go and find them ourselves.
17:18We can't go.
17:19What if we get lost?
17:21Fair enough.
17:21Well, we could, erm, make a trail.
17:26How?
17:27We could, erm, tie this wool to Grandad's toes.
17:32Good idea.
17:34But we'll never find the end of this wool.
17:36This is a crimble.
17:38This is a crimble emergency.
17:39Emergency?
17:40Emergency?
17:40Yes!
17:41We could use Grandad's emergency sandwich.
17:44Make a trail of breadcrumbs.
17:45I guess.
17:47I suppose it might work.
17:50Of course it will.
17:51It's in his emergency sandwich pocket.
17:54OK, erm...
17:58I can't...
17:59I can't get it.
18:00Two lumps in a nice cuppa please, then.
18:03There's a good dog waffle.
18:07Got it.
18:08Thanks, sis.
18:09Now, let's go find Mum and Dad.
18:11I'm not sure.
18:13We can't just wander into the woods.
18:15Come on, Gretel.
18:16What would Dad say?
18:18We're crimbles.
18:19We never give up.
18:21Exactly.
18:22Don't worry.
18:23I'll look after you.
18:25Come on.
18:29High five.
18:30Never mind.
18:32Let's go find Mum and Dad.
18:37Hansel!
18:38Come on, Gretel!
18:44Come on!
18:50Come on!
18:50Moved.
18:50Come on, Gretel!
18:54Come on!
18:57Goé!
18:58Into the woods I go.
19:01Away from the place I know.
19:04But this is the way I hope we're gonna find them.
19:10Hey!
19:10Nothing will be too bad.
19:13Looking for Mum and Dad.
19:16Thinking the fun we'll have.
19:18We're gonna find them
19:25Hold on to my eyes don't need to be scared. Nothing stop us nothing would
19:48Do you spurrying?
19:50It's got to keep hurrying
19:52Do it
19:53And so you know it's true
19:56I'll never give up on you
20:04But what if we lose our track?
20:07What if the night turns black?
20:10What if we can't get back and no one finds us?
20:14Hey, the plan's ain't gonna fail
20:18Just like the fairytale
20:21We'll follow the breadcrumb trail
20:24We leave behind us
20:27So!
20:28Into the woods I wonder what's there
20:31I'm holding your hand down now I'm not scared
20:34Nothing will stop us nothing would dare
20:38Never give up let's do this
20:41What's the use of hurrying?
20:44Do this
20:44Not to keep hurrying
20:46Do this
20:47Together we'll make it through
20:50Never give up let's do this
20:53What's the use of hurrying?
20:56Do this
20:56Got to keep hurrying
20:58Do this
20:59And so you know it's true
21:04Never give up
21:05Never give up
21:06We're gonna do this
21:07Do this
21:10Never give up
21:11We're gonna do this
21:13Do this
21:13Never give up
21:14We're gonna do this
21:16Do this
21:16Never give up
21:17We're gonna do this
21:19Do this
21:20Never give up
21:20We're gonna do this
21:22Never give up
21:23Never give up
21:23We're gonna do this
21:25Never give up
21:32I'm giving up on you
21:44You take a piece from your pockets and put it on the ground
21:47A piece from your pockets and put it on the ground
21:50You take a piece from your pockets and put it on the ground
21:54A piece from your pockets and put it on the ground
21:56You take a piece and put it down
21:59A peach and put it down
22:02Pick it up
22:02A peach and put it down
22:05Pick it up
22:05A peach and put it down on the ground
22:08A peach
22:09Pick it up
22:10Pick it up
22:12A peach
22:12Pick it up
22:13Pick it up
22:21Hansel, there's something following us
22:25There's nothing there, is there?
22:28Where? Behind us?
22:32Well, we'd better take a look then
22:46See? There's nothing there
22:51We'd better take another look then
23:03Hello!
23:05Hello!
23:07Ah!
23:08Oh!
23:09Ah!
23:10Don't be frightened, it's okay
23:13I'm a really fun guy
23:17My name is Truffle
23:19I'm the hello guy
23:20See?
23:22Hello!
23:25Hello!
23:26Hello!
23:27Hello!
23:27Hello!
23:28Oh!
