- 2 years ago
Two codependent roommates, on the verge of eviction, flee New York for the promise of sunshine in Los Angeles where their friendship is tested by a chance at fame HD ( Comedy, Drama )
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00:00:00You'll be happy to know it was a complete disaster.
00:00:17Wait, why are you dry?
00:00:19Why wouldn't I be dry?
00:00:21Were you just in the shower?
00:00:23No.
00:00:26Who's in the shower?
00:00:28First of the month, ladies.
00:00:30Oh, no.
00:00:35Why is it so dark in here?
00:00:40Hey.
00:00:41Well, this is obviously short.
00:00:43I don't know.
00:00:44Do you guys pay the electric bill?
00:00:46Um, I'm sorry, we're choosing not to have electricity.
00:00:49It's a housing violation.
00:00:51We don't want to be a part of the problem.
00:00:53You have to pay it.
00:00:55There's no law that says you have to blow up mountains in frack.
00:00:58This is $500 short.
00:00:59It's the third month in a row, all right?
00:01:01That's a full month's rent.
00:01:02I am trying to turn a profit here.
00:01:04Apparently, I'm your friend.
00:01:05You haven't even returned my last four Evites.
00:01:08Well, we don't have electricity, so...
00:01:11It's not okay.
00:01:12It's just not okay.
00:01:13Turn your back.
00:01:14I've been working with my energy healer, Stephen.
00:01:18And we have decided that I can no longer pay for electricity.
00:01:22And we have decided that I can no longer be an enabler anymore.
00:01:24Call will show up to your party.
00:01:26I have called you.
00:01:28All right.
00:01:29I've left messages, and you have not returned my call.
00:01:32And there are a lot of people who are interested in illegal sublets.
00:01:35A lot.
00:01:36There's a lawyer at my gym who really wants this.
00:01:38Do they not have a shower at your gym?
00:01:40Okay, I can't do this anymore.
00:01:42I can't be supporting you girls.
00:01:43We're done.
00:01:44We're done.
00:01:45Pay me what you owe me, or you're out by the end of the month.
00:01:49You know what I want to know?
00:01:50Why was this never an issue when we were together?
00:01:52You keep mouthing off.
00:01:53You keep mouthing off.
00:01:54Don't do what you're doing.
00:01:56Have some integrity.
00:01:58You have integrity.
00:01:59Bob.
00:02:00That's not...
00:02:01Bob.
00:02:0220 days, and I mean it.
00:02:03No.
00:02:10Okay, you're going.
00:02:11I can't do this.
00:02:12Steve told me.
00:02:13What did Steve tell you?
00:02:14Steve said...
00:02:15He said, cut.
00:02:16No.
00:02:17Cut.
00:02:18Stop it.
00:02:20Ridiculous.
00:02:21I gotta cut the cord.
00:02:23Bob, more than one month.
00:02:25Your mouth off anymore, and I'm making it 15 days.
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00:03:34I'm going out.
00:03:35Are you hungry?
00:03:37No, I don't eat anything.
00:03:43Just bring me an apple.
00:03:48You see these roots?
00:04:06It's disgusting.
00:04:11In my country, the fruits are small, American.
00:04:15They need to relax, but they can't because their food is too aggressive.
00:04:31Nicole, Nicole, we have a notice.
00:04:46What do I got a notice?
00:04:47This is important.
00:04:48This is important.
00:04:49Take the gas mask off and just come up here.
00:04:53Not coming to you.
00:04:54You come to me.
00:04:55Fine.
00:04:56I'm going to jump off the fire escape.
00:04:57Shut up.
00:04:58You wouldn't.
00:04:59I'm throwing myself over the railing.
00:05:00Tell me what you want.
00:05:02We're being evicted.
00:05:11Please, no hydrofluorocarbons in the house.
00:05:21We paid most of his rent.
00:05:24I touch this disgusting doorknob outside, my hand's going to give you.
00:05:27I have to wash it.
00:05:28The cat is going in my bedroom.
00:05:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:39Oh God.
00:05:40Try to speak to him more diplomatically.
00:05:44Oh God, Olivia, you know how allergic I am.
00:05:50Look how he looks at me.
00:05:52Do you see the looks that he gives me?
00:05:55You see the worst in people.
00:05:58You don't know your own cat.
00:06:00I told you to just keep it out of my room.
00:06:05Over there.
00:06:06I can control him no more than I can control the wind.
00:06:09And there's a very large chance I may have an audition today, so I'd really appreciate
00:06:15it if you would just take it down a notch and not try to throw me off my game so much
00:06:19because I really need to be centered.
00:06:21Go.
00:06:22Go.
00:06:23I'm not having this conversation with you anymore.
00:06:32This is not an apple.
00:06:34No.
00:06:35I need a drink.
00:06:44What are you?
00:06:49You just drank mouthwash?
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:56What is that?
00:06:57I spilled.
00:07:04Is this thing clicking?
00:07:05I don't know.
00:07:06Maybe it's the stove.
00:07:09Olivia.
00:07:12Why, Worms?
00:07:13Why?
00:07:14Where are you going, Worms?
00:07:16What is up there?
00:07:17Oh God.
00:07:18What is down here?
00:07:19What are we doing?
00:07:20It's cheese.
00:07:21I told you we shouldn't vermicompost.
00:07:22Olivia, please stop with the chopsticks.
00:07:23Stop.
00:07:24Please stop eating them cheese.
00:07:25They're lactose intolerant.
00:07:26We can't treat them like this.
00:07:27This is a...
00:07:28Let go of this.
00:07:29We're going for a walk.
00:07:30It's gonna be so nice out there.
00:07:31Come on.
00:07:32It's a dog.
00:07:33It's a dog.
00:07:34It's a dog.
00:07:35It's a dog.
00:07:36It's a dog.
00:07:37It's a dog.
00:07:38It's a dog.
00:07:39It's a dog.
00:07:40It's a dog.
00:07:41It's a dog.
00:07:42It's a dog.
00:07:43It's a dog.
00:07:44It's a dog.