23:28I'm so glad you could visit
23:30You will stay, won't you?
23:32Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:33Would you like a snack?
23:34I've picked up all these yummy breadcrumbs
23:37Oh!
23:38Look, Hansel!
23:39He's picked up all our breadcrumbs
23:40Oh!
23:41Trail!
23:42That was our way back
23:42You've ruined our way home, you beg
23:45Mushroom
23:46Oh!
23:47Sorry!
23:49Hello?
23:53What are we going to do now?
23:55I knew we should never have come into these woods
23:57We'll be okay, Glittle
23:58We're totally lost
23:59Lost?
24:01Oh!
24:01Well, don't be upset
24:02Oh!
24:03You're going to love it here
24:04Willow!
24:06Willow!
24:06Hello!
24:07Oh!
24:09Welcome, wonderful woodland wanderers
24:12What?
24:13Who are you?
24:14Oh!
24:15I am Willow
24:17And I make sure the woods are a well
24:19And that all is well in the woods
24:22Yeah
24:24Now, how can I help?
24:25You'll be staying a while free among the trees
24:29Actually, we just want to go home
24:31Thing is, we may be a teensy bit lost
24:36What?
24:36We're totally, definitely lost
24:38See, we were trying to find our mum and dad
24:41They left us to look for the tree
24:42Ooh!
24:44A bit like this one
24:45It's perfect
24:46Why were they looking for a tree?
24:49Yes
24:50To cut it down for Christmas, of course
24:51Oh, of course, cut it down for Christmas
24:53By...
24:54What?
24:55Step away from the tree
24:56You can't cut down Harold
24:57Harry
24:58Hatter
24:58Husband
24:59It's no big deal
25:01I mean, it's just a tree
25:04Wait...
25:05There's no such thing as just a tree
25:09Whoa!
25:11Are you real?
25:12Of course I'm real
25:14Haven't you ever been in a magical, fantastical wood before?
25:21No
25:21No
25:22Why don't you pull up a log?
25:24Stay a while
25:25Oh, they don't wish to stay a wise and wooden one
25:28They just need our help to find their parents
25:31So, have you seen them?
25:40Ummm...
25:41No
25:43Great
25:44This is hopeless
25:45Mum and Dad are lost, and now we're lost too
25:48Don't worry
25:49Stay here with us
25:51What?
25:53We can't live in the woods
25:54We're kids
25:56We're kids, not giant mushrooms
25:57Or talking trees
25:59But it's Christmas time
26:02And a little Christmas magic can help with that
26:06Yes!
26:08Stay here!
26:09With us!
26:09In the magical woods
26:11Oh, come on everybody
26:12Twizzle your twigs
26:14And swizzle your sticks
26:16And sway like a tree
26:20It's ever so, ever so good
26:23To live in a magical wood
26:26At Christmas
26:29At Christmas
26:32I'm happy I haven't a care
26:35All I need is the fresh winter air
26:38At Christmas
26:41At Christmas
26:43If you swizzle your twigs
26:47And swizzle your sticks
26:50And give a little tree tops away
26:55You're beginning to see
26:59How it feels to be me everyday
27:07Just like the magic of Christmas
27:11The magic of Christmas
27:14The magic of Christmas
27:16Together with family
27:19This must be the magic of Christmas
27:23The magic of Christmas
27:27When you're free
27:29When you're free
27:29As a tree
27:30As a tree
27:31You're as happy as happy can be
27:33This magic of Christmas
27:38The magic of Christmas
27:41The magic of Christmas
27:46The magic of Christmas
27:51If you swizzle your twigs
27:55And swizzle your sticks
27:58And give a little tree tops away
28:03You'll begin to see
28:07How it feels to be me every day
28:13Are you ready?
28:15Just like the magic of Christmas
28:18The magic of Christmas
28:21Together with family
28:25This must be the magic of Christmas
28:31The magic of Christmas
28:35When you're free
28:36When you're free
28:37As a tree
28:38As a tree
28:38You're as happy as happy can be
28:41This magic of Christmas
28:46The magic of Christmas
29:03Now stay with us
29:05And you'll be part of our woodland family
29:10Family?