00:07:45It's a dog.
00:07:46It's a dog.
00:07:47It's a dog.
00:07:48It's a dog.
00:07:50That lamp would be perfect.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54We don't have electricity.
00:07:55You're daring me.
00:07:56No, I'm not.
00:07:57I hate it when you do this.
00:07:58I'm not daring you.
00:07:59I'm not daring you.
00:08:00I do not want you to do this.
00:08:01Get off the step.
00:08:02You do not take lamps into people's homes.
00:08:03You can't do that.
00:08:04Why are you always doing things like this?
00:08:05Stop it.
00:08:06You're gonna break something.
00:08:07Do not climb over there.
00:08:08That is dangerous.
00:08:09Stop it.
00:08:10Stop it.
00:08:11Stop it.
00:08:12Stop it.
00:08:14Stop it.
00:08:16Stop it.
00:08:20Stop it.
00:08:24What? Oh, God.
00:08:49Hey.
00:08:55Hello? Oh, hi.
00:08:59Yeah. Okay. I can do that.
00:09:02Alright. Thank you. I'll be there. Bye.
00:09:07Got my vision.
00:09:08What for?
00:09:09Life insurance.
00:09:11Ew.
00:09:13What?
00:09:14You don't want to do that. You don't want to be part of the problem.
00:09:16I'm not. Somebody needs to support us.
00:09:19We need a benefactor.
00:09:21What about your parents?
00:09:22No.
00:09:23Why don't you sell one of your pieces then?
00:09:24I told you, they're not done yet.
00:09:25Fine.
00:09:27I'm getting muffins. Do you want one?
00:09:29Usual. If they have it, and if not, blueberry.
00:09:53Well, I didn't book that job, either.
00:09:56What are we going to do?
00:09:58I don't know.
00:09:59Okay. Here's just an idea.
00:10:03Why don't you ask your parents for more money?
00:10:06I told you, I've been totally cut off.
00:10:09Are they still here?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:12I'm going to ask my parents for more money.
00:10:14I told you, I've been totally cut off.
00:10:16Are they still here?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19I'm going to ask my parents for more money.
00:10:21Are they still your parents?
00:10:23What kind of question is that?
00:10:25It's just, you're adopted, and they have so much money, and if they've cut you off...
00:10:28I know I'm adopted.
00:10:29I don't know. I'm sorry.
00:10:30Listen, they're also, they're petitioning to cut a lot of things.
00:10:32They're trying to cut, they're trying to cut public radio.
00:10:35It's...
00:10:36Okay, just take a few deep breaths.
00:10:40I think I'm just hungry.
00:10:42We haven't eaten today.
00:10:43I forgot the muffins.
00:10:45Wait.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:48I have a plan.
00:10:50We're, we're on a cleanse right now.
00:10:52We've already begun it.
00:10:53See what I'm saying?
00:10:54Sort of.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:56We have not eaten today.
00:10:57This is good.
00:10:59Wait, how does this work?
00:11:00We're cleansing.
00:11:01We're just, our pores are just going to start letting stuff go.
00:11:04When we...
00:11:05It sounds very affordable.
00:11:06I have no better ideas.
00:11:08I think we should do this.
00:11:09I'm very willing to try anything you suggest right now, because I'm so starving.
00:11:13Bob left a juicer here.
00:11:14I think it's in the hall closet.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17See if it's still there.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:26It's here.
00:11:42Oh, it's heavy.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:55You know, I'm sorry about what I said about your periods.
00:12:00What?
00:12:04Is he stuck?
00:12:06Seagull.
00:12:08Are you sleeping?
00:12:19It's okay.
00:12:25It's okay.
00:12:27Oh my God.
00:12:34I know.
00:12:38It's okay.
00:12:39It's okay.
00:12:42The Japanese, they call moments like this mononoawari.
00:12:45Why are you talking about Japanese people?
00:12:48It's a femorality.
00:12:49What?
00:12:50And that's a beautiful thing.
00:12:52Well, femorality sucks.
00:12:56Oh, Seagull.
00:12:59Do you see that?
00:13:01What?
00:13:03There's gold in his mouth.
00:13:07It's like all the stuff on your hands.
00:13:11Why is he covered in gold?
00:13:13Olivia!
00:13:14I've always known you were selfish, but I never thought you would say that.
00:13:16I didn't.
00:13:17I never thought you would hate an animal and kill it with your own bare golden hands.
00:13:20I loved the cat.
00:13:21You loved the cat?
00:13:22I didn't hate the cat.
00:13:24I wouldn't kill.
00:13:25You're jealous of the pure love that he had for me.
00:13:28I'm sorry.
00:13:29I don't...
00:13:32He is Seagull.
00:13:34And he's right here.
00:13:36He's right here.
00:13:38And I loved him.
00:13:47Could you please call the vet?
00:13:49Because I think they'll be able to tell us what to do.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:33$150 is absurd for a cremation.
00:14:42This doesn't feel right.
00:14:44You're just socialized to feel like this.
00:14:47When I was in India,
00:14:49this is how they honor the dead.
00:14:52You free human souls on a funeral pyre.
00:14:56And if it's good enough for people.
00:15:14$150 is absurd for a cremation.
00:15:16You free human souls on a funeral pyre.
00:15:18And if it's good enough for people.
00:15:43$150 is absurd for a cremation.
00:16:01I want to get out of this city.
00:16:03I just could use a break.
00:16:05You know?
00:16:07I can't be here.
00:16:09Not in the apartment.
00:16:14Actually...
00:16:17My dad has a private jet.
00:16:21His company.
00:16:22That he's never on.
00:16:25And Frank, the pilot, he loves me.
00:16:28There's a private jet we could use to get away?
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:34You really think this is an option?
00:16:38Check this out.
00:16:40This is crazy.
00:16:41It's a sign.
00:16:42What is that?
00:16:43That's literally a sign.
00:16:44That's special something.
00:16:45Do you have a special talent?
00:16:46No.
00:16:47This is my Aunt Kimberly's show.
00:16:49I found this today.