29:11No, wait
29:12We have a family already
29:14Our mum and dad are somewhere in these woods
29:16And we've got to find them
29:18Gretel
29:19Gretel
29:20We can't be a tree
29:22Happy as happy can be
29:23No, we've got to go
29:29Gretel
29:29I can't find mum and dad without you
29:32I need you
29:33You need me?
29:35Yes
29:35I do
29:37Don't give up
29:38I won't
29:39I won't give up
29:40No, stay friends
29:41It's lovely here
29:42We need our mum and dad
29:44No, no, stay
29:45It can be dangerous in the woods
29:47That's why we need to save them
29:49Come on, Seth
29:52High five
29:54Never mind
29:55Worst do less
29:56No, no
29:57Don't go
29:59Only know how to say hellos
30:01I haven't made a goodbye sign
30:05Hello
30:07Oh, well
30:09Being a tree's not for everyone
30:14Truffle
30:14Yeah
30:15Do you think we should have warned them about the witch?
30:20Oh, bother
30:22Come on
30:24Come on
30:24Come on
30:29Nanny
30:30Grandad
30:31We're back
30:32Wake up
30:33Wake up
30:34Wake up
30:36You're back
30:37Hello, dear
30:39You have a lovely day
30:40We've had a terrible time
30:43Yeah, we fell in a huge bog
30:45Look
30:46And then all of this confessi just appeared out of nowhere
30:50Yeah, and we found a tree
30:52But then we realised
30:53Oh, we hadn't taken anything to cut it down with
30:56No, look
30:57This is all we managed
30:59Mum
31:00Oh, Dad
31:01Waffle
31:02What's wrong?
31:03Waffle can't find Hansel
31:05Or Gretel
31:06Oh, no
31:07Well, hang on a minute
31:09Let's ask our friends
31:10Have you seen Hansel and Gretel?
31:12Yes
31:13Well, where are they?
31:16Yes
31:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no
31:19This is an emergency
31:20Crimble
31:21Emergency
31:22Get the emergency cheese sandwich, Grandin Crimble
31:26Right away, Nanny Crimble
31:30Hang on
31:33Cedgery, Gorgonzola
31:35It's gone
31:38Along with our children
31:40Oh, no
31:41Waffle
31:42Waffle
31:43Can you find them?
31:44I know. I know. Waffles, smell them.
31:48This way. This way.
31:50Oh, Waffle, you're such a clever dog, you are.
31:57Come on, Leonard. Come on.
31:59I'm coming, Nanny Crimble. Oh, goodness me.
32:07This seems like such a different wood.
32:09Yeah, it's so quiet.
32:12Yeah. Wait.
32:23Whoa! Look at that!
32:25So many sweets!
32:27Toffee!
32:28Toffee cake and chocolate!
32:31Mollipops!
32:32Oh, come on, Gretel, it's yummy!
32:38Do you think it's safe?
32:39Of course it is! I'll try some!
32:42I suppose one piece won't hurt!
32:54Nibble, nibble, little mouse!
32:56Who's that nibbling at my house?
33:00Is this your house?
33:02We're sorry. It's just...
33:04We're so hungry.
33:06Oh, you poor little delicious.
33:10I mean, lost, children.
33:13You must be so cold and juicy.
33:19I mean, tired.
33:22Come in, come in and warm yourselves.
33:25Do you like gingerbread?
33:28Oh, yeah!
33:32Do you like marshmallows?
33:35I love them!
33:36Plenty more marshmallows inside!
33:40Do you like candy canes?
33:43They're my favourite!
33:45There's more candy canes than you can eat in there!
33:48There's more candy canes than you can eat in there!
33:49There's more candy canes than you can eat in there!
34:00Got you!
34:04No, what are you doing?
34:05Let me go!
34:06And you can do the dishes!
34:08Hanzel!
34:10I'm so wonderfully...
34:13Hairy.
34:14What?
34:15No.
34:18I'm so wonderfully...
34:20Smelly.
34:21Yes.
34:22I mean, no.
34:24Wicked.
34:25I'm wonderfully wicked.
34:26Oh, yeah, that's the one.
34:28You're a wonderfully wicked witchy-woo.
34:31Oh, yeah, there's no witchity-woo-woo in the world
34:34as wonderfully wicked as you-woo.