00:16:51It's a reality talent show and she lives in L.A.
00:16:54And she's always saying,
00:16:55to come anytime.
00:16:57Let's take a vacation.
00:16:59I think Seagal would have wanted this.
00:17:08Help us have a great weekend in Los Angeles.
00:17:13Can I wear your shirt that you're wearing?
00:17:19You want to wear this?
00:17:20It's really pretty.
00:17:43♪
00:17:52Showtime, folks.
00:17:53Showtime, folks.
00:17:54It's showtime.
00:17:58One time for ya.
00:18:00Hey.
00:18:01Hey.
00:18:07Hit it.
00:18:10Yeah.
00:18:12What! Not! Watch them!
00:18:26Ladies and gentlemen, that was our show. Thank you guys so much.
00:18:30New York City, where's the love?
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:44Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
00:18:47I've never done this before, but, um,
00:18:50those dancers were really great,
00:18:52and I just feel really inspired right now.
00:18:54I just wanted to talk to you because, well,
00:18:57Eleanor Roosevelt said do something every day
00:19:00that terrifies you, and, um,
00:19:02I think you're all really brave,
00:19:04and a lot of you look like you're coming home from work right now.
00:19:08I just want you to know you're doing a really good job,
00:19:11and I don't know if anybody's told you that,
00:19:13but they should because...
00:19:20I just lost someone really important to me.
00:19:23He was one of my best friends,
00:19:25and it makes me realize how precious everything is,
00:19:28and, um...
00:19:32Do I seem weird right now?
00:19:35In conclusion, um, well, I wanted you to know
00:19:39that I think the world wants you to be happy,
00:19:41and if you're not feeling happy,
00:19:43just hold your heart and feel that you love yourself.
00:19:48And, um, yeah, that's all I wanted to say.
00:20:40Now everybody wants to go to California
00:20:45To live their lives
00:20:47Sunny days
00:20:48Dreaming of someone else's kids and wives
00:20:52But they'll be bringing you the same old strife
00:20:55As everybody wants to go to Japan
00:20:59Everybody wants to go to Japan
00:21:03Everybody wants to go to Japan
00:21:06Everybody just goes there
00:21:10Ugh, I guess I left the phone on during the flight.
00:21:14How are we going to get to Kimberly's if we can't call her?
00:21:18Are you listening to me?
00:21:21I'm just feeling really sad about Siegel.
00:21:24Uh-huh.
00:21:25I can't believe he was alive yesterday.
00:21:27Olivia.
00:21:28I'm just feeling my feelings.
00:21:30I know, but you cried like the entire flight.
00:21:32That's a six-hour flight.
00:21:34That was six hours.
00:21:35Can we focus right now and just figure out how to get to Kimberly's?
00:21:38Isn't she picking us up?
00:21:39I'm sure she would if we could call her.
00:21:42Did you tell her we're coming?
00:21:45She said, like, come anytime, so I just figured we wouldn't...
00:21:49Do you have money for a taxi?
00:21:51I have four dollars.
00:21:54Sir.
00:21:55Hi, uh, do you mind if I borrow your phone?
00:21:58Sure, no problem.
00:21:59Let me get it to the...
00:22:01Never mind.
00:22:03You need a ride?
00:22:05That's okay.
00:22:06You two look like nice people.
00:22:08I mean, you know the address and you want a ride.
00:22:10I can just drive you wherever you're going.
00:22:13Where are you going?
00:22:14521 Waverly?
00:22:16Yeah, come on, get in.
00:22:18It's a stranger, Olivia.
00:22:19He wants to help us. It's a sign.
00:22:21Not everything is a sign from the universe.
00:22:24It's all we have left now.
00:22:25We have to have faith.
00:22:26We have to start trusting.
00:22:34I'll bring it, but Debbie's gonna bring it.
00:22:37There are gonna be two footballs.
00:22:39No, no, no, no!
00:22:43Fine!
00:22:45You are a turkey.
00:22:47You're a friggin' turkey.
00:22:48T-U-R-K-E-Y.
00:22:50We'll talk about this later.
00:22:52Jesus Christ.
00:22:54Oh, wow, I'm sorry.
00:22:56That was my mom.
00:22:58Really?
00:23:00Where are you guys from?
00:23:02New York City.
00:23:04Oh, I love New York.
00:23:06I live there.
00:23:07That's where I live, that's where I'm from.
00:23:09It's a really small world.
00:23:10It's tiny.
00:23:12Oh, my God, I don't think my mommy's gonna let me go back, though.
00:23:15That sucks.
00:23:16It's too bad.
00:23:17I know.
00:23:18Why?
00:23:19She's got something in her butt.
00:23:22Well, you're a grown man.
00:23:24Yeah, I'm a grown man.
00:23:27But I have a mommy still, and I listen to her, and I listen to what she says.
00:23:31That's really sweet of you.
00:23:32Yeah, I know.
00:23:33You're a good son.
00:23:34I do what she wants.
00:23:35I do what she wants.
00:23:36She's a powerful lady, and she will spank me.
00:23:38She will spank me hard.
00:23:41She's getting older, but she packs it, you know?
00:23:46Why?
00:23:47What?
00:23:48I'm just kidding.
00:23:49It's a friggin' joke.
00:23:53You've got a sense of humor.
00:23:56Are you feeling okay?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Are you okay?
00:24:00Are you okay?
00:24:01Is she okay?
00:24:02Am I okay?
00:24:03Yeah, are you okay?
00:24:04You're just like my mom.
00:24:06You've got something in your butt, and it's not something that makes you happy.
00:24:14What is that?
00:24:15It's cyanide.
00:24:18I'm kidding.
00:24:20It's a joke.
00:24:23It's an Adderall.
00:24:25I take Adderall.
00:24:26You do?
00:24:27Yeah, I do.
00:24:28That's a good shot, friend.
00:24:29Is yours, like, prescribed or straight?
00:24:31It's prescribed.
00:24:32Yeah, I got a doctor on this shit.
00:24:34Oh, that was a red light.
00:24:36Oh, oh.