34:36Witch.
34:37Yes.
34:37Yes.
34:38How lovely to have you for dinner.
34:48Is that enough, biscuit head?
34:51You mean, biscuit bottoms?
34:54Here I come, biscuit bottoms.
34:57I said that's enough.
35:00I think it's time to start cooking.
35:04So, which delicious, juicy, scrunchy child shall I have for starters?
35:13Shall I have this one?
35:20Shall I?
35:23Oh, I understand.
35:27You want me to have...
35:29this one?
35:31No!
35:33I think I've made my decision.
35:36I'm going to have...
35:41this one!
35:43What?
35:44Don't let me go!
35:45Leave him alone!
35:46Now, Ginger Cooks, you have one hour and twenty minutes.
35:49Your challenge is to make one scrumptious dish
35:52using the ingredients in the marketplace
35:54and one delicious, juicy, scrunchy boy.
35:57Start cooking!
35:59Oh, right!
36:00All right, OK.
36:01I've got to be honest, no idea how to cook, man.
36:03Surely can blag it.
36:05Oh, don't worry.
36:05We can make it up as we go along.
36:07I've got a pot for starters.
36:08Ah, a big pot.
36:09Yeah, that'll help.
36:10I'm going to make you so hot.
36:11Right, let's crack on.
36:13You need cabbages and cauliflower, celery and cheese.
36:17A dip around, a slip around, a chute.
36:20Moldy marmalade and mustard with a pickled egg and peas.
36:24That's how you make a Hansel stew.
36:26You need aubergine and nectarine, a lemon or a lime.
36:30A turning plan, a tin of vindaloo.
36:33Smelly broccoli and batter in a pocket bowl and slime.
36:37That's how you make a Hansel stew.
36:39Are you sure this is how you make a Hansel stew?
36:41Oh, yeah.
36:42This needs a little bit of seasoning.
36:45Yeah, it's an old bumbly recipe.
36:48What could possibly go wrong?
36:51Salt and pepper, salt and pepper,
36:54salt and pepper in a great big pot.
36:57Salt and pepper, salt and pepper.
37:01And a little, little chew if you like things hot.
37:04Thank you, maestro.
37:06There's no end to his talents.
37:07You need cabbages and cauliflower, celery and cheese.
37:11I dip around, a slip around, a chute.
37:14Moldy marmalade and mustard with a pickled egg and peas.
37:18That's how you make a Hansel stew.
37:20Do-do.
37:21Aubergine and nectarine, a lemon or a lime.
37:24A turning plan, a tin of vindaloo.
37:27Smelly broccoli and batter in a bucket bowl of slime.
37:31Cover with a lid.
37:32And don't forget the kid.
37:34That's how you make a Hansel stew.
37:42I'm hungry.
37:44More taste.
37:45More haste.
37:46All right, crank it up, lads.
37:47Come on, now.
37:48You need cabbages and cauliflower, celery and cheese.
37:52A tip around and a slip around and chew.
37:54Moldy marmalade and mustard with a pickled egg and peas.
37:57That's how you make a Hansel stew.
37:59You need aubergine and nectarine, a lemon or a lime.
38:02A turning plan, a tin of vindaloo.
38:05Smelly broccoli and batter in a bucket bowl of slime.
38:08Cover with a lid.
38:09And don't forget the kid.
38:11That's how you make a Hansel.
38:12How you make a Hansel.
38:14How you make a Hansel stew.
38:16Quah!
38:21Get this place tidied and my Hansel stew cooked.
38:26I'm off to dress for dinner.
38:28Oh, oh, oh.
38:33Gretel.
38:34Gretel.
38:35Gretel.
38:35They're gonna cook me, but if you make a run for it, you can escape.
38:39I can't leave you.
38:40Quick, go.
38:41They're not looking.
38:42But you're my brother.
38:43I love you.
38:45I love you too, Gretel.
38:46You were right.
38:47I should have listened to you.
38:49You can't save me, but you can save yourself.
38:51Quick, go.
38:52Don't look back.
38:53No way.
38:55Like you always say, never give up.
38:57And I'm not giving up on you now.
39:02I have an idea.
39:04She has an idea.
39:07Wait.
39:08What did you say?
39:09I've got an idea.