00:24:37I missed it.
00:24:39I'm an adult, and I know when it's safe to go through a freaking red.
00:24:43Jesus Christ.
00:24:45Sometimes I'll stop at a green, okay?
00:24:47Oh, my God.
00:24:48I want some candy, but is it too late for candy?
00:24:51Is it too late for candy?
00:24:53I'm asking you a question.
00:24:55Actually, you know what?
00:24:56Can you just pull over?
00:24:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:59That's fine.
00:25:00Door-to-door service for you guys.
00:25:01We're so close.
00:25:02I'm even going to carry your baggage.
00:25:03It's on.
00:25:04I'm a gentleman.
00:25:05Can you just pull over, please, sir, just here?
00:25:07You said the address was 521 Waverly, and that is where this car is going.
00:25:13I am your knight in shining armor.
00:25:17Onward, my ladies.
00:25:21Jesus, you guys are fucking pains in the ass.
00:25:28I'm going to close my eyes for one second.
00:25:29Tell me when the turn is green.
00:25:35Come on, come on.
00:25:49Impeccable decision-making skills, Olivia.
00:26:17Hello?
00:26:23Kimberly?
00:26:26Who in the?
00:26:28Oh, my God.
00:26:32What are you doing here?
00:26:38I came for a visit.
00:26:40Well, I'm delighted, but what are you doing here?
00:26:44You're supposed to be at the lake with your family.
00:26:47The lake?
00:26:48What?
00:26:49Hello.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:51Hi.
00:26:52Are they there right now?
00:26:53Well, I thought that they were going there.
00:26:55No?
00:26:56What?
00:26:57Yes, your mom and dad and Joan and the kids.
00:27:01Oh.
00:27:02Now, don't get upset about it.
00:27:05I'm sure it was just a last-minute kind of a nothing.
00:27:09Who cares, right?
00:27:10No, Joan and the kids are there.
00:27:12You are here, both of you, and we are going to have so much fun.
00:27:19Who's your friend?
00:27:21Olivia.
00:27:22Olivia?
00:27:23What?
00:27:24No.
00:27:25Come in here.
00:27:26Come in here.
00:27:28Well, I haven't seen you since you were just a tiny little tater tot.
00:27:34Yes, back when we were Girl Scouts.
00:27:36Are you girls hungry?
00:27:37I'm starving.
00:27:38We're not eating.
00:27:39We're on a cleanse.
00:27:41Still?
00:27:43Everyone, this is my niece, Nicole, and our wonderful friend, Olivia.
00:27:51Olivia, Nicole, these are our neighbors, Ray and Sidney.
00:27:56And, of course, you remember Uncle Robert.
00:28:00Let me get these nice big wine glasses.
00:28:03Sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:28:05Oh, no.
00:28:06Don't be silly.
00:28:07Sit down here.
00:28:08I want you right by me, Olivia.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:10These hold plenty of wine.
00:28:12Trust me.
00:28:13They can never be big enough, right, Nicole?
00:28:15You girls must be starved.
00:28:17Have some dinner rolls.
00:28:19We're not eating.
00:28:20We're on a cleanse.
00:28:21No, thank you.
00:28:22We're fine.
00:28:23Nicole is an artist.
00:28:26You are?
00:28:27What kind?
00:28:30Well, I'm working with a lot of sand right now,
00:28:32because its movement really portrays memories
00:28:35and how they just slip through your fingers.
00:28:38In the past, it doesn't really exist anymore,
00:28:41and we stand on its unsolid ground like a shore waiting to be washed back into the ocean.
00:28:46The truth of everything is ephemerality.
00:28:51And sand is great.
00:28:55That sounds great.
00:28:59Her work used to be about black holes.
00:29:01It's nice to see that you're lightening up a bit.
00:29:04Would anyone like more kale?
00:29:06When did they plan this vacation?
00:29:07I don't know, Nicole.
00:29:09I know your mom really needed to get away.
00:29:11She was having another one of her episodes.
00:29:14The lake is like an ashram for her.
00:29:16Well, I'm very aware that the lake is super relaxing.
00:29:18Did you talk to them recently?
00:29:20Because how is everyone liking their chicken?
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:23Oh, my goodness.
00:29:24Oh, look.
00:29:25I'm such a klutz.
00:29:26Your little shorts are covered in wine.
00:29:28Oh, get those off.
00:29:31I have something you could change into.
00:29:33Lupe, put her into the blue dress.
00:29:37I like the outfit.
00:29:38What is this, a blanket off the plane?
00:29:41What kind of outfit is this?
00:29:43She is so funny.
00:29:46Hey, Kim, come on, tell us.
00:29:49What's it like being the host of the country's most popular TV show?
00:29:52I can't wait to tell you.
00:29:53I just love it.
00:29:54It's the greatest experience I've ever had professionally.
00:29:59You know, just fostering all of this creativity and all of this is just so satisfying.
00:30:06Oh, don't you look so cute.
00:30:12She looks like you, doesn't she?
00:30:14I guess she does, just like me five years ago.
00:30:22So, Miss Olivia, what have you been doing with yourself all this time?
00:30:28Well, I've been auditioning some recently.
00:30:31You're a performer?
00:30:33What kind?
00:30:34I'm an actress.
00:30:36She also sings.
00:30:37Sing for us!
00:30:39Not really.
00:30:40She's shy.
00:30:41Well, you can't be shy and an actress.
00:30:44Robert, where's my ukulele?
00:30:46I don't know.
00:30:48We could just do it another time.
00:30:50Oh, come on.
00:30:51Have a little bit of red wine, pass those tonsils, you'll be singing like Liza Minnelli in a minute.
00:30:56What do you want me to sing?
00:30:58Okay.
00:31:05Well, I'll start over.
00:31:11Joe and Jane were always together, said Joe to Jane.
00:31:17I love summer weather, so let's go to that beautiful sea.
00:31:23Follow along, say you're with me.
00:31:27Anything that Joe would suggest to her, Jane would always think it was best for her.
00:31:35So they'd get his Ford and holler all aboard, gee, I'd like to be
00:31:42by the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea.