39:11I'm getting us out of here together.
39:13Nice one, sis.
39:14Ha!
39:15Crimmels forever!
39:17I'm ready for my din-dins!
39:21Why is my Hansel stew not cooked?
39:23Oh!
39:24Oh!
39:26Funny story.
39:27You're gonna laugh.
39:30You tell her.
39:31What?
39:31Well, it's just our all-around general incompetence, basically.
39:38Let's just get him in the oven!
39:49Wait!
39:51Are you sure the oven is, uh, hot enough?
39:55Ooh, yeah.
39:56Good point.
39:57We don't want him under-baked.
39:59That's right.
40:00He'll go all chewy.
40:02Trust me.
40:02You don't want him with a soggy bottom.
40:06Oh, no.
40:07We don't want that.
40:09Well, go and check it then, child!
40:14Oh, um...
40:15I'm not sure.
40:16I think you should check.
40:19I'm not checking it!
40:20That's what I begged you two for!
40:23Oh!
40:23Alright, okay.
40:24Here we come.
40:24Don't worry.
40:25We're on route.
40:26Here come the professionals!
40:29Who are you at?
40:31Oh!
40:31Oh!
40:32You know, you didn't make us a very convenient shape for steps.
40:36I'm on it.
40:37Okay, here we go.
40:38Let's have a look.
40:39Let's have a look.
40:40Let's have a look.
40:41Oh, yeah.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Yeah.
40:44Yeah, definitely.
40:46We're not sure.
40:48Me gumdrops are sweating.
40:49Is that a good sign?
40:50Oh!
40:51If you want a job done, do it yourself.
40:58Of course it's hot enough, biscuit heads!
41:01Don't you mean...
41:04Biscuit Bottoms!
41:06Biscuit Bottoms!
41:06Oh, yeah!
41:08Biscuit Bottoms!
41:10The man is the biscuit bottom!
41:17Yeah!
41:21Nice one, Seth!
41:23High five!
41:23Low five!
41:24Grimble forever!
41:26Come on, let's go and find Mum and Dad!
41:28Oh!
41:28Wait!
41:28Wait a minute!
41:29Wait a minute!
41:30Right!
41:30Here's a bag at Scramfoot Journey!
41:33Here you go!
41:35Aw!
41:35Thank you!
41:36Don't eat it all at once!
41:37We'll do our best!
41:38Come on, sis!
41:39Let's do this!
41:49Hansel!
41:50Gretel!
41:51Gretel!
41:51Hansel!
41:52Gretel!
41:53Mum!
41:54Dad!
41:55We found you!
41:56And Waffle found you!
42:01You're such a good boy, Waffle!
42:03And look what we have for you, Waffle!
42:05Oh!
42:05Wow!
42:06Thank you!
42:08Waffle loves biscuits!
42:10Waffle loves crumbles!
42:12Oh!
42:13Yummy!
42:14Crumble family cuddle!
42:17Oh!
42:20Oh!
42:20Crumbles!
42:23Wait!
42:25Crumbles?
42:27So you're the ones who wanted to chop me down, eh?
42:31Oh!
42:32Well, you see, we can explain.
42:33We just needed a tree to, um...
42:37Uh...
42:37Gather round with the family to make Christmas perfect!
42:43Hmm...
42:44I think I can help!
42:46We just need a bit of Christmas magic!
42:51Oh!
42:51Willow!
42:53Truffle!
42:54Willow!
42:56Come on, everybody!
42:57Twizzle your twigs and swizzle your sticks!
43:01And sway like a tree!
43:03Oh!
43:06This is the magic of Christmas!
43:09The magic of Christmas!
43:12Together with family!
43:16This must be the magic of Christmas!
43:21The magic of Christmas!
43:25The magic of Christmas!
43:26All you need!
43:26All you need!
43:27Is a tree!
43:28A tree!
43:29And I promise the season will be!
43:31A magic of Christmas!
43:35The magic of Christmas!
44:00The magic of Christmas!
44:06This is the magic of Christmas, the magic of Christmas, together with family.
44:17This must be the magic of Christmas, the magic of Christmas.
44:26All you need is a tree, and our promise this season will be a magical Christmas, the magic of Christmas.
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