00:31:47You and me, you and me, oh how happy we'll be.
00:31:52I'd love to be beside your side, beside the sea, beside the seaside, by the beautiful sea.
00:32:01I'd love to be so near you on the snow white sand, beside the seaside, by the beautiful sea.
00:32:18Bravo.
00:32:20Fantastic.
00:32:21We should audition for my show.
00:32:23I mean, I'm kidding, but you should.
00:32:26I mean, you should audition for my show.
00:32:29She is not interested in appealing to the masses.
00:32:31She's like, she's an artist.
00:32:34Look at that picture of that adorable little girl.
00:32:38Oh, yes.
00:32:39Oh, my goodness.
00:32:40Is that you, Nicole?
00:32:42Simply adorable.
00:32:43Sure is.
00:32:44Adorable little child.
00:32:46You look like such a sweet little girl.
00:32:50I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:33:02So, can we have a little heart to heart?
00:33:06Sure.
00:33:07Why are you here?
00:33:09Are you here because she needs help?
00:33:13Because her family just doesn't know what to do anymore?
00:33:16I mean, honestly, she's just become so eccentric at such a young age.
00:33:23You know, I think she's really unique.
00:33:26She's doing something special.
00:33:28I wish you could see her apartment.
00:33:29It's like a gallery.
00:33:32Well, it's really nice and very reassuring to hear you say that, but I don't know.
00:33:39I think her family actually didn't invite her to the lake on purpose.
00:33:44You know, her sister doesn't want her around the kids.
00:33:48Well, she's really not the best role model when you stop and think about it.
00:33:53I just wanted to be sure that, you know, she's not in some kind of trouble.
00:33:58And I wanted to be sure that she's not making you take care of her.
00:34:02No.
00:34:03No, she's not in any trouble.
00:34:05Where is she, actually?
00:34:06Right.
00:34:07She's probably watching television.
00:34:10You are so tense.
00:34:12Come here.
00:34:13Listen.
00:34:14She doesn't actually like television.
00:34:15You're so sweet.
00:34:17I just want to be sure that someone is taking care of you, right?
00:34:22She's not going to change any time soon.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:25Well, I'm going to go find her.
00:34:33Whatever you have to do.
00:34:43Okay.
00:35:13Please help Nicole.
00:35:44Okay.
00:36:01It's okay.
00:36:02Shh.
00:36:03Wake up.
00:36:04Are you awake?
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06We have to get out of here very quietly.
00:36:07Somebody's breaking in.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:09I think it's the guy who drove us here.
00:36:10I was sleeping.
00:36:11Shh.
00:36:12Now you're not going to be murdered in your sleep.
00:36:13You're going to be murdered awake.
00:36:14Why?
00:36:15We told you somebody was breaking in.
00:36:16We have to get out of here.
00:36:17I think it's the guy who drove us here because you told him our address.
00:36:18Who?
00:36:19Oh, God.
00:36:20I heard something.
00:36:21Did you hear anything?
00:36:22No.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:24Shh.
00:36:25Shh.
00:36:26Shh.
00:36:27Shh.
00:36:28Shh.
00:36:29Shh.
00:36:30Shh.
00:36:31Shh.
00:36:32Shh.
00:36:33Shh.
00:36:34Shh.
00:36:35Shh.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:37Shh.
00:36:38Shh.
00:36:39Shh.
00:36:41Where are the other two children?
00:36:42Olivia, what is going ...
00:36:44Kimberly.
00:36:45Bend your head.
00:36:47There's Nicole in there?
00:36:49What the fuck are you doing out there?
00:36:50You're all over the place.
00:36:54Well, I just wanted to be sure that everyone was hydrated.
00:36:59I went to get you some coconut water.
00:37:02I'm sorry to disturb you.
00:37:04We have everything we need, Kimberly.
00:37:08What does that mean?
00:37:12I don't know.
00:37:14I forgot my toothbrush.
00:37:17I forgot the toothbrush too.
00:37:28You brought this?
00:37:30Yeah.
00:37:32And no toothbrush.
00:37:34But I did bring the phone charger.
00:37:37We should be charging it.
00:37:40Later.
00:37:42You know how you're always saying you are worried you might die in relative obscurity?
00:37:47Well, there is a way I think maybe tomorrow we can do something about that.
00:37:54What are you talking about?
00:37:56I'm talking about reaching the largest audience in the United States of America on a television talent reality show.
00:38:04Are you talking about that special something?
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:08Your aunt suggested it. I think it's a great idea. I've been thinking about it.
00:38:11It's so soulless.
00:38:13Okay, but I can't do it alone.
00:38:15And I think it's going to be really good for you.
00:38:17It's going to be a no.
00:38:19But this could be a big opportunity.
00:38:25Could we just spoon?
00:38:29Could you just roll over so I can spoon with you?
00:38:32I'll just be the big spoon.
00:38:34Just roll over a little tiny bit.
00:38:39Just do it better.
00:38:41It's hot.
00:38:43It's really hot.
00:38:45I'm just sad about Segal.
00:38:52It's okay. I'm holding my heart and feeling that I love myself. I'm fine.
00:38:58Well, if anyone likes some breakfast.
00:39:02I like burnt flapjacks.
00:39:04No, we're still cleansing.
00:39:07So, how did everyone sleep last night after so much excitement?
00:39:14Kind of tossed and turned, but I don't know.
00:39:17My cat just died, so I think maybe that's why.
00:39:20When?
00:39:21Just like two days ago.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:25Just weighing on me.
00:39:27Well, that explains a lot.
00:39:29I was also thinking about your show.
00:39:32And maybe auditioning?
00:39:37Well, do it. Do.
00:39:40Nicole?
00:39:41She doesn't want to do it with me.
00:39:43You don't need Nicole.
00:39:45We've got to get some toothbrushes.
00:39:47Oh, God.
00:39:49Robert, get out your wallet.
00:39:52Yes, dear.
00:39:53I have a 20, please.
00:39:55I've got a...
00:39:57Andy, I see it in there.
00:40:27I have terror ratings here for five bucks.
00:40:41It's actually really reasonable.
00:40:45Okay, let's see what the cards have to say.
00:40:50You lost someone recently?
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53He's still with you.
00:40:55He wants you not to worry.
00:40:58Is he a bird?
00:41:00No, sort of.
00:41:03Huh.
00:41:04But no.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06The moon.
00:41:07This card is connected to dreams.
00:41:11And the unconscious.
00:41:13The moon provides the reflection of the sun.
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:16But the light is dim.
00:41:18It's uncertain.
00:41:20Ah, the magician.
00:41:22It has to do with...
00:41:24Unused power is nonexistent power.
00:41:27We don't have electricity in our apartment.
00:41:29I wonder if it could have something to do with that, maybe?
00:41:32But I'm talking about the electricity inside.
00:41:35The electricity inside you.
00:41:40Everything you have...
00:41:44Has to be destroyed...
00:41:47For you to go to the next step.
00:41:51There's the moon.
00:41:57It's time to put your art out in the world.
00:42:01It's time.
00:42:05That was crazy.
00:42:07Was yours crazy?
00:42:08It was like she knew everything.
00:42:10Listen, if you need me to audition with you, I will do it.
00:42:15I'm not going to sing with you.
00:42:17And I have a piece that's not finished, but maybe we could experiment with it.
00:42:23What did she say to you?
00:42:25She said I had to share.
00:42:47This is amazing.
00:43:17Oh, let's get these guys.
00:43:40Ladies, ladies.
00:43:42I already sense a little special something emanating from you two.
00:43:47What can we expect from you guys today?
00:43:51What do you mean?
00:43:52The people want to know what to expect from you.
00:43:57I don't think people should know what to expect.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:05Is there anything you want to say for yourself?
00:44:14Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody back home?
00:44:20Good luck.
00:44:35Something funny over there?
00:44:37Are you taking the audition seriously?
00:44:49Are you taking the audition seriously?
00:44:52I'm not auditioning, she is.
00:44:57Are you singing?
00:44:58Yeah.
00:45:00Are you singing about lip gloss and the boys that go into the yard?
00:45:04She's really talented.
00:45:05She's been Miss Teen Arizona twice.
00:45:08Yeah, I'm singing My Heart Will Go On and dedicating it to my mom who died when I was little.
00:45:18You're saying that before you sing?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22Do you think that there's a correlation between winning the pageants and sharing your personal tragedy?
00:45:29What is your problem?
00:45:30What is your problem?
00:45:31You're being a bitch.
00:45:32You're being a bitch.
00:45:33Well, you look like a cheap imitation of Kesha.
00:45:35Oh, my God, she's an artist.
00:45:36Oh, my God.
00:45:37What the heck?
00:45:39Get her off.
00:45:40Calm her down.
00:45:41Olivia.
00:45:42What the fuck?
00:45:48Tiger.
00:45:50Is that the Adderall?
00:45:54You can't beat up girls like dead moms.
00:45:56That was the other girl.
00:45:58It's true.
00:45:59That was totally justified.
00:46:01Yeah, those girls sucked.
00:46:06We're going to crush them.
00:46:10I mean, if you felt that way, I guess that's understandable.
00:46:13Thank you anyway, and thanks for the opportunity.
00:46:23Well, thank you for having us.
00:46:26Hello.
00:46:27We'll just take a few minutes to set up, and then we'll be performing excerpts from Anton Chekhov's The Seagull, along with some stuff that we wrote ourselves.
00:46:39Not to get expectations up, but I have heard this one sing, and it was a bit of a treat.
00:46:45This should be interesting.
00:46:49This is the universe we live in.
00:46:51I was afraid you might hate me.
00:46:53It came into being with a big bang that caused this universe we call home to expand for the past 13.7 billion years.
00:47:00Do you hear the wind?
00:47:02The Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years, give or take .5 billion years.
00:47:06Blessed is he who has a roof over his head on such a night, sleeping in his own warm corner.
00:47:11Human beings have been here for about 200,000 years.
00:47:15May the Lord help all homeless wanderers.
00:47:18This cat was born on October 25, 2007.
00:47:22I am the seagull.
00:47:24He died this week.
00:47:26No, that's not right.
00:47:28Every American lives to be 79.
00:47:30That's 28,470 days, 683,280 hours, 40,996,800 minutes.
00:47:39Ever since I got here, I've been walking and thinking, thinking and feeling my inner life grow stronger every day.
00:47:46The important thing is not fame or glory, not what I used to dream about, but learning how to endure.
00:47:53How long will you live?
00:47:55If you were born in 1980 and live an average life, you will die around 2059.
00:47:59Life is like a myth.
00:48:01I must bear my cross and have faith.
00:48:03If I have faith, it doesn't hurt so much.
00:48:06And the feelings we have for each other are like fine, delicate flowers.
00:48:10Do you remember?
00:48:12I am the seagull.
00:48:15Um...
00:48:21No, that's...
00:48:25Uncle.
00:48:26What?
00:48:27What are my lines?
00:48:28I don't know.
00:48:29I forgot my lines.
00:48:30Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:32Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:37Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:41Men, lions, eagles, partridges.
00:48:47Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:50Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:52What?
00:48:53No!
00:48:54Ow!
00:48:55Just...
00:48:56That's ridiculous!
00:48:57Shh!
00:48:58Just give me a moment to focus!
00:49:01Stop it! Stop it!
00:49:04Ow! Ow!
00:49:07Ow!
00:49:11Men, lions, eagles...
00:49:13Ow!
00:49:24What was the year of your death, boys?
00:49:26Did you figure it out?
00:49:28Just about five minutes ago.
00:49:30Mine is 2039.
00:49:32I think I understand what you're trying to say.
00:49:36And I see a certain beauty in it.
00:49:39Of course you would.
00:49:41You guys have something special,
00:49:43but it's not that special something.
00:49:47It's more like that special nothing.
00:50:11Ow!
00:50:19Give it!
00:50:22Stop it!
00:50:25Ow!
00:50:41I was just trying to be alive.
00:50:48I was just trying to be...
00:50:51I didn't do this in a very different way
00:50:54that this is going down than what I thought would happen.
00:50:57It isn't the right decision for me.
00:51:03I'm not entirely sure what plan I chose.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:12I don't know.
00:51:20Why did you do that?
00:51:22Because your teeny tiny therapist didn't seem to be making progress with you.
00:51:26I humiliated myself in front of the judges and basically all of America.
00:51:30I just don't know why you care what those assholes think.
00:51:33The judges for America see nothing special in me.
00:51:36They don't even like me.
00:51:41I don't think you even like me.
00:51:44It's like you're trying to sabotage me.
00:51:46It's like that thing you did with the feather bomb.
00:51:49I want you to shut your fucking face!
00:51:52I didn't even want to do this thing.
00:51:54You begged me to do it because you're needy.
00:51:56You're just not comfortable with the depth of my feelings.
00:51:58No, because every time I turn around, you're like right there.
00:52:01You're like...
00:52:03God, if I feel your breath on my skin anymore, I'm going to vomit.
00:52:07You need to get a boyfriend or something.
00:52:14This was supposed to be a vacation.
00:52:17This feels like a vacation to you.
00:52:20I sure as shit don't feel like I'm on vacation.
00:52:23Not when I'm around you and these feelings of yours.
00:52:28And I could have been on a vacation.
00:52:32I could have been on a real vacation.
00:52:35On a lake with my family.
00:52:37On a fucking lake and for some...
00:52:40I don't know why they didn't want me there.
00:52:43No, Olivia, please!
00:52:45Don't touch me!
00:52:51You know what?
00:52:54I think it's a good thing that we're being evicted
00:52:56because I don't think that I can live with you anymore.
00:53:05I'm sorry.
00:53:35I'm sorry.
00:54:05I'm sorry.
00:54:35Did you go for a swim?
00:55:01Why didn't you go for a swim?
00:55:04I had to go.
00:55:07It's too cold.
00:55:12I want to go back to New York tonight.
00:55:14There's a lot of stuff to deal with there.
00:55:17Twice in the morning.
00:55:21I'm not comfortable staying here in Kimberly's again.
00:55:24She's making this food.
00:55:26I thought we were on a cleanse.
00:55:31Well, I don't know what you're going to do.
00:55:33You're going to leave without me?
00:56:02All right, I might have done it once.
00:56:08I might have done it once.
00:56:11You've got to slow down.
00:56:17I've never seen anyone eat so much.
00:56:19I feel like I'm watching one of those pie-eating contests or something.
00:56:23That would be fun.
00:56:24I'd do one of those.
00:56:25I would win it.
00:56:26You would never win it.
00:56:28Well, why don't you look it up
00:56:30and then tell me what kind of records there are and I'm going to beat them.
00:56:33How would I know if I would win in a pie-eating contest?
00:56:36Just look it up on your phone and tell me what kind of, like, you're afraid of.
00:56:40People train for years and years to do a pie-eating contest.
00:56:46They do?
00:56:47Yes.
00:56:48Why?
00:56:49And they win a lot of money?
00:56:50I'm not paying you any money if that's what you're insinuating.
00:56:55Wait a minute.
00:56:56Hmm?
00:56:58How much will you pay me?
00:56:59Nothing.
00:57:01I'll pay you zero money.
00:57:04All right.
00:57:05Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:06We're going to make this a situation.
00:57:08If I can eat this whole thing in under 10 seconds,
00:57:15will you give me $1,000?
00:57:16You would never eat that in under 10 seconds.
00:57:19Oh, and what do I get when you lose, I'm wondering.
00:57:23I'll give you one of my pieces.
00:57:24Oh, really?
00:57:26I'm not selling for $1,000.
00:57:28They're going to sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
00:57:30Put your money where your mouth is.
00:57:3210, 9, okay, but start at 10.
00:57:34I'm doing it.
00:57:3510, 9, 8, oh, God, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:57:49Ugh, not even close.
00:57:56All right, you were trying faster than seconds.
00:58:03You know, this is my home.
00:58:04All right, that is half.
00:58:11And it's worth $500.
00:58:18Give me, shut up, shut your face.
00:58:23Give me $500 more, and I'm going to eat anything on this table.
00:58:32You tell me.
00:58:41I'm ready.
00:58:45So I take it your girls need money?
00:58:49No.
00:58:50Oh, come on.
00:58:52You can tell me.
00:58:54I mean, I wouldn't trust this one with any money.
00:58:58I should get her to bed.
00:59:00Oh, don't.
00:59:02Look.
00:59:04No, leave her be.
00:59:06She's fine.
00:59:07Listen, listen.
00:59:09I need to tell you something very important.
00:59:12I used to be just like you until I figured out who I really was.
00:59:20Oh, gosh, this headache of mine.
00:59:22Thank you so much.
00:59:23This was very nice, and I, good night, and thank you.
00:59:42Good night.
01:00:12I brought you something for your head.
01:00:28Olivia.
01:00:29What are you doing out on the lawn, you silly?
01:00:35Darling.
01:00:37Olivia, you must wake up for your own good.
01:00:42Oh, God.
01:00:43Oh.
01:00:45Oh, my God.
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:00:50Just like children.
01:00:52Oh, we're so free, finally.
01:00:55Finally, darling, please.
01:00:57There's something I have to tell you.
01:00:59All right, what is it?
01:01:01You're wonderful, but I'm in a relationship with Nicole.
01:01:05We're very much in love.
01:01:07Olivia, I know, all right?
01:01:12I know I should have told you sooner, but I know that you want her, and she's not in love with you.
01:01:22Yes, darling.
01:01:24She told me everything.
01:01:26She told me that she felt sorry for you.
01:01:30I'm sorry, darling.
01:01:37I'm sorry.
01:01:41You know she had to say that to you.
01:01:43No.
01:01:44She was afraid.
01:01:46She didn't know how the family would take it, but she and I have something very beautiful,
01:01:52and it only shows in a one-sided way with me, but really a two-sided relationship.
01:01:58I mean, we are, it's not one-sided, it's two-sided, and she and I are in this closed-loop embrace forever,
01:02:06and I would never want to do anything to hurt her.
01:02:11I hope you understand that.
01:02:19Of course I do.
01:02:23Olivia, I'm so sorry.
01:02:25I never would have opened myself to you in this way if I had known.
01:02:32Olivia.
01:02:34Goodbye, darling.
01:02:45Goodbye.
01:03:10Mom, wake up.
01:03:12You made me have to lie to your Aunt Kimberly.
01:03:14Will you go get me water?
01:03:15The room is spinning.
01:03:17I need you to hear me.
01:03:18You're taking me to the airport in a taxi that you're paying for.
01:03:21First thing in the morning.
01:03:22Will you please get me water?
01:03:24Do you want water?
01:03:25Here, let me get you some water.
01:03:27Do you want this?
01:03:28Yeah.
01:03:29Do you want this water?
01:03:39Pack your shit.
01:04:02Hi.
01:04:04Remember me?
01:04:08Last time you saw me, I was a licensed car driver.
01:04:12And I'm not anymore.
01:04:14It was probably a good thing.
01:04:17I'm so sorry.
01:04:20I must have terrified you.
01:04:22I was out of my mind.
01:04:25Want a piece of licorice?
01:04:27It's okay.
01:04:28Licorice?
01:04:32You know what I did?
01:04:33I think I took Ativan and Lunesta with maybe like three airplane bottles of whiskey.
01:04:40I'm just, I'm really afraid to fly.
01:04:42You also took an Adderall.
01:04:44Yeah, yeah.
01:04:45Sounds like something I would do.
01:04:50Adderall is pretty crazy.
01:04:53It's crazy stuff, right?
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56Yeah, I've started bottoming out when it wears off.
01:04:58Whenever I take it, like it helps me at first and then I completely unravel.
01:05:02I almost punched a girl.
01:05:04You should have taken a Lunesta.
01:05:06Yeah, it really cuts down on the urge to clock people.
01:05:11I was in town visiting my mom.
01:05:13You mentioned something about that.
01:05:15I guess you just have to hit rock bottom before you can stand back up.
01:05:20If that makes any sense.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23And my mom has really helped me to hit rock bottom the last couple days.
01:05:29How was LA?
01:05:31What'd you do?
01:05:34I buried my cat at sea.
01:05:39I'm sorry for your loss.
01:05:43Lucky cat to have spent one of his nine lives with you.
01:05:53Do we forget to lock the door?
01:06:22Rob, that better be you in there.
01:06:30I think we were robbed.
01:06:32Oh my God.
01:06:36Is that electricity?
01:06:50Hey guys.
01:06:54Is this our stuff?
01:06:56Didn't get my message, huh?
01:06:59I called you guys about a hundred times and texted you.
01:07:02No, we didn't get any messages.
01:07:04Oh shit, because if you would have gotten messages, you would have known what was going on here.
01:07:09What is going on?
01:07:11I found some people who are willing to pay three times what you do.
01:07:17God, we didn't charge this.
01:07:19Hey, I'm sorry.
01:07:20I wasn't here.
01:07:22I guess the movers thought your stuff was garbage or something.
01:07:26I'm sorry.
01:07:44She's losing it.
01:07:46What are we supposed to do?
01:07:48The lieutenants are not coming until Tuesday.
01:07:50So you have until Tuesday.
01:07:52It's tomorrow.
01:07:53And you said we had 28 days.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:56Look, honestly, they're paying me three times what you're paying me.
01:08:00Give me a break.
01:08:01All right?
01:08:03I had to...
01:08:04You can't do it.
01:08:05It's illegal.
01:08:06Well, this is an illegal sublet, you know.
01:08:09Hey, don't break my balls, okay?
01:08:11I need to make a profit here.
01:08:13Hey, it's Bob.
01:08:14Can you pick up your phone?
01:08:15It's urgent.
01:08:17We should be better connected.
01:08:19Not my fault.
01:08:21Hi, Olivia.
01:08:22Great news.
01:08:23We booked the life insurance commercial.
01:08:25It's going to shoot for about a week in Ohio.
01:08:27So we have to arrange your flight.
01:08:29Give me a call back.
01:08:31You just got a commercial.
01:08:33It's a national commercial.
01:08:35Uh-oh.
01:08:37Uh-oh.
01:08:38Who's an actress?
01:08:39Who's going to Ohio?
01:08:41Wow.
01:08:42I told you, plug in your fucking phone.
01:08:47Ohio.
01:08:51Wow.
01:08:53All right, come on, come on.
01:08:54Shake it off.
01:08:56Big girl.
01:08:57Come on, big girl.
01:08:58There you go.
01:09:00One door closes, another opens, huh?
01:09:03How you doing?
01:09:05Hey, you want to crash on my couch?
01:09:08You sleep on your couch.
01:09:10All right.
01:09:11You sleep on the floor.
01:09:12All right, I'll sleep on the floor.
01:09:14We'll both sleep on the floor.
01:09:41All right.
01:09:42All right.
01:09:43All right.
01:09:44All right.
01:09:45All right.
01:09:46All right.
01:09:47All right.
01:09:48All right.
01:09:49All right.
01:09:50All right.
01:09:51All right.
01:09:52All right.
01:09:53All right.
01:09:54All right.
01:09:55All right.
01:09:56All right.
01:09:57All right.
01:09:58All right.
01:09:59All right.
01:10:00All right.
01:10:01All right.
01:10:02All right.
01:10:03All right.
01:10:04All right.
01:10:05All right.
01:10:06All right.
01:10:07All right.
01:10:09All right.
01:10:10All right.
01:10:35I'm sorry.
01:10:38So, I can, uh, start looking for places, I guess, for when you come back.
01:11:38Man and lions, eagles and partridges,
01:12:07all of life will end its allotted round of be no more,
01:12:16and then the full moon will be left lighting her lamp in vain.
